Well you read the header and although I’m going to do my best to restrain my twisted sense of humour for the sake of sending a serious message, one or two quips might inevitably slip out. So my apologies in advance. But I am serious.
Where did the true writers go? Not the hobbyists who have just watched too much porn and think telling me how “hard id zests my cock in your wet wet puzzy” is somehow literature? Not the amateurs who have gotten a few hits on literotica, whose grammar and formatting is so putrid it looks like dyslexia threw up on their page. No, I don’t want the pretenders anymore: I want Tyson. I want a damn CONTENDER.
(Also apologies to anyone with dyslexia, this is purely being used for comedic effect.)
I’m talking erotica with worlds so fully realiwzed with a bevy of detail so rich, I could walk it blind and still find my way back to bed…. wording and vocabulary so eloquent and refined that it’s as if an Oxford professor was texting me. I want an expert of the written arts that knows their way around passion, around storytelling…. around the beauty of the naked body.
Of course I realize how unbelievably pretentious I must sound by all of this but to all you Dave’s who go by ‘David’ that will call me out for my request: turn NPR back on… this isn’t for you. I want a true wielder of the written tool. I want to be seduced again like I once was and share in the passion I once had for making erotic scenarios into reality. I want to stay up all evening long, bare naked under my covers, drenched in my own sweat with nothing but a glass of expensive merlot to offer relief…. as I read your masterpiece.
So if interested, please pass along a detailed, an eloquent and most of all an impressive introduction. Tell me why YOU are in fact this writer of my darkest dreams. One word messages and “hey baby” & “snap?” Will be blocked, you are warned. A game only….
Fucking bring it.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/l86ccd/25f_laying_alone_in_bed_wearing_nothing_but_a
I’ve written a couple stories on Literotica.com. Look up by author – WCTDP – and let me know what you think.
Msg me when your free
I have been bored lately with covid and began writing a few stories to pass the time and release a bit of frustration. Are you just looking for erotica stories that are well written with correct grammar by someone who actually refers to a thesaurus when the right word escapes them, or are you looking for someone to write a fantasy that is specific to your desires? I understand that a misspelling can ruin the mood or kill the pleasure of reading in general. Are you interested in reading something already written? Or are you going to give a list of kinks you want covered?
Perhaps all the writers of good erotica have moved on to paying venues?