“Make me a cocktail that tastes like my pussy.” [MF]

I like making cocktails. My apartment’s kitchen is more home bar than actual kitchen — my cupboards are filled with cocktail glasses, I have one wall floor-to-ceiling covered in liquor bottles, and two freezer drawers are entirely ice. I love hosting parties here and making drinks for people, and my cocktail-making has helped many a night turn sexy, both date nights and big parties. I’ve never worked as a bartender — well, except for that time someone hired me to bartend their birthday orgy — but it’s been a reliably fun hobby and an easy way to score likability points.

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Some imagery:

*   I’m 29, a queer-af dude, 5’11, skinny, curly pink hair
*   She’s 28, 5’8”, with a bright pink buzz-cut, thin but curvy and a juicy, grabbable ass. She looks kinda like a young Julia Roberts, particularly the big lips and smile.

So the other night, my girlfriend was here and we were lounging in cozy clothes. I got a little hungry and went to the kitchen for a snack, and she followed behind. I was thinking about what to eat when she started rubbing my cock through my boxers, which quickly turned into her pushing me against the fridge, sliding down to her knees, and going down on me. My snack mission thoroughly derailed, I grabbed the fridge handle for support and just enjoyed for a minute, the feelings and the view of her looking up at me with her tongue swirling around my cock’s head.

After a few minutes of this, I pulled her up and flipped this arrangement around, telling her I wanted to go down on her. She stood with her legs apart, then lifted her hips partway onto the counter as I buried my face in her pussy, licking and enjoying the familiar, sweet taste. This went on until she came up with an idea:

“Make me a cocktail that tastes like my pussy.”

Well, OK then! That sounds like a fun challenge. 

I kept licking her, thinking about what flavor notes I’d need to match. A little citrusy, a little sweet, a little floral. A gin base, obviously — her favorite liquor base, but also would fit the flavor profile well. The rest fell into place: lemon, a floral liqueur, and something to sweeten it.

We switched places again. She started going down on me in front of the sink while I pulled out the ingredients I’d settled on. I started pouring things, trying to avoid the distraction: getting ice from the freezer, shaking the cocktail, then pouring the drink was pretty difficult with my cock in the mouth of someone who knows exactly how to distract me. 

After that, we took a break, enjoyed some cocktails, and got back to fucking later. But here’s the recipe, so you too can imagine what my girlfriend’s pussy tastes like:

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**/u/kinkycolors girlfriend’s pussy**:

* 1.5oz gin (something smooth, I used New Amsterdam)
* 0.5oz lemon juice
* 0.25oz creme de violette
* 0.5oz honey syrup
* 0.25oz vanilla syrup

Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake, strain into a coupe glass.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/je5hyd/make_me_a_cocktail_that_tastes_like_my_pussy_mf