‘I have sent you multiple pictures of my big donkey dick. Please respond,’ I typed and then I pressed send like a boss.
Still nothing.
So Yuri was just going to ignore me like that? She was just going to leave my ass on read? Nobody ghosts Riktor. The first date had gone so well though. She even asked for the check before the food got there! I shouldn’t be mad though because she was a little cheap, wouldn’t even give me cab fare to get home. Dat ass though! No I needed to get in that butt. I knew where she lived so I took a cab to her house. I was a little nervous because there where cop cars and I just lost my license because I like a little blood in my alcohol system. I got out and the cab driver started getting all mad.
“Hey asshole! The fuck you going to pay with,” he asked like a little dumbass.
I gave him my favorite finger and said,” DEEZ NUTS!” I laughed for a while after that, it was my favorite joke in the whole world.
He shut his mouth and drove off because he knew I wasn’t scared of his ass. So I walked up to the house and the police lights where kinda bright so I picked up a pipe and smashed them. The cop came over real fast but got real polite once they saw I wasn’t fucking around.
“We’re sorry sir! We didn’t realize the lights where so bright. Please have mercy on us poor fuck bois,” he whined.
“Outta my way. I’m here to get my dick wet,” I said.
“Sir was she your girlfriend,” he asked me.
“Was? Naw we had our first date yesterday. She’s still with me. She didn’t put out so I’m here to collect because she hasn’t replied to my dick pics,” I told the stupid cop.
” You sent her pictures of your dick? I didn’t know they made phones that big,” said the badass cop.
“Lol! Just let me by so I can clap them cheeks,” I said as I moved around him.
“Ok Mr. Riktor sir. But I got to tell you that she died this morning. Apparently your date yesterday sucked so bad that she died of your toxicity. Her heart just gave out. Apparently her ghost is inside,” the cop said.
“Wait! This morning? I sent those pics last night so she definitely saw them. This hoe literally ghosted me,” I yelled because now I was mad. “That ghost pussy is mine!”
The cop tried to stop me,” Didn’t you hear me? Your horrible personality literally killed somebody. She probably doesn’t want to see you, idiot. Besides, she’s a ghost now. Don’t fuck ghosts.”
Then I turned around and backhanded the cop so hard he got demoted to a meter maid. “Ghost women are just playing hard to get,” I said in a manly voice
“That’s true though, go on in,” said the now meter maid. So I went in.
“Who the fuck is it!” Yuri said in a ghostly voice from upstairs.
“It’s me! Get down here! Everyone thinks I’m toxic and that our date was terrible but you said it was great,” I yelled at my ghost girlfriend upstairs.
She floated at me from the darkness. She was still wearing the thin flowery dress she wore to our date. Her hair floated around like she was under water, other than that she looked normal.
“So you would leave me alone! I never should have given you my number, I’ve never seen so many dick pics. How do you have enough time to send that many? Don’t even get me started on the date” she said while trying to float away. I cut her off.
“Well I take them in advance. I have a terabyte folder for dick marketing. I even asked a witch to curse my dick and it looks like it’s still working. That stuff was expensive,” I explained.
“You cursed me?” she yelled ghostly.
“No you cursed yourself. Anyone who sees my cursed dick won’t be able to rest until I have sex with her. So I guess that’s why you’re a ghost,” I corrected my sexy ghost girlfriend.
She went spooky for a second and chairs started moving around,” First of all, fuck you. Second, so I’m stuck here because your toxicity gave me heart failure and now I’m a ghost because of your cursed dick pictures? What the fuck?”
“Its my dick that’s cursed but yeah.”
“Well I’m stuck here then because I’m a ghost so we can’t have sex” she said with a frown.
“Well I can help you ya know right?”
She floated a little higher,” Really? With what?”
“DEE-“
“If I hear that shit one more time I’ll haunt your entire family. Your terribleness killed me, and your cursed dick pictures cursed me. So you fix it,” Yuri said pointing a finger at me.
“Well if my dick cursed you…”
“Oh you got to be shitting me,” she recoiled at the thought.
“My dick can help you! I’ll use it to break the curse! Since it’s cursed we should be able to fuck!”
“Oh my god you didn’t even wait for me to agree before you just started taking your pants off,” she muttered with a shake of her head.
I pulled my pants back up,” Ight imma head out then.”
“Wait,” she said and the door slammed shut and the table moved in front of it.
“Why don’t you…,”She sighed.
Yuri shook her head,” Why don’t you break my curse with your dick please.”
“About fucking time,” I said and dropped my pants.
She rolled her eyes,” oh my god it’s big.”
“Sarcasm won’t break shit. Now turn around.”
She shrugged and turned to look out of a window, there was a really nice moon out.
I walked up behind her, her ghostly hair touching my face as I came closer. She even smelled as beautiful as she did last night. I wrapped my arms around her waist and pulled her close. Yuri have a little surprised cry, it sounded exactly like when I stepped on her foot last night, so cute. I pressed my cock into her ass from behind but she moved her hips away.
“Not in my ass,” she said.
“Hey I wasn’t! I was just enjoying the feel. You really got some cheeks on you girl,” I said with a thrust on my hips.
