So I lived in Arizona for a year because fuck yeah to cacti! And of course I hit up tinder for a booty call here and there…We watched The Martian and enjoyed some mountain dew as we giggled and had our flirty fun. I got lifted and put against the wall for the first time which was hot in itself. But then we move to his bedroom, which didn’t have any working lights in it for a few weeks now apparently. We had our (loud) fun and got to the pull out and him cumming on my itty bitty breasts but I felt a sharpness on my leg all of a sudden. My first thought was oh fuck is he jizzing blood but then rational thought came back after the amazing feeling of him and I was like that’s not how that works. I look at my leg and there’s a bit of a darker spot on my leg than the rest so i take my hand and wipe it. I feel a chunk of something fling off of my leg and from the hallway light I can see something scurry away. A fucking cockroach bit me RIGHT as this hunk of a guy jizzed on me! But don’t get me wrong…I did go back after all of that >.>
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ip3utl/arizona_bugs_and_boys_fm
“no working lights”… more like, “this chick won’t let me bone if she sees all the cockroaches”.
On the next episode of Joe’s Apartment.