January Winter 2021 -Air Canada flight 402 touches down in Montreal at 9:15am. An Uber was due to collect you and meet me at a bar in Mont-Tremblant. You still had no idea what was being planned but your excitement and nervousness were palatable. It was to be our first true meeting.
It wasn’t long before the driver announced your destination and you were standing on the sidewalk in the crisp icy air still wondering if this was a good idea. Swallowing hard with a dry mouth you grabbed the handle of your small case and headed for the warm interior.
The bar was quiet being so early in the morning and you counted three patrons beside a couple of young bartenders. You scanned the room carefully. Unfortunately none of the three patrons was was me, your heart jumped at the sudden thought of being ghosted again, but rationality soon returned and you headed to the bar.
“Can I get you something to drink?” asked one of the young bartenders.
“A Hot Chocolate please” you ask, unsure whether they even sold that at this bar.
“Absolutely” chimed the girl, somewhat disarming your nerves with her friendliness and funny accent. It certainly wasn’t Canadian and not knowing was starting to bug you.
“Here you are Madame” the girl said politely, as she plonked the mug next to your arm on the counter.
“Can I ask where your accent is from?” you quickly add, unable to let the annoying unresolved thought go.
“I am a Swiss German” she stated proudly, and I speak German, French and English. I am staying at the local backpackers in town and work as an ski instructor on my other days. “My name is Elisabetta, but my friends, and you, can call me Elsa.” she said warmly.
Elsa looked to be in her mid twenties, about 5ft 8” with a medium but strong build. Her icy blonde hair was tied into a long plait which framed a round pretty face. Her cheeks were rosey which juxtaposed her large kind blue eyes.
She was attractive in a friendly farm girl
Kind of way.
“Thank you Elsa”, you reply, winking at the girl and taking a sip of your drink, the liquid warming you slightly.
“Are you waiting for the Viking?”, she asked, noticing your eyes darting around the room, and the expectant jump every time the door opened to the bar.
“Ummmmmmmm, I’m not sure, who is he?”, kind of laughing at the image it put in your mind.
“The tall funny man with long hair in a bun, with his surname meaning ‘Hunter’ or ‘Viking’ in Frisian language”she said, in a slightly whispered tone like reciting folklore.
“Well Yes, I guess so”, you say, both laughing now.
“Don’t worry, he will be here soon, he asked me to look for you” Elsa stated, kindly smiling and rubbing your shoulder reassuringly.
The both of you chatted for some time learning of a bit about each other and sharing laughs. Elsa even commented on your generous cleavage, telling of how she had always had a crush on the mature women at the German Oktoberfest. Their generous bosoms always threatening to spill from their tops, and of how you reminded her of them.
At around that time I come bounding through the bar door, walking up to you and picking you up in my long arms.
I kiss you hard on the lips, relishing in your softness and seductive smile.
“Come on, you have kept me waiting long enough!” I say jokingly, winking at you. I notice from the corner of my eye the slight disappoint in the young bartender at this news. I also notice that her stare is thoroughly stuck on your cleavage.
I lean in to your ear and cheekily whisper,
“That bartender is madly crushing on you, we should invite her to come too.”
You look into Elsa’s lust filled eyes and thoughts of how wickedly sexy a threesome could be jump into your head.
You find it hard to think this young girl could find you wildly attractive but you remind yourself that you thought that of me once too.
“Yes”, you seductively say , placing a hand on my chest and lightly pinching a nipple.
I walk over and speak to the girl, who’s face lights up in excitement, shooting you a cheeky grin.
Soon all three of us were waiting on the sidewalk, Elsa with a small bag of things that she had ran and got from her Hostel
I showed Elsa a brochure I had in my had as the Uber showed up. We all piled in and Elsa shouted something French to the driver. Then we were off.
As the car navigated the snowy roads winding down towards the lake, you toke the brochure I was holding.
Waterfront Luxury Cottage on Vrbo
-Mont Tremblant
5 bedrooms with fireplace, 3 bathrooms and outdoor Hot Tub.
Soon we were approaching the driveway to an incredible double story Lake House.
The driver parked at the front door as we piled out excitedly into the snow lined driveway.
The Lake House looked just like the photos, although now everything was covered in a generous layer of snow. The day was sunny and chill, water dripping rhythmically from the icicles hanging from the pitched eaves.
“I’ll grab the luggage, you girls go have a look around”, I said, tossing you the front door key.
Elsa put her hand in yours as you explored what would be your new home for the next week. She seemed to be genuinely as excited as you, together from room to room finding new treasures around every corner. Jumping on each bed and giggling at the luxuries in each room.
