This isn’t much of a story but we got a kick out of it and thought you might too. I was making dinner last night and just put the spaghetti into the pot and turned the burner on. My girlfriend comes up behind me and starts playing with my hair and kissing my neck. I tried to just enjoy it but she started moaning under her breath and I got more and more turned on. The water in the pot was still cold so I figured I had enough time for a quickie before I needed to come back. Turns out… she doesn’t just want a quickie. Also turns out… I didn’t want a quickie either. We went for quite a long time and forgot about the pot on the stove over High heat.
When we’re being intimate, there’s usually no room in my head for anything but “this feels so good!” and “she’s so fucking hot!” I don’t know how long it took us, but eventually another thought managed to fight its way in: “I have a kitchen.” I ran into the kitchen to find a huge boiled-over mess and a pot of extremely overcooked pasta. Most of the water was gone in fact. So, that’s ruined. On the upside, having a bag of deli turkey and goldfish crackers for dinner is a small price to pay for awesome sex.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/k9f1q0/girlfriend_distracted_me_with_sex_and_now_dinner
Haha omg ? so funny.. and must have been awesome! ??