Somewhere around 1990 I was running an engine rebuild shop in Oregon, plus we had fuel pumps out front which were busy due to a good location. Our shop repaired engine cylinder heads, were rebuild short blocks, things like that.
There was this one gal, her name was Sarah, that came in for fuel, she drove a little Ford Escort. Those had a 4 cylinder engine, easy to work on. She always got out and checked the oil herself, our crew and I raced to be first to serve her, she was a stone fox and clearly didn’t wear (or need) a bra.
But she was also aloof, most of my crew had tried and so did I, getting nowhere. Just a smile and a “Thank you, but no thank you.”
Then came the day she was looking under the hood, I heard it before I got there and to telltale blue smoke confirmed engine trouble. There as a clicking sound, obvious valve train problem. I told her what was probably wrong, she wanted to know what that would cost and flinched when I told her.
“How about a trade?” She asked.
“A date, maybe?” I suggested with a big grin.
“OK.” There was no hesitation.
“Dinner, plus… ALL of the trimmings?” I pushed my luck a bit, expecting her to refuse.
Instead, she stepped right up to me, reached down and felt my crotch, catching me by surprise.
“OK then. You will do. How soon can you get it fixed?”
“I can start on it today!” I told her.
“Good, but how about you give me a ride home first?”
That afternoon turned out to be the wildest female I ever ran into, and without clothing she looked every bit as good as she did dressed.
I got her engine fixed, it took me two days and she spent both nights at my apartment.
I found myself interested in her, but then I figured out what she did for a living, and that was not going to be any long term thing with me. It turned out that the $325.00 I quoted her if she paid for the repairs was way below what she usually charged, why I have no answer to.
And that was the one and only time I ever hired a hooker..
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/icpd0t/that_time_i_m_did_a_barter_with_a_customer_f