Returning downstairs through the kitchen was a large open room with a full double story pitched roof. A fireplace was burning and large floor to ceiling windows opened onto a patio looking over a snow covered landscape to the frozen lake.
You both walk out onto the patio admiring the picturesque view through the trees to the lake. Directly below the patio was a large steaming outdoor stone Jacuzzi, with water slightly tinted by teal lights.
Elsa nudged you in the side.
“Wunderbar!, we defs have to go in there!” She exclaimed breathlessly, squeezing your warm hand. “But first, do you want to build a snowman?”
Feeling taken by her childlike exuberance you nod and smile. The excitement and spectacle of the whole occasion making you feel giddy and youthful too. Together you laugh and roll balls of snow sharing early childhood memories and fond stories of winter.
Before long you both stand back looking proudly at your creation. A large and somewhat wonky snowman with a broad smile and button nose, Elsa’s green scalf wrapped around his neck.
“We forgot something!”Elsa exclaims, running back up to the patio and plucking a large cock shaped icicle from the edge of the roof. Running back she jabs it into his powdery groin. “There, now we have a real snow man!” She says completely straight faced. Looking at each other, you both burst into laughter, you feel what was a small snowball of attraction quickly gaining size inside you. Or was your tummy growling?
“We should eat, then we can jump in that Jacuzzi”, you say, giving Elsa a suggestive wink. Her cheeks turn red as her eyes are once again drawn to your cleavage. You obviously have a power over this girl which you are beginning to enjoy.
We all eat a generous breakfast together of Croissants, fruit and yoghurt. Chatting and laughing over how we met and the fact that it was over 105 Degrees at my home in Australia.
“Right girls!” I say, loudly clapping my hands together, “I have to attend the architectural conference that is paying for this trip, I should be back in a couple of hours”.
I explain that I have left your luggage in the main bedroom and left Elsas in the hall giving her the pick of the other four.
You and Elsa both look at me with a mock pout, then look at each other.
“Oh, I’m sure we can think of something to do” , you both say in unison, smiling wickedly.
You both run upstairs and agree to get dressed in your bathing suits and enjoy that jacuzzi with what was left of day.
Excitedly you pull out the new black one piece you had packed for this occasion on the suggestion of me. You had wondered what on earth you would need a suit for in the middle of winter but now you were glad that you had complied.
“DUMMKOPF, SHIZEN!”, you hear Elsa shouting from the other room.
You find her standing naked in the next room, a turquoise bikini still in her hand.
Swallowing hard at the sight, you are surprised by how arousing you find the naked 20-something. She had pale milky skin with puffy round C cup breasts, her areola were a very light pink with no clear nipple. Her stomach sported a small pot which suggested she liked drinking and curvy hips with a dark blonde bush.
“What seems to be the matter?”, you inquire leaning in the doorframe, smiling kindly and admiringly.
You listen to Elsa explain in frustration that her bikini line had become quite wild during the winter and that she hadn’t expected to be wearing a bikini so soon. All the while appreciating her comfort in being naked in front of you.
“I think I can fix that!”, you say without fuss, running off to grab a razor and clippers from your suitcase.
Soon Elsa is propped up on the side of her en-suite bath tub legs spread and eyes looking down at your face just inches away from her mound. First you clip away the longer hairs of her blonde pussy, slowly revealing pretty light pink folds that match her breasts.
“I think we take it all off!” you daintily exclaim, swapping the clippers for a razor.
You generously apply shaving gel to the entire area not giving any hint to how horny and excited the act is making you. You notice Elsa’s legs widen to your touch and her biting down softly on her bottom lip. You gently glide the razor over the puffy exterior of her pussy slowly making your way around her delicate folds. You notice her generous and meaty clit much bigger than your own now growing surprisingly in size.
“You have a beautiful pussy Elsa” you say, eating up the sight of hairless pussy flesh being slowly revealed to you. You both lock eyes and you can see the arousal in her eyes through long black lashes. “Hold still while I do the tricky bits.”
You firmly press the pale folds of her pussy to one side, gliding the razor along the edge of her clitoris hood and down to her neat puckered ass. You feel the sudden pulse of her erect little cock press against your palm, but you ignore it, feeling the pulse of your own little bud hum in reply.
“Looks like we are done” you say, wiping the last of the gel away with a wet towel. You tilt your head to one side smiling in admiration of your handiwork, noticing a slight bubble of wetness at her opening and the unmistakable scent of arousal.
“Thank you sooooo much, if feels