I [M] heard my roommate [M] having a [MFF] threesome… almost had one too

This was years ago when I was in college. My roommate was subletting his apartment and a friend of his took the room for a couple months. One day, a couple of his friends from Israel showed up – two women.

Both were attractive, one was curvy and tall with amazing boobs, dark hair, infectious smile, the other was skinny and had short lighter hair I think. My memory is not that great with some details unfortunately, so I remember the curvy/busty woman more. She was a singer. I chatted with her a little bit, and I made small talk with both. Anyway, they would hang out in his room, but I didn’t think too much of it.

One night, I’m sound asleep, when I suddenly wake up to what sounds like shouting. After a few seconds I realize what’s going: it’s *moaning.* I hear him approaching what sounds like a great orgasm, and I also hear two different women moaning…. oh sh*t, he’s having threesome! It’s amazing hearing two women moan in person, it’s something I’ve only previously heard in porn. I have to admit, I’m jealous (because I was VERY single at that time), but I also can’t help getting turned on by it all. I was already kind of hard anyway, so I got off to it as they were finishing up. One by one, I heard them all quietly taking turns using the bathroom to clean themselves up haha.

The next morning, everyone woke up late. I made small talk with that attractive brunette. She asked if I had heard anything from last night, but being bashful, I lied and said I hadn’t. I didn’t want to make her feel awkward- I thought it would be better to pretend I had slept through the whole thing.

*sigh* Now this is what gets me…
My temporary roommate left, so it was just me with these two attractive 20-something women. We’re all in pajamas. I was pretty hungry but didn’t feel like cooking. They asked me what I was up to that day. “Not too much…” but being the moron that I was, I said I was going out to eat a late breakfast before I go to work. I’ll never forget the brunette looked at me with a devilish smile and said “oh, that’s too bad…”

To this day, I still remember closing the door to the apartment and just pausing a moment, wondering “what a minute…” but I was way too hungry. I ate and went off to have an uneventful day at work. I never saw them again.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/iwxp77/i_m_heard_my_roommate_m_having_a_mff_threesome

2 comments

  1. You know it’s real because it ends realistically, with a giant fucking face palm lol.

  2. Not the same way but something similar happened to me. It was 10 years ago and it still bugs me..

Comments are closed.