“Thanks I suppose,” she sighed.
“Yeah baby, you’re ass is so pretty it’s illegal for you to sit down.”
She gave a chuckle,” You tried that line last night.”
“Oh shit. I assumed that you didn’t hear it because you never laughed at it.”
“Can we not talk about the worst date in history? What do I have to do to pass on?” She said pushing her ass back. Damn that felt good.
“Is it just me or does your cock feel cursed too?”, she whispered as her ass ground circles on me.
“Uh no. Just the one curse I promise.”
“Why does it feel so good though?” she moaned.
“It’s um, all me baby. Just let give me a second to get my wallet out.”
Shit I was out of condoms.
“You know I’m dead right? I’m literally a ghost and you’re looking for a hat? You’re lucky I can’t resist this dick.” She said as she pulled my head into her neck.
“Listen casperett, I may have a few- uh- a single curse on my dick but I’m not trying to catch eldritch herpes right now.”
“This is hell isn’t it,” she muttered.
Fuck I couldn’t find anything. There was a sudden knock at the window. It was the meter maid! I walked over to the window and opened it.
“Hey bro I thought you might need some rubbers for your ghost girlfriend,” he said tossing me the package.
I grabbed them out of the air,” Thanks! Hey I’m sorry about turning you into a meter maid so I’m promoting you back to cop.”
His outfit changed and he thanked me before leaving. What a nice guy.
Yuri shook her head,” I’m the ghost here but even I’m trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.”
“Where going upstairs is what’s going on!”
I had to walk but she just floated through the ceiling. When I got to her bedroom she was completely naked and bent over with her ass facing me.
“I have no idea why but I just need your cock,” she mumbled. Well I had and idea why, I certainly paid enough. She wiggled her ass back and forth seductively. I got closer and held my cock out so her pussy brushed my head as she swayed side to side. I could hear how wet she was, slimy and hot. I pulled the condom on but it was extra tight, fucker probably got me his size.
“Please don’t tease me, just put it in,” she moaned.
“I would if you stop moving.”
“I can’t help it, I feel strange. Your so hot and hard back there. Just try and get it in, please,” she said as she bit into the bed.
I stabbed at her pussy trying to thrust in as her ass wiggled around, harder than it sounds. I waited for the perfect moment, not to fast or slow. I waited until I got her patterns down and pushed my hips forward. “Oh fuck you got it in,” she gasped. “Now gentlYYYY!” I was already heading for balls deep. Her head sprung up as I pushed my cock inside but I stuffed her face right back into the bed where it belonged. She raised her ass higher as she yelled something into the bed. With her ass all the way up I pushed on the small of her back and slid further inside. Damn she was tight for a ghost.
“Yuri, spread that ass open with your hands. Leave it wide for me,” I grunted between thrusts.
She turned her head so she could speak,” Just break the curse already so I can go, I’m not going to spread nothing.”
“Yeah ok, just know that I have to come for the curse to break. Your going to have to make me cum really good too.”
“ Fine then!” She said and pulled her ass open wider, spreading her pussy and allowing me slightly deeper.
I felt something barely bumping into my cock as I took some deep strokes to her.
“Oh fuck Rik, not so rough. Your hitting me deep,” she begged. So I grabbed her by the hips and fucked her even better.
The lights where flickering and I could feel eyes on me but at this point I was only focused on getting my nuts off. I pounded away at that sweet tight pussy of hers. I wasn’t sure if I was going to break her back before the curse but she was a ghost so it should be cool either way. I could feel a rush of adrenaline right before that point of no return.
“Oh Riktor I can feel you twitching, take that stupid condom off!” I pulled out and practically ripped my dick in half trying to get that thing off.
“Do it deep inside now,” she moaned as she held her pussy open, it was still gaping from my cock. I slid back inside and just that feeling of her warm walls wrapping around my bare cock sent me over. I grabbed her by the neck with both hands and just let it go right up her pussy. She was grinding her ass against me. “Oh yes baby give me that cursed cum,” she cried. I emptied the last of my balls inside her spooky pussy. I would have kept fucking her but I’m completely done after a nut. Sure I could have eaten her out but that’s not really my thing.
I relaxed on the bed next to her,” That should do it. You’re free to go!”
Her ghostly form started to turn transparent as she moved on, “I don’t know why I’m saying this because my death was completely your fault, but thanks. Your toxicity may have killed me and then you cursed me but at least you fixed it while giving some half decent dick, so thanks I guess. I mean everyone dies right? At least I got some pipe on my way out. But I’m still kinda horny.” Well that just made me feel worse.
“Hey Yuri, I should tell you before you go…,” I tried to say.
She fixed me with a wide gaze.
I continued,” I have more than one curse on my dick. I bought a bunch actually because there was a sale. One is to make any woman who sees it to not be able to rest until I cum with her.”
“I take back everything I said,” she said angrily.
“Another is to make that person for me until she dies, but since you’re already dead and moving on I’m not sure what that means now. I hope you don’t miss me too much.”
“You are the worst human being on this planet, Riktor.”
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