So a few years ago my ex-wife’s sister (We’ll call her Lynn) was married to her husband (Jeff). They lived in the Southeast and had two kids, but after Lynn had the kids she decided to double down on the baby weight and ballooned up to probably 275 lbs or more. To ensure that her husband would be even less attracted to her, Lynn decided to hen-peck Jeff to death in front of their employees (they owned a small business together) and in front of her kids. He was very chill and always took it, rarely offering a rebuke.
I liked Jeff but hated visiting them as the drama was always off the charts, especially as Lynn would down a couple of bottles of white wine then pass out early after taking her shots at him in front of us. Jeff would self-medicate with weed and booze out on the patio or in the garage and stay up much later than his wife, pretty much avoiding her whenever possible. I’m kind of a night owl so when I visited I would usually pour Jeff a cold one and let him rant about his unhappiness. During these conversations, I suggested that he hire an attorney and divorce her but said he would hang in there for their kids (like 10 and 8 at the time) until they were older or until Lynn started being nice again.
Lynn and Jeff were friends with a neighborhood couple that always hung around with them all the time (Mandy and Bob). Mandy was kind of a midwestern girl personified, kind of medium height, medium build, brown hair, green eyes but she had a good sense of humor. Bob was kind of a lump who would sit there and be agreeable but would offer nothing to a conversation. Childless in their early 30’s, Mandy and Bob ended up moving back to the Midwest a few years after Lynn got obese, but apparently Mandy missed Lynn and Jeff a lot so Mandy visited once every 3 months or so for a few years, usually leaving Bob at home. Jeff and Lynn didn’t travel a lot, but when they did, at Jeff’s insistence, they spent most of their travel budget on visiting Mandy and Bob.
I wasn’t there to witness how this whole thing went down, but apparently Mandy came to visit for a long weekend. Jeff and Lynn parked their kids at Jeff’s parents house a few miles away so they could party. As usual, Lynn drank herself into a wine coma and apparently decided to go upstairs and pass out early, leaving Jeff and Mandy to hang out on the living room couch. Normally Lynn was a pass out for 8 hours kind of drunk, but this time she woke up an hour later and decided to go back downstairs to re-join the party.
What she didn’t realize is that the purpose of Mandy’s visit was so Jeff could fuck her in the ass (Lynn later learned that Mandy really liked anal a LOT but Bob wasn’t a fan). Lynn walked downstairs and by her account, literally found her husband plowing Mandy’s ass on the couch. Lynn yelled “holy fuck” then sat down on the couch in shock, unable to cope with the image of her husband’s cock pumping another woman’s ass full of cum. Lynn later realized that she’d woken up because of Mandy’s enthusiastic vocalizations were encouraging Jeff to finish in her ass and her yelps of pleasure were loud enough to wake up Lynn.
By all accounts, Jeff was in the middle of shooting his load in Mandy’s ass when Lynn appeared, so Jeff did the gentlemanly thing and finished in Mandy’s ass, per her request. Mandy was not shocked at being caught and neither was Jeff, as they later admitted (after putting on some clothes) that they had been having an affair since before Mandy had moved to the Midwest with Bob. Lynn was beside herself with grief and starting screaming at them, but Jeff decided to interrupt her rant and for the first time in his life he stood up to her, taunted her and told her that he had already drawn up a buy-out agreement with an attorney for their business (funded by Jeff’s Dad who was loaded with cash) and would start divorce proceedings whenever she was ready. Jeff grabbed some clothes and stuffed a go-bag and left a few minutes later with Mandy.
Lynn received her divorce notice a few days later. Mandy divorced Bob at the same time and moved back with Jeff and is now the step-mom to Lynn’s kids. Lynn has since gained another 40 lbs or so and after a few bottles of wine, likes to tell her kids about how she caught their dad cheating on her. The kids are over 18 now and spend most of their free time with Jeff and Mandy. Somehow no man has signed up to date Lynn since her divorce. Shocker.
I just wish there was a video of the whole thing. Still makes for a great story to tell my friends.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jbdec6/how_my_m50_became_my_ex_brother_in_law_mf
Damn was that entertaining. Thanks !
What a story! Thanks for sharing!