We tried to take a nap but ended up doing anal instead. [MF]

2021 is our year to make things better than they were in 2020. One of the things that I agreed to do in pursuit of this was anal, for the first time ever too!

I met a dude from r/randomactsofmuffdive in Sept 2019 and have been fucking around with him since. He’s tall, blonde and ripped with a large dick and the cutest blue eyes. I’m a woman of average height with some modest curves and muscle, brown curly hair and intense green eyes.

We decided to ring in the new year together. It was a super fun night. I got pretty intoxicated, and we fucked around quite a bit. We ended up passing out pretty close at midnight and didn’t wake up until later the next morning. Not without some morning sex, of course, but that’s not what this story was about.

We had been playing a never have I ever game on new year’s day after eating breakfast. Both of us were very tired. He started to snooze on a beanbag. I went to crash on his bed, thinking he might follow me. He did not. I was disappointed, so I nudged him and asked him to follow me back to bed.

We snuggled under the covers; I shut my eyes. For whatever reason we were chatting and poking fun at each other. Important context note- in order for him to sleep at night, he needs to intensely cuddle this hefty body size pillow. Its like a death grip, and he sleeps like the dead with it. Said body pillow was between us. It ruined all cuddling potential.

To bring this up lightly, I said, “You know, this pillow helps give six feet for Jesus.” I am an atheist.

He chuckled. To immediately disprove my point, he reached across the pillow and grabbed my boob. “The pillow is doing such a great job at that right now,” he replied.

“Well, it’s currently blocking your access from other places, isnt it?”

He moved his arm down my body and moved my yoga pants aside. His fingers carassed my pussy lips. “I don’t think so.”

My heart started to race. I gently moaned while staring at him, my head resting on the body pillow. My arm could only reach his back, which I rubbed.

“I dont think I could reach your dick right now,” I whispered.

He helped me slide my hand down his gym shorts to feel his amazingly hard dick. I didn’t have a great angle, so I could only rub the head. He has this sensitive part along the back side of his head, so I ran my thumb across it. He grunted, and finally moved that fucking body pillow out of the way.

We made out intensely, my hands running across his entire body. He took off my yoga shorts and panties while I yeeted his gym shorts and boxers across the room. I flipped onto my stomach and started giving him a blowjob.

“Honestly, my dick is so sore. I’m not sure I’ll be able to come again,” he said.

I smiled. “I can tease you, at least.”

I had him lay down so I could lay on my stomach next to him at an angle, my ass up near his face. This angle allows him great viewership of my blowjobs, and it allows me to get all the way to the bottom of his dick. I alternated between going super deep, activating my gag reflex while able to take all of him, and massaging the most sensitive part of his dick with my tongue and thumb. He was cussing under his breath and moaning softly, but I knew it wouldn’t finish him off.

After a while, he said, “Well, what do you want to do now?”

“My pussy is too sore for round three I think.” I flashed back to the previous night where he was pounding me from behind mercilessly.

“Do you wanna try anal again?”

We had tried it on new years Eve, after I had been wearing a butt plug. But, I think I was either too drunk or not relaxed enough to make it work. It was too painful.

I nodded. “Yeah, sure, we can try that.”

He ran to the bathroom to grab the anal lube (which I had placed next to the hand soap in a drunken state). He had me lay down on top of a pillow and instructed me to drop my hips and relax. He spread a bunch of lube on his fingers and my asshole. He guided a finger in gently. Once he was able to pump two fingers in, he suited up a condom on and started fucking my asshole.

Anal feels… Different. Not in a bad way, it does feel good. It doesn’t feel as intense as my clit and vagina. Its almost like listening to jazz music that’s playing in another room. He fucking loved it, from what I can tell. He told me he loved feeling my ass pressed up against him and how tight I felt. His thrusts were controlled and passionate, and he checked in often to make sure I was doing alright. I lost track of time, especially when he would lean down and kiss the back of my neck.

He busted his load into the condom while in me. It wasn’t as strong as the orgasms previously, but he surely did have a smile on his face.

“You’re walking a bit funny, are you okay?” I asked.

“Yeah, just enjoying the post nut clairty.” He squinted his eyes at me. “You caused this.”

“Yeah, is that so?”

He sighed dramatically. “I just wanted to take a nap.”

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kpdybr/we_tried_to_take_a_nap_but_ended_up_doing_anal