before i start any of this the dog was NOT at all in any harm by any means. okay i’m on my way to work and decided to share this with you guys please do not look at me as weird or anything but me and my friend were smoking some grade a kush and we were blazed and i went downstairs because i dropped my earring on the floor by the couch and had to look for it before the uber came to pick me up , it was in the summer so i had some yoga shorts ish i guess u can say on anyway the dog started following me down the steps too the only thing rushing through my head was i hope he didn’t eat my earring . so i get on my knees with my phone flash looking under the couch i guess it was because i was in a arched sorta looking position but i didn’t even realize my skin tight shorts had a small little hole right where my pussy is so as i was looking i feel a weird wet lick on my ass and turned around so fast because i thought my friend had just poured water on me or something as a joke but it was the dog. it licked my pussy and asscrack. at first i freaked out and was to scared to tell my friends parents what had just happened so i kept it to myself but it kinda felt good but no that’s a dog that’s weird. strange encounter kinda like a 1 time orgasm thing but what was really weird is ever since then now every time i’m around it it always tries to sniff my butt and hump me lol but i assume a good portion of dogs have done or do the same but okay :)
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kmu80y/my_friends_dog_tried_to_eat_me_out
I have a german shepherd and was having sex with the wife one night and had apparently not shut our bedroom door completely and next thing i know i feel a lick from my balls straight up to my butthole. Lol. Its not an uncommon thing at all.