40 [M] London – Erotic massages by a massage therapist

I’m massage therapist in London. Recently I started giving erotic massages to ladies. Some of you already seen my ad in [r/londonr4r](https://www.reddit.com/r/londonr4r/) that’s been circulating there for about two months now.The title reads “A massage that goes a little further , than the ones you usually get”

I began doing it , after a CONSENSUAL session with a client , while her husband was in the other room. It turned me and her on so much, she literally came in less than a minute.

Now after a while to this date I did it with 4 other girls(some wrote stories about it , some are up to do it), so things are getting better and better and I can assure you they all went back home with BIG smiles on their faces. I like to make people happy! Cant help it , sorry… :)

However it bugs me greatly when I receive some requests from girls that show interest, but they don’t actually think of doing it for various reasons. The fact is that they don’t really know what to expect. So I wanted to make clear a few points:

1. Please be serious. I know you happen to read my ad , while you’re quietly masturbating at 1am. Probably after a glass of wine in the bed. And you just miss a male’s touch or feeling sexual frustrated…wanting to chat to someone . That is not me. Do not expect me to compliment you, overwhelming you with flirty questions. I work until late and my day ends at 23:00, I’m literally exhausted when I get back home and the last thought in my head is hitting on a girl. I’m sorry I just killed all the romance..But please do not dream about it too much, just-do-it. May be not tonight, but when we meet I can get you back there – in the dreamland of yours…with my hands.
2. I’m single-makes things much less complicated. But I’m not going to be your boyfriend. So please do not ask me for my appearance. You are receiving a pair of skillful hands , nothing else. I’m not handsome, but I’m not ugly neither. I’m short (170) , but well built – semi athletic. I’m white, but still none of this should matter , if you are serious of your intentions. There is always something wrong with people asking how their masseuse looks like. And that’s usually the fact they lack experience in receiving massages. I got a pair of blindfolds and face-masks to use, if that bothers you.
3. Talking about seriousness. I do understand the amount of courage needed to put your fingers on the keyboard and msg me. But it requires much more courage to actually do it. In fact everyday I meet 3-4 completely new people to me, knocking on different doors in London. It could be a gay-rapist (it happened to me once), a mobster, a Russian oligarch, a psychopath(this one was actually a psychotherapist), big and aggressive dogs, cat’s hair and piss everywhere, a smelly, sweaty couch potato….literally anyone. Yes, it is stressful. I perfectly now how you’d feel, before you knock on my door.
4. And no, I’m not the masseuse from your local parlor, who rubs your shoulders for an hour. I am an actual therapist , doing a THERAPY . Working full time in respectable companies in London. I used to work in a clinic at Holborn, various 5 star hotel’s spas in two different countries, as well as specializing in a house for children with special needs , like Dawn’s syndrome or Hyperactivity. Yes, my job sometimes involves massaging people with Cancer, Stroke, Gulien-Berre syndrome or Scoliosis… People in pain. All races, bodies and age(My oldest client is 94yo, with two strokes). I’m saying all that , because I wanted to emphasize on the seriousness of my JOB. I have roughly 25 bookings a week and that makes my day quite busy , especially that I have to do outcalls most of the time. So please do not think I want to give a self-importance of myself , saying to you back: “Its really difficult to find time for you”. I practically do the erotic massages on my day-off, which happens once a week. And it will be really nice if I could plan it.
5. My typical day sometimes is to get from (example) Highbury to Ealing, down to Wimbledon and then to Canning town. For me it sounds silly when someone asks me “Wherebouts you are based at?” and when I say “Croydon”, they are like “Oh, its too far away from my place…like an 1 hour”. Ok lets face it: 1hour to go down to Croydon, 2 hours session and 1 hour back….do you really think you can spend these 4 hours of your life , better? If yes, please respond to my ad , when you don’t have any better to do in the next 4 hours, so we don’t waste each-others time. Again its quite silly, saying that, as this might turn into if not the best , at least an experience to remember for lifetime…For most people it is, to be frank. Your call.
6. To the couples out there: I’m not a bull ! I could be, but that depends on how the session goes. Still do not expect me to be someone coming to fuck your wife (I believe there are so many more endowed people than me (I’m average) out there, who would come with that sole purpose) The priority when I come should be your wife’s pleasure , provided by my hands. Oh and we could be creative on this – blindfolds, 4 hands and so forth. Please think in this direction.

I am really , really sorry if all of this looks like a rant and sounds bitter, but I hoped you guys can understand my point.

Peace of advice: My therapeutic massages are really , really good ! Just focus on that before texting me. Thank you so much for reading this!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/it7nsx/40_m_london_erotic_massages_by_a_massage_therapist