I smoked a lot of weed when I was a junior (last year), and I usually went over to my friend’s fraternity to smoke. He rolled big blunts and always had edibles that he gave out to people. Last fall quarter, one day after class I went over to his fraternity one afternoon to smoke.
Since freshman year I had lost almost 45 lbs from lifting, running and yoga. I almost always went out in some athleisure, and this day was no exception when I wore a white crop top and pink Bandier yoga pants.
So I went over and chilled and smoked. And got pretty high. Now when I get high, I get paranoid. But last year I would get stupid and horny. And that’s pretty much what happened.
The topic got onto how all girls wear yoga pants nowadays and I told them it was because they’re comfy. No, they said. It was because we wanted to show off our legs and butt. True, they had a point. My friend was like “let me see your butt”, and I got up on the couch on my knees and stuck my butt out. Almost instantly one of the other brothers came by and slapped my butt. And another slap, and another. They were a bunch of dogs just slapping my butt cheeks around.
One of the brothers was like “watch this”, pressed both of his handprints into my cheeks and then pulled off really quick. I tried looking over my shoulder but I couldn’t see my butt, but they all said that it took a while for the handprints to disappear from my yoga pants LOL
One of the guys even took a selfie of himself, cheek to cheek (his face cheek on my butt cheek) and later I had to text him and tell him to erase it. He assured me he did (I hope LOL).
The mood turned a little bit when I asked which one of them had the biggest penis and if they could all slap my butt, then I could see the biggest dick. My friend was like “nah nah nah we’re not doing that”, which I found to be a little bit of a double-standard.
But I found out which one of them had the biggest dick. Because he DMd me on IG and WHOA was that thing long. He was kind of a jerk tbh but getting so give a blowjob to a big dick like that is always a hot thing.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/jmwc15/f22_wearing_pink_yoga_pants_turned_into_a_bunch