When you wear yoga pants, you get male gazes.
When you have a big butt, you get men following you.
When you pull your yoga pants up so high that you give yourself a wedgie, guys you talk to in line at the bakery section slap your ass!
He said “I don’t usually say this, but you look amazing in those yoga pants.”
I laughed and said “thanks!” and stuck out my butt. He gave it a big slap and said “thanks!” right back. LOL. He didn’t ask and it was kinda weird but I played it off.
Some woman lectured me when I was walking out about “giving guys false impressions”. Whatever, this is the most desirable I’ll ever be.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kawphz/f22_fm_guy_slapped_my_ass_at_wegmans_and_i_liked
Who wouldn’t want to slap that ass. I’ve seen your posts and that booty can’t hide.
You gave them precisely the right impression. That was her real issue.
Eh, your daily (and extremely repetitive) posts about how it just so conveniently happens that you got groped and spanked by yet another stranger in public are hardly believable. You’re a lonely butt-obsessed Indian guy who only sees women while doing your daily groceries, we get it