My peenus is as my weenus
And it would seem thus
That when I cream I cuss
I stream, I blush
I scream, then hush
A dream, a rush
Sushi and crab legs
Stack ’em, crack ’em and smash ’em
The longevity of a bean-pole
The long-leg-lady, the cream-hole
Thank you, and to ALL… A very. Good. Night.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/iw5kp4/peenus_weenus