I have a friend that comes over in the middle of the day to take a nap. Weird I know but she works late and hangs out later so when she needs a place to sleep she comes here instead of her parents house, for obvious reasons. I work from home so she can come over whenever she wants and hit the couch. However almost every time she says “you can fuck me if you want” which is the dumbest shit ever but it’s the running joke now. So I do that. Fuck her into a coma and she passes out after for a few hours before her late shift. She’s not my wife and my wife doesn’t know. Friend is a serious 9/10 and I don’t know how this is even happening.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jh8vah/not_my_wifemf
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Coma? What did you do to her?