Backstory: I’m in the military and I rarely get to visit home, so when I do visit I like to make it a surprise.
A little over 2 years ago I took leave to come home and surprise my parents. I know where they hide the spare key so I can easily let myself in without them knowing. When I pulled up to the house I noticed a lot of cars outside (about 14-16 give or take). One of the cars I recognized, it was our neighbors’ who we’re really good friends with and I’ve known since I was 16. I figured they must’ve been having a small party and that that would make the surprise even better! I made my way up to the house, got the spare key and let myself inside. No one was downstairs, just a bunch of empty glasses and bottles. No one was out back by the pool or grill. Weird, all these cars outside and no ones home? But then, sitting there in the silence, I began to hear people upstairs. “Why would they be upstairs? It’s just bedrooms up there” I thought to myself. I walked over to the staircase and as I began walking upstairs I could hear them more clearly through the closed door. Moaning, pounding, screaming, easily over a dozen different voices I heard. I just stood there on the stairs in shock. I’m pretty sure most normal people at this point would get disgusted and leave, but I’ve never been so incredibly turned on in my life. I wanted to go upstairs and join them so badly… but obviously that would be pretty weird with my parents there as well. After sitting there for a while and listening with the hardest erection I’ve ever experienced in my life, I eventually convinced myself I need to leave and come back tomorrow. So I went to stay at my brother and sister-in-law’s house (who both knew I was in town already).
The next day I went to surprise my parents in the morning when no cars were outside and they seemed completely normal and excited to see me. We talked and I asked them how everyone was, including our neighbors down the street (the ones I mentioned earlier). They seemed pretty excited when I brought them up and at some point mentioned how they’ve recently been throwing parties every Friday and Saturday night and the neighbors always bring a lot of fun people. Well, yesterday was Friday, meaning they’d probably be having one of these “parties” again tonight. After hours and hours of talking I told them I was going to go visit some friends and that I’d see them again tomorrow. I left and went back to my Brother’s house where I was staying. While I was there I started doing some research on swingers, specifically in our local area. I found a popular forum for swingers to find other swingers and I created a throwaway account so that I could search in my local area. Sure enough, as I’m searching I come across my neighbors’ account. They definitely weren’t new to this; account created back in 2005, thousands of posts, hundreds of pictures and videos (which most were blurred out because I didn’t have a premium membership), and a very high rating compared to other profiles I saw. My curiosity got the best of me and I quickly paid the $19.99 premium fee so I could see their pictures/videos. And well, the very first video, posted less than a day ago.. was IN MY PARENT’S HOUSE. I only saw a few faces, none of which were my parent’s, most of the people were only in camera frame from shoulder/torso and down. The person with the camera was going from room to room showing off all the couples at this swinger party. My parents bedroom had easily over a dozen people. My Brother’s old bedroom had a woman getting spit roasted by two men on his bed. The bathroom had a couple fucking in the shower. MY OLD BEDROOM had 4 men sharing 2 women and a younger looking guy fucking an older guy on my bed. When I saw that I just absolutely lost it. Easily the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. After busting one out and cumming to my sense I read the description of the video “12/05 get together was a success! We go again tomorrow in (our city name) at (hyperlink to another user)’s place! PM for info!” WAIT… I clicked the username in the description, and SURE ENOUGH, my parents. I could tell they were newer since their profile was only about a year old with not much on it. It was at that point I realized our neighbors were most likely the people who got my parents into swinging. I closed my parents’ page because I didn’t really want to see that and went back to my neighbors’ page. They had numerous posts advertising for new swingers in the area to join them. Couples, females, males.. they welcomed everyone. They advertised for gloryhole meetups, bukkake meetups, gangbangs, the whole 9 yards. I wanted to message them so badly saying I was interested in joining but I wasn’t sure if they’d keep it a secret so I didn’t. Instead I just came over and over to their videos and the thought of hooking up with them behind my parents’ backs.
To this day they’re still active and occasionally tag my parents. I desperately want to fool around with them but I’m too afraid of what will happen if they say no.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/l8iqto/i_22m_discovered_that_my_parents_51f55m_are_very
Why would they say no? Clearly they’re up for causal sex. They’re posting on an accessible website. You could just message them directly and say you didn’t know how fun they were back in the day and see what they offer.
I guarantee they know how to be discreet. Even if they’re not interested in playing with you because of your history, they’ll be cool about it. You don’t amass a fuck pod that large by pissing people off.
If you really want to reach out to the neighbors, do if. As they have been in the ls a while, they understand being discreet. They understand about outing others and the ramifications it can have.
Mutually assured destruction….we have experienced a very similar situation where WE, the parents, had out daughter and her BFF ‘surprise’ us during a party at home.
You’re not looking to have sex with your parents. Believe me, they know what you look like naked as well. Your neighbours are into EVERYONE. It won’t be them you have to worry about, I would be on that so fast it’d warp time and space. Go for it. You’ll look back and say could have, should have …. Do it. You can and should while you still have it in your mind and especially when you are young. The only warning is you’ll be a neighbourhood fucktoy in no time. And that can only be the hottest mess you can own. 2 gold stars … do it.