Fucking vision – Masturbating with anything and everything 20[F]

I’m convinced I could masturbate with anything. I’ve masturbated with far too much that I wasnt meant to because of being so desperate for pleasure. But living with a muslim family so obviously not being allowed to date or buy sex toys. So I have developed quite an eye for finding things to get off with.

I have previously referred to it as ‘fucking vision’, where I scan the room to find anything I could derive pleasure from. Here’s a review of some things I’ve masturbated with that I shouldn’t have. I’ve organised by topic and rating.

**Insertions**

– **Mouth wash cap**: I used to do this in the bathroom, as it seemed small and smelt nice. The smell of that specific mouthwash always brings me back to trying to get off with the cap in the bathroom and failing miserably. It was absolutely the wrong shape and very awful. *0/10*
– **Inhaler**: I’d take my mom’s inhaler and take out the gas cannister inside. Was decent thickness but not long enough so didn’t fit in beyond my entrance. *1/10*
– **Plastic syrup bottle**: Had some syrup in it. It was the perfect size and shape, with bumps on the outside. I emptied it, and washed it thoroughly, though it was still slightly sticky on the outside despite me washing. So I decided to try sterilise it by boiling it. IT SHRUNK. Perfect size ruined. I still tried it, it was not good. *2/10 dont try to boil soft plastics.*
– **Tissue**: I was frustrated at the thickness of my fingers. I wanted thicker. So wrapped tissue around my fingers to make them thicker to fuck myself with. I did this very very regularly. Also folded it up into a dildo shape to try fuck with itself, but it was too flexible and squashed if i did this. I used to hate gettig wet (felt ‘dirty’) so I’d like drying myself out with the tissue as i didn’t enjoy masturbating when wet. So it worked to soak it up. Obviously now I embrace the wetness and prefer it (took a while to get there but I did) and I cannot imagine even trying this again.*3/10*
– **Pens and pencils**: Pretty standard option, I could never find thick enough so it was just rigid and felt weird. *5/10*
– **Wooden cooking spoon**: Thicker than pencils and much longer so worked better. Did feel strange seeing people using it to cook after. Pretty sure I soon threw it away because of that, or someone else did as I havent seen it in a while. *6/10*

**Clit things**

– **Phone**: I downloaded one of those vibrator apps that lets you make your phone vibrate at whatever strength you want. It didnt feel good as the vibrations weren’t strong enough despite how I angled it. My phone was dying so I put it on charge and tried to hump against my phone. I broke the charger. Never again. *2/10*
– **Playstation controller**: Slightly better than phone, stronger vibrations. But I didnt know how to make it vibrate other than by playing a game. I can’t remember which but I think I decided some racing game would work well. And then I just kept accelerating and crashing into things. But it was difficult to orient it correctly. Too much work for just a bit of vibration. *3/10*
– **Washing machine**: Decent vibrations but hard to angle vibrations to where I want. I need precise vibrations. *3/10*
– **Fidget spinner**: I spun this really fast and held it against my clit so it would keep brushing. Span too slow and wasn’t enough simulation for me. *4/10*. Potential to get to *6.5/10* if it was stuck to a drill so that it would spin much faster. I did consider doing this by removing the inner bit of the fidget spinner and then putting it on a drill which would spin it round. But decided thats too much work to just get off (also by this time I had much preferred sex toys so wasn’t as desperate).
– **Back massager**: This was the first vibrating thing i found. It had three sections and Id struggle to sit on one of them to feel vibrations inside. *7/10*
– **Vibrating toothbrush**: Not a standard spinning bristles toothbrush. Just a slightly vibrating toothbrush. I’d use the bristlee to lightly brush my clit, and decide on a random big number (200) then do that many brush strokes till it. Would often othadm 80% of the way to big number. *8/10*
– **Electric toothbrush**: Amazing. Weird vibrations but focused. Must be wary of bristle hardness though. *9/10*
– **Electric razor motor**: I took apart the razor attachment and just used the motor itself. It was heavenly, the first experience of good vibrations I’d ever felt. I came within five minutes of first using it. Unfortunately I pressed a bit too hard and broke it (it was a motor designed to sit inside the razor and vibrate, not designed to be viciously pressed against). *10/10 I will marry this motor someone revive it please.*

**Mouth things**

– **Banana**: If kept sealed its a good shape to suck, but then you have a wet banana and have to eat it. *4/10*
– **Water bottles**: Works well for licking bottle tip and imagining sucking discreetly. So works well whilst in public. Also close to hand regularly so often an easy impulse grab. *6/10*
– **Nunchucks**: Two sides! This goes in insertions too but I’ve put it here. I wrapped both sides in clingfilm to be careful about the porous wood. And humped one side whilst I sucked on the other. I also fucked myself with one edge whilst the other was dangling off. Would be better if chain was longer so I could insert the clingfilm whilst sucking. *8/10 I felt badass using nunchucks.*

**Things I regret**

– **Toothpaste container**: It was the only thing in sight, and I tried to avoid toothpaste getting on me but failed. Also contrary to so many posts I read online, toothpase did not feel good to my insides! *-2/10*

**Things I’ve considered but not done because they’re too stupid even for me**

– **Chair leg**: I just wanted something thick and long and my eyes settled on this. I did consider it for a few days, eyeing the chair every so often. But decided it’s too inconvenient, too heavy to try fit in myself. And unsafe. Very unsafe. *-1000/10 never ever do this.*
– **Electric drill**: they spin so fast they drew me in. Only considered for a second (‘surely a lower setting would be okay?’) before I decided its absolutely absurd and will result in serious injury so can never do this. Also its very dirty. I considered finding something to attach to it but its too much work and too risky for me. *-1000/10 never ever do this it would end horribly*

Strangely I’ve never used vegetables…

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kplkws/fucking_vision_masturbating_with_anything_and