**How to Properly be Woken Up by a Blowjob**
It’s every man’s fantasy, isn’t it? Being woken up by a blowjob? Maybe you’re one of the lucky ones, and someone has done this for you. You wake up and look down, and there’s your wife or girlfriend bobbing up and down on your junk, doing her best to bring you off. “This is the life,” you think. “It couldn’t get better than this.”
I’m here to tell you that you’re wrong. It *can* get better than that. First of all, the entire premise is a mistake. You don’t want to be *woken up* by a blowjob. In fact, done properly, you shouldn’t be awake for much of it at all.
This is how it works in my house:
First, my wife’s phone vibrates from where it’s hidden under her pillow. It’s early. Five AM. She set the alarm last night without telling me, because she likes it to be a surprise. Ever so slowly, she rolls over and skootches down under the covers. Making as little noise and jostling me and the bed as little as possible, she finds my sleeping cock and slowly sucks the whole thing into her mouth. Then she eases her head down until she’s resting in my lap and goes back to sleep.
No matter how gentle/quiet she is, about 2/3 of the time I end up waking up a little. Luckily, I’m one of those people who take a long time (and a LOT of coffee) to truly wake up. And for me, going back to sleep after being jostled semi-awake is almost like flipping a switch to the “off” position.
Even if she’s completely successful at sneaking my cock into her mouth, there will eventually come a time where I groggily come to semi-consciousness. That’s the magic moment. I look down, and there’s my wife with my cock in her mouth. Usually, she’ll already be back asleep by then. But if she senses my breathing rhythm has changed, she’ll crack an eye open and look up at me for a while. Then she’ll take me another inch deeper, and then fall back to sleep. Moments later, I’ll drift off too.
A little while later, it happens again. Maybe my eyes don’t open this time, but I can feel the heat and pressure, confirming that she’s still there and still sucking on me. I *want* to wake up fully, but I’m still exhausted. I fall back into the dream I was having where I was getting this amazing endless blowjob.
It happens over and over again. Sometimes, I’ll wake up to her sucking on me like a kid with a pacifier. Sometimes, I’ll catch her as she’s about to wake up, but instead she’ll dive down until she has me so deep that it almost prevents her from breathing. And then she stops and holds me without moving until I fall asleep again.
Every time I almost wake, I’m amazed by the fact that my cock is still in her throat. Sometimes I’m as hard as a rock. Other times I’m semi-erect or limp. The same goes for her, in a way. Sometimes, she’s awake and looking up at me as if she’s been watching me sleep. Sometimes, she’s out cold, sucking autonomously.
It’s a challenge- who will give in first? Will she decide I’ve had enough fun and finish me off for a mouthful of cum? Or will I subconsciously decide to claw my way back into the waking world and fuck her throat until I blast off with her lips glued to the base of my cock?
I lose nine times out of ten. The feeling of her lips circling the base of my cock, her mouth and tongue wrapped around the shaft, and her throat open and welcoming the head gets to be too much. I realize I’m hard, horny, and awake.
It doesn’t really matter, because it’s a challenge I always win no matter how it turns out. Primed by all the early-morning suckling, I only take a few minutes to feed her a load of cum.
It’s the drifting in and out of consciousness that makes this so incredible. One moment, you’re in a dream, the next moment you’re realizing for the 20th time “hey, she’s still deepthroating me, and if I don’t move she’ll stay there until I fall asleep again.” And then you’re out, feeling like you’re floating away.
Sure, the “regular” blowjob at the end is great. But the lead-up is like nothing else on the planet.
tl;dr: The *proper* way to get woken up by a BJ is to have her try to give you most of it while you’re still mostly asleep. That way, you’ll wake up with your cock in her mouth multiple times before the blowjob itself gets going.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kkqk6q/mf_how_to_properly_be_woken_up_by_a_blowjob
I think this is called cockwarming