[MF] Got pooped on during anal… hopefully a funny story for you

Soooo this is a story I look back on and always try and see the funny side of it. Yes it was gross, no I didn’t enjoy it, if you are reading the GW stories to get turned on then this isn’t one of them, this is aimed more for the “funny” part of the sex stories.

Replaying how I handled it on the night, I think I did quite well, I didn’t freak out too much and tried to make the girl (Let’s call her Tammy) as reassured as possible, but as I didn’t hear from her ever again I always think did I do something wrong? If anyone has any input on how I could have handled it better at the end then please share. Touch wood I won’t be in such a shitty situation again but you never know.

Anyway.

A few years ago a band called the Marmozets were playing in Manchester, absolutely loved them, kind of Paramore vibes, and this girl Tammy I used to work with I also knew liked them. As soon as tickets went on sale I text her and asked if she wanted to go, she said sure. We had always been a little bit flirty at work, had been to a couple of gigs together, went out for lunch together, but nothing intimate up to this point.

The night comes, I pick her up, jaw hit the floor when she got in my car. She had a plain black bra under a very fine mesh/net long sleeve top, so the rest of her top half was on show under the mesh bit. Fantastic cleavage and pair of tits, D cup, or a large C I think. Very round, very perky. Short black frilly skirt on, fishnets, black boots. Lovely and soft looking thicc thighs, wide hips but a tiny waist. Short black hair, fringe at the front, down to her shoulders then squared off and up slightly towards the back. Big hazel brown eyes and very dark red lip stick. Choker. She had always been hot at work, but seeing her dressed as my younger years emo fantasy was such a massive turn on. Previously I had only ever seen her in business/smart casual wear.

Get into Manc, parked up near a friends apartment, uber into town, couple of drinks near the venue, onto the gig, usual support bands that were ok, had a few drinks, good catch up talk about her new job and how she was getting on, told her I missed her, told her she looked great, little bit later told her she looked fucking HOT, I wasn’t too bad myself apparently, usual small steps for picking someone up. Could tell there was a shift in attitudes and the night sort of changed from a catch up to a date I think? Couple more drinks led to hands touching each other and my arms being around her waist as the main band came on. They opened with Move Shake Hide which has a cracking intro.

Gig finishes, we pile out, both little bit hot and sweaty, asks what the plan is. We had originally planned to stay at my friends, but she said she wasn’t going to fuck me there, so we went in search of a hotel. Check in, upstairs, soon as the door is closed shes peeling her mesh top off and I get to play with those incredible tits.

Usual stuff, both give each other oral, into fucking, roll around, cum, drinks, talk, onto round 2, rinse, repeat, drinks, here I asked her if theres anything she really loves or craves that she wants me to do. “I really love getting fucked in the ass” she replies in a blunt and so direct way. “Oh really? Wanna try that next or do you need to warm up?” I ask, getting excited but not ahead of myself. “Oh, I don’t need to warm up… just put some spit on there and you’ll be fine.”

So, move her onto all 4s, tongue is flicking in and out of her asshole, I had been all over her ass before as part of my oral explorations but not been poking it with my tongue. Slid a couple of fingers in and checked they were clean when they came out, all good, so perching behind her I started to put my cock in her ass. Now, I LOVE anal, it’s always been such a huge turn on for me, and only meeting a few girls who are into it makes me enjoy it even more when I get the chance.

We start fucking and compared to the previous rounds I can tell she is in a totally different mood. “That’s fucking amazing” shes moaning as shes pushing back on my cock. She asks me to pass her a pillow, puts it in front of her, and buries her head in it. Shes starting to moan louder and louder. Audibly noisier than I’m used to. Asking her whats up, she just tells me anal drives her crazy and she wants it harder and faster. Happy to oblige, but worrying at this point we’re going to have people hearing us, I push her head down into the pillow to muffle her some more and then really start to hammer her arse.

It’s tight, it’s warm, I’m fucking her harder than anyone I’ve ever fucked before. She can really take it from behind. Moving both hands to her hips I’m pulling her back as I thrust forwards, then push her away as I pull back. A few more minutes and I’m thrusting as hard and fast I can. Her ass cheeks are slapping my waist, shes got the end of the pillow stuffed into her mouth, and I can hear this constant “uh, uh, uh, oh my god, uh, uh, uh, fuck, uh uh” loop coming from her muffled mouth.

