One time I [f]ucked a Snowman

I wish I could tell a more exciting story but the truth is it was like a lot of the faded memories i still have from college, faded and silly. Some of my friends and I thought it would be fun to day drink and build snowmen one weekend in the backyard. We were all between 18-20 at the time or we probably would have been at the the bar. After building a few cute snowmen, making snow angels, and drinking half a bottle of some cheap flavored vodka somebody added a large penis to one of the snowmen. Being tipsy, we each took turns pretending to give the snowman a handjob or a blowjob. One of the girls had a polaroid camera (this was ’91-’92) and snapped some hilarious photos of the snow man getting his giant snowcock sucked by multiple girls. Then there were some photos of our mouths, eyes, and faces covered in white snow that looked like snowman seamen. A few of us unzipped our coats, pulled out our boobs and pretended to all be catching snow jizz off the snowmans cock. When somebody dared anyone to fuck the snowman I didn’t even realize what that meant. But, a drunken instant later I had stripped off my jeans. Wearing my winter hat, winter coat, winter boots and lacey purple panties, I bend over and pressed my ass to the very tip of the snowman’s dick. I made some funny faces while my friend took polaroids and the girls laughed like mad. After me, my very drunk friend Mel got totally naked and tackled/fell into the snowman ending his short life. When we pulled her up we couldn’t stop from laughing for minutes. Mel was screaming because the tip of the snowman’s cock, which we had gotten wet from all the sucking, had broken off and was fused to her pubic hair. She was known as a snowman rapist and murderer amongst our college group for years afterward.

Years later when I told my husband the story he dared me have Mel over to make snowmen sometime. Instead of that I let him take pictures of me posing with a much more anatomically correct snowman that we built together in a secluded part of the county forest preserve. This snowman was endowed with my pink dildo instead of a snow cock….I called Mel later to let her know there was a new snowman rapist around town.

I wish we had kept the negatives of this photoshoot. I had my hair textured perfectly, my makeup on point, and I was completely nude under my full-body snowmobile suit. Depending on whether anyone was nearby I could take the zipper down to show my cleavage, two very hard nipples, or full frontal. I miss that outfit…

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kfzymp/one_time_i_fucked_a_snowman