Ok, so for a lot of you, this barely registers on the crazy scale. I didn’t get hit, my property wasn’t damaged, and my reputation didn’t suffer. That said, I was legit nervous and scared as shit! If you want to skip the semi-public make out, fingering, and blow job, I’ll write “CRAZY STARTS HERE”
I was 22 and she was 21. We met online. She was cute, but her pictures were the type that hid her body. Nevertheless, she seemed nice, our conversations flowed, and I thought her voice was sexy.
When it came time to meet, I picked her up at her place. She was cuter than her pictures, but she was indeed plus sized which isn’t my type. However, she was my date for the night and I wanted to make the most of it. We grabbed dinner and a couple drinks at a brewery. We sat close, and I felt a lot of sexual tension.
On our way out, I made a move before getting in the car. I always start slow, but she eagerly reciprocated, and it became a hot lustful make out session in no time. Where to go next? This was tricky as we both lived with our parents. I just started driving in the direction of her house. I took surface streets, biding my time and hoping for an idea. We caressed each others hands and forearms. At one point I felt high up her leg touching her thigh inside her dress. It was late afternoon, and I pulled into a mostly empty office park. She read my mind, saying “You’re terrible!” I located a spot that provided cover from both the road and the building. Once I felt the coast was clear, I hopped outside the car and folded down the seats of my hatchback. We giddily moved back there.
We made out passionately as I grinded my hard cock against her crotch. She gasped as I kissed her ears, neck and collarbone. She let me roam my hands freely up and down her body. I lifted her dress and pulled her bra up to reveal her tits. I kissed her nipples, but my attention was focused on my hand which was exploring her pussy from over her panties. I could feel her wetness, and went underneath her panties and gently caressed her lips and clit. Encouraged by her moans, I slid my fingers inside. I loved how her hips moved as I gently pumped my fingers in and out and explored inside. All the while, I sneaking glances out the windows to monitor our surroundings.
I was pleasantly surprised when I felt her grab my cock from outside my jeans. Before I knew it, she was unbuckling my belt and unbuttoning my jeans. I lay on my back, and she pulled my cock out and worked her hands up and down my shaft using my ample precum as lube. I pulled my pants down, and we locked eyes. She gave me the sexiest grin before looking down at my dick. From there, she adjusted her position and began kissing my tip before working on my shaft with her hands and mouth.
It was a balancing act between focusing on my pleasure and stealing the odd peak out the window to see if anybody was around. Once I finally let go of my fears of being caught, I didn’t need long to orgasm.
I was incredibly turned on by the sounds of her unceasing moans combined with the sucking sounds. When she massaged my balls and perineum, I knew I was close. I announced that I was coming to give her a chance to back away. Instead, she became even more vocal and upped the pace. My toes curled, and I pressed my fingers into her shoulder as she took my load in her mouth. I was still enjoying the sensation when she opened the door and spit.
*****CRAZY STARTS HERE*****
On the way back to her place, she brought up the idea of another date, and I said something lame like, “I don’t know that I’m really feeling this long term.” She got pouty and began acting out. She pounded my dashboard, and at one point she lifted her feet up and kicked my dashboard. Thankfully, my dashboard was well made. Each red light felt like an eternity as I wanted her out of my car and my life asap.
The next day, she called me, and we picked up the conversation where we left off. I squirmed and spent what felt like an eternity making bad excuses and being evasive. She eventually asked point blank, “Is it because I’m fat?” In my infinite wisdom, I rationed that I should answer honestly. Maybe I’ll hurt her feelings, but at least that will be the end of that, right?
Wrong. I responded that indeed it was. That’s when she hit the rails. I listened to her rant for far too long about what a piece of shit I was. She was literally screaming. “I TOOK YOU INSIDE MY MOUTH. YOU WENT INSIDE OF ME YOU ASSHOLE” She said people would believe her if she claimed it was non-consensual. She said her dad was a prominent businessman with political connections. She promised to shame me to my Facebook friends. Shit. I came to realize that I wasn’t going to talk her down, and I ended the conversation.
I lived in mortal fear that her dad’s connections would have me thrown in jail or that my friends would confront me. After a few days of nothing happening, my anxiety began to wane. A couple months later, I stopped giving the whole thing much thought. Thankfully, that’s the end. But I’m still on the lookout for jizz stains in parking lots.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jfg7h1/dipping_my_fingers_in_crazy_and_a_blowjob_in_a
I think these events are a right of passage. We’ve all been there…