I just failed at trying to have a threesome. Sad day. [FMM]

So, I’ve kinda sorta really really wanted to have a threesome. I haven’t done much sexually (yet) and I dunno if I should download an app or something to find people because the method I tried high key failed.

Last night I was texting a guy from school and he said he doesn’t look at porn, that the industry is toxic. I sent him a pic of myself being sorta dumb + thotty (an upskirt) and he responded with an “lol wut?”. I asked him if he’s going to save my pic and he said “yeah” so I sent him a pic of me wearing fuck me pasties. He switched to being pervy and texted like “you want to get fucked?” and after about 100 more texts he admitted that he was going to beat off to me and that we’d ‘hang out’ on Monday. I thought cool this guy is 100% down. Then kinda that same night and the next day my friend’s ex was liking my pics and dm’ed me “how come we never hooked up”? I thought ‘ohhhh I have a good idea’ (I know I’m duuuumb) I texted the guy from school something like “I forgot that I made plans to smash with an old friend on monday but I don’t want to break our plans. come fuck me at the same time?”. Somehow in my lil perv brain that made sense. He responded “nope”. So sad. I don’t think I’ll ever find 2 guys to have a 3some with IRL.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kmb284/i_just_failed_at_trying_to_have_a_threesome_sad

9 comments

  2. Only a dumb guy would say no to you gurlll. I absolutely would not let go of such an offer from someone so pretty ?

  3. I think you would have more success asking two guys who friends, that would not be as awkward for them. Try that next time!

  4. You’re too immature to have a threesome if you thought this shit would work lol. It’s hilarious but goddamn dude, use your head.(your *other* head)

  5. It’s a lot more common for spontaneous threesomes to happen than for planned ones. Once all the covid hubbub is over, then going out to bars or parties and looking for a couple of guy friends would be more fruitful. And/or, find a FWB for some one on one fun at first, and then see if he’ll arrange a 3some with one of his friends for you.

  7. You’re only 18. You’re young. To put it in perspective, at 18 I’d had 2 sex partners. 12 years later I’ve had about 80. This includes multiple threesomes, foursomes and more. Point is, you’ll get there.

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