*My wife and I are your average suburbanites- kids, dog, house and all of that. We are both in our mid-thirties. I’m white, average build, about six feet tall. Mrs Ordinary is mixed Asian and Native American. She’s got light brown skin, long black hair and is on the thicker side of average- she has small, perky breasts and a big butt.*
Recently, the kids had just gotten in bed for the night. Mrs O and I sat down on the couch for some Netflix and a beer.
“So, how big is your dick?” She asked, out of nowhere, looking up from her iPhone.
“Why?”
“Would you say, what, like seven inches?” She pressed, avoiding the question.
“I dunno, I think so,” I replied.
She gave me a hard time about not knowing and I joked with her about having seen too many dicks.
She got off the couch- I snuck a peek at her thick ass (great view in her yoga pants) as she left and came back into the room with a plastic ruler which she’d somehow located.
“Okay, now show me your dick.”
I unzipped, pulling myself out. I was already semi-hard, excited by whatever my wife seemed to have in mind.
“Umm, can you…?” She asked, implying that I get fully hard. I stood up now, stroking myself, inviting her closer. She did, cupping my balls and quickly taking over, giving a slow and gentle hand job.
She felt some wetness from my pre-cum and commented I looked like I was about ready.
She grabbed the ruler, placed it along my length and evidently was satisfied. I throbbed with anticipation and was ready for whatever was next, eager to go.
At this point, she teased my with my pre-cum, tracing it along the tip. I shuddered and she started to stroke me again.
Fully hard, she gave me a solid squeeze and suddenly got out her phone. With her free hand, she took a picture or two. Her other hand was wrapped around me, wedding ring visible.
“Mmm-hmm,” she said, setting down her phone. She pulled her hair long black hair back, tying it back and I really knew it was going to get fun.
With that, she quickly took me into her mouth, which was incredibly warm and wet. One hand cupped my balls and she grabbed my ass with the other, pulling me in close.
I knew I would not last long. Not that she intended to make it last- she wasn’t teasing. This was a race to the finish.
“I’m about to cum,” I announced. She let go of my balls, grabbed me and stroked in perfect rhythm.
I groaned as I started to release into her mouth. She didn’t stop, slow down or give up her grip. I could feel my load pulse into the back of her throat.
After a few more moments, after she was sure I had finished, she slid me out of her mouth. I watched her swallow hard, consuming it all. *Fucking love this woman.*
After, she grabbed a sip of her drink, turning her attention back to the iPhone.
“One day, you’ll have to tell me what that was all about,” I insisted, zipping back up.
“Just letting you know love you,” she said coyly, adding “and your dick.”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jnyadg/a_ruler_a_phone_and_a_wife_up_to_no_good_oral_mf