Suddenly she starts twitching, her feet and legs pull in and give way, she collapses into the bed, and splays out, shuddering, whimpering, managed to whisper that was such a good orgasm. I’m still not quite there at this stage but enjoying the spectacle of my cock buried in her ass, so lying on top of her, just start to slow down, take my cock out of her ass, and I hear this little “pprrfftttt” noise, ever so gentle, like a whisper on the wind, and looking down at her shes gaping ever so slightly. This is such a turn on for me. Seeing her little asshole winking at me, I put my cock back in, take it out, and theres another “ppprrffffttttt” noise as the air escapes. Ohhhhhhhhh I’m thinking. Few pumps of this and I’ll be done. I put her back on all 4s and start dipping in and out of her ass, shes still loving it and telling me how deep it feels, grabbing her hair and pulling it back, I’m starting to ram it in and out, harder and harder, but can still hear these soft little “ppprrrr”-THAT WASN’T A LITTLE ONE!!!!! I look down and I’m covered in poop. Belly button down to top of my knees. It was a wet one. It was a pan splatter. It was pop-corn pooping. Machine gun fire. Rusty water. Whatever you want to call it, it’s the one that splats the whole of the toilet bowl, even around the rim and under the seat.

It’s on me, it’s on the bed, it’s all down the back of her legs.

“Errrm….” I started to say.

“Keep fucking me” she replied.

“….errrrrm….”

“Put it back in my arse, come on, fuck my ass”

“there’s… stuff on the bed”

“what?”

“there’s stuff on the bed”

She finally looks round as I’m gingerly climbing off the bed. Mouth opens, shock horror, “omg, omg, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry”.

“It’s fine” I say, trying to keep my hands in the air and not wipe shit on anything with my dick. “Come on, shower” I say to her, opening the bathroom door with my elbow, turning it on, jumping in and rinsing off. She joins me and I put my hands on her shoulders and spin her under the nozzle. We cleaned up in there. Part of me wanted to keep fucking in there, her tits and arse looked amazing all wet, but I was still aghast at what happened and I’m pretty sure she was too. Thought better of it.

I told her several times while in the shower not to worry about it, that I wasn’t bothered, that it was amazing up to that point. She didn’t really want to talk though.

Jumping out of the shower, I went back into the room and got my first proper look at the bed. You could see the white of the duvet where mine and her legs had been, and just this deluge of brown stains everywhere else. Almost like half a poop angel. It was so gross. I pulled the duvet cover off, put it in the bathoom, threw the duvet on the floor, that was stained, don’t want that on the bed. No shit on the bed itself so that was lucky. The pillows seemed fine too.

She eventually crept out of the bathroom wearing one of the dressing-gown/robes, I grabbed the other and we just lay on the bed. She started talking which was good, I tried to make her laugh, used the “shit happens” line which I think she hated, eventually we both went to sleep in the dressing-gowns.

Woke up the next morning and she was gone. I checked breakfast and she wasn’t there, no texts or calls, so figured she must have been so mortified by it she just left. I text her saying “alright? x”, but no response.

Feeling sorry for the hotel staff who I knew would be coming in to clean the room, but also hugely embarrassed on my part, I didn’t really know what to do with the bedding… I probably should have left it as it was and left a note or something, but I think I over-thought it, and figured they will be stripping the bed anyway, so if I scrub the duvet cover and get rid of most of it I can put it back on in-side out and it won’t look so bad? I started to try and wet and wipe the worst of the stains, and they did shift, but the huge wet patch left on the cover was pretty obvious. Committing to this stupid fucking idea I turned the duvet cover inside out, put it back over the duvet, put it upside down on the bed, washed and then checked out, thinking that the poor maids will somehow go in, strip the bed, send it off to be washed, and NOT NOTICE THE HUGE FUCKING POO STAIN on it! Oh god… I think that’s the worst bit. I was pretty hungover so wasn’t thinking straight but fuck me I don’t know how I thought that would be a good idea. What an idiot. I’m so soooo sorry to any hospitality staff that might ever read this!

I check out, get to my friends house where my car is, still nothing off Tammy. Ring her but no answer. Text her again, “Hey, hope you’re ok, you coming back with me? Don’t worry about last night, honestly, it’s all good”. No response. Stayed at my friends until mid afternoon, didn’t tell him what happened but with no reply from Tammy I left and started the drive back. By the time I got home and checked social media she had blocked me on most things. At least I knew she was up and about and guessing fine. Never heard from her again, gutted as I really liked her, and would love to have seen that gorgeous ass again.

Since then I’ve fucked a couple of different asses and no poop, yay!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kqb39y/mf_got_pooped_on_during_anal_hopefully_a_funny