She started working here earlier in the year and I’ll admit I’ve always been attracted to her. She’s Mediterranean looking, olive skin, nice hair and great figure but the thing that attracted her to me the most was her attitude. She’s very assertive and doesn’t take shit from anyone – she’s not afraid to stand up to people. If you start a conversation with her and joke around, she can be really sarcastic and almost rude. Some people would probably call her a bitch. Now I don’t know what it is, but I got a thing for assertive women. I find her attitude kind of a turn-on. I have a feeling she knew this because whenever we spoke she would be so sardonic with me and I don’t know, but it almost felt like we were flirting. This was the extent of our interactions, though we weren’t friends, never spoke outside of work – it was just the occasional “banter”.
I have Tinder but I didn’t really use it. Honestly, I preferred meeting people in real-life and I didn’t find using Tinder any easier to meet women because there was so many fakes and flakes on there. But then a pandemic happened and everything was closed for a long time, resulting in me not getting laid for like 3 months. Bars are open again here but it’s just not the same so I’m sitting alone in my apartment on a Friday evening, bored and horny so I go on Tinder. A few swipes in I come across her profile. It didn’t say a lot but it didn’t need too because she’s hot. Obviously swipe left. Nothing interesting happens until like 3 hours later when I get a notification I have a match, and it’s her. Literally as I’m typing a message to her she messaged me:
Her: I only swiped left to see if you swiped me
Me: I swiped because I think you’re hot
I decided to be bold because this is Tinder and I thought I might as well try but then she didn’t respond. I just think, okay, she isn’t interested and that’s that. But then like 20 minutes later she did reply.
Her: Thanks, you’re not a bad looking guy either
Me: I’ll take that as a compliment from you. What are you doing tonight?
Her: I’m having some drinks with friends
When she said that I immediately thought, oh shit, she’s just joking around with her friends and this is going to be pointless. But we keep talking and have a conversation about what the bar is like etc. Then she says she thinks she will leave soon because she doesn’t like it because it’s getting too crowded. This is when I decided to shoot my shot and replied:
Me: it’s not crowded at my place. Just me. Wanna come?
Then she takes another like 20 minutes to reply but finally she said.
Her: If you come and pick me up. I’m not paying for an uber.
Yes, it did cross my mind that she just wanted a free taxi ride but you gotta take your opportunities when you get them. So I drive to the bar (it’s only like a 10 minutes away) and she comes out to my car and gets in. She looks really fucking good, tight jeans, crop top. I really don’t want to waste this chance with her. So we’re sitting in my car having some brief small talk and I tell her she looks good. Then we’re just looking at each other so that’s when I decided to go for it and lean in to kiss her. We start making out and it gets pretty hot and heavy quickly. I pushed my hands up her top and squeezed and rubbed her tits as I felt her hand massaging the bulge in the front of my pants.
I unbuttoned her jeans and slid my hand down the front, slowly rubbing her pussy and begin to feel it get wet. She was moaning softly as I kissed and licked her neck. She was still rubbing my dick through my pants and I was full-on hard now and it was straining to get out.
“Undo my pants, get my dick out” I asked her. My hands were kinda busy lol and my dick felt really uncomfortable being so retrained (I should not have worn my work pants).
“oh yeah, how about this?” she said and instead she pushed herself up so she was sat on my lap, facing me. She grinded up on me as we made out and I rubbed my hands all over her tight body. We were really going for it but then suddenly someone knocked on the window and we quickly broke apart.
“Come on guys, don’t do that here or I’m going to have to call the cops” It was a security guy from the bar. We apologize and she gets back into her seat.
“So you wanna go back to mine?” I ask.
“Yeah” she says but she’s not even looking at me.
“are you sure?” I ask because the vibe has kinda changed.
“Yeah but please don’t turn this into a big deal. I just haven’t had sex in a while” She replied.
“Me either, it’s cool” I say. “But I gotta undo my pants, my dick hurts” So I undo my pants and let my dick out because I couldn’t have driven back like that. I set off driving and she’s looking at my dick so I said “You can suck it if you want”
Her response was “no thanks, I don’t want” and that actually made me laugh because it was totally like her sardonic personality that I liked. So I drove back and the whole time we don’t really speak and I’m just sitting there with my dick out. We get to my apartment and go in (after I button my pants back up) and we stand looking at each other.
“So where were we?” I smile at her.
She smiles back and walks up to me and kind of guides me to the couch, gently pushing me so I sit down. She climbs on top of me, her legs straddling me and she takes off her top – you know that super hot way girls do it when they cross their hands. She wasn’t wearing a bra as her breasts are small but they are the perfect shape and have perfect nipples. I rubbed my hands all over her body and back, pushing her into me so I could lick and suck her nipples. Her hands were unzipping my pants and as she began stroking my dick it quickly got hard again.
It was fucking hot but I really wanted her pussy so I pushed against her, rolling her over so that she was lying on the couch and I was on top of her, between her legs. I pulled off her jeans and underwear (kind of a struggle because her jeans were so tight haha but got there eventually). I took my shirt off before pushing her knees apart and dove right in to eat her out. Her pussy looked perfect, some hair but trimmed and I started to lick and suck her clit. I kept going until I could hear her moaning and swearing get louder and louder. She grabbed the back of my head and pushed me into her more and was rubbing herself against me as tounged her clit.
“fuck, right there’ she moaned as her movement and breathing got faster and faster until her whole body twitched and she moaned super loud as she came. I pushed up to kiss her and as we made out, I slide a couple of fingers inside her.
“ fuck you’re so wet”. I said as I slowly fingered her. God, I wanted to fuck her so bad.
I got up and grabbed her hand, taking her to my bed and quickly took off my pants. I grabbed a condom from my nightstand and put it on as she lay on my bed, looking so fucking hot with her legs spread. I got in between her legs again and kissed her as I slid my dick into her and she gasped quietly as I filled her up (I love it when girls do that). We started to fuck and she wrapped her hands around me, pulling me into her. I loved watching her tits shake each time I thrust into her.
“oh fuck” I breathed loudly, it felt so good and it was so hot how into it she was. She was moaning and telling me to fuck her.
I had to change position to cool down a little because I didn’t want to come just yet so I pulled out and flipped her over. She was lying face down and I grabbed her hips to pull her beautiful ass towards me. I entered her again from behind, leaning over to kiss her neck. My hands explored her tight body and tits as I fucked her. My thrusting got faster and faster as I could feel my orgasm coming and I was still inside her as I came.
I collapsed on top of her and we both lay there catching our breaths and all I could manage to say was “fuck”. I got up to clean off and when I got back to bed we kissed some more before falling asleep. The next morning was surprisingly unawkward and we got some breakfast together and then had sex again.
This happened about 4 weeks back and work has been fine and I enjoy her being rude to me even more now though haha. We have hooked up a few more times, I guess it’s like a FWB situation, which is nice. It’s the most exciting thing that’s happened to me in a while lol so felt like writing about it, sorry for any mistakes!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/judluj/fucking_my_bitchy_coworker_f
Great job, Man! Enjoy
Everything about this is hot, especially the weird and kinda hostile dynamic between you two. She really doesn’t want to be into this so she’s set herself up to “never have really been into it”, but she clearly needed someone to fuck badly and now is into it, but she’s too prideful to back out of either the attitude *or* the fucking.
It what world is swiping left how you match with people on Tinder?
Is this even true? You swipe right to match on Tinder. Not a mistake either as its mentioned more than once. Also, who goes to doggy for a cool down? You go hard in doggy. I’m guessing this is a fantasy about a coworker?