I live in a small town in a southern state. Last December I found r/dirtyr4r and searched my state. Someone had posted over a year before saying she was from a town 30 minutes away from me. I dmed her. We talked. We moved to texting. She is 22, I am 35. She still lives with her parents and she has 2 kids, ages 5 and 3. She is also overweight. But she has a nice face. There was a lot of deal breakers there, plus we have little in common, so after talking for a few hours I told her I wasn’t really interested in pursuing a relationship with her. Then she said “how about just dnd?” I thought DND stood for Dungeons and Dragons. She explained it meant “dinner and dick.” She told me she would give me a blow job if I took her out to eat.
I’ve always been a relationship guy as opposed to random hook ups. But it had been a while so I decided to do it. I drove over to her place, she met me outside and got in my car, When I asked her where she wanted to go she said Subway. While in the car she asked me if she could also order subs for her kids. I said sure. She ordered a foot long combo meal for herself and two six inch subs for her kids. I got a foot long sub and a lemonade. When we checked out I did a straight up playa move and offered to get her kids each a cookie too. She accepted the offer.
Because of covid we had to eat in my car. We made some small talk as we ate. When she was done eating she reached over and rubbed my crotch and made a joke about thanking me for the dinner. I then drove the car behind the buildings the Subway was in. She wasted no time and got my dick out of my pants and started sucking me off. She was good at it too. There was a lot of tongue action. At one point she pumped out some precum and wiped it off with her fingers, showed it to me, and licked and sucked her own fingers. I’ve never seen anyone do that before, even in porn. After I came she milked every drop of cum out and kept sucking me for a couple more minutes. There was a weird moment after when I complimented her and told her how good she was and she said “I should be. I’ve been doing it since I was 8.” I did not ask any follow up questions.
I took her home. We text a couple times more but I thought I was done with her. Over a month passes. You ever have one one of those days when you can’t stop being horny? You might jerk off a couple times but it doesn’t help. And no porn seems to be good enough. That happened to me two days ago. In desperation I sent her a text saying “Can I take you to Subway for DND?” She didn’t respond. No big deal, it was a long shot. But then yesterday she said “we can dnd tonight.” So I drove to her house and took her to Subway. She again ordered a foot long combo for herself and two six inch subs for her kids. No cookies this time because I forgot. We ate inside the building. Afterward, we got in my car and I drove us back behind the buildings and she sucked my dick again.
While driving her home I asked her if she wanted do DND again next week. She said yes. This is kind of weird for me. It feels like prostitution, only instead of money I am buying the blowjobs with Subway sandwiches. I think that is pretty funny.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ldlte1/mf_i_traded_subway_sandwiches_for_a_blow_job_twice
Nice. Wish I could find that around here…