An ex of mine loved giving me surprise blowjobs. She’d often corner me right before we were supposed to go out to a party or to meet up with friends to go to the bar, drop to her knees, and get me off right there in the front hallway. We were late a lot because of this. We were supposed to be on our way to a Halloween party when she tried to do this again. She was really talented with her makeup, and she had dressed up as a zombie for this party (The Walking Dead was really popular at the time). There was something so off putting about her makeup that I just couldn’t get hard. Eventually we just started laughing about it, and we headed out to the party. She was teasing me the entire night. Rubbing her ass up against me, running her fingertips over my crotch, kissing my neck, but I just couldn’t get into it! Even with my eyes closed, kissing her sent shivers down my spine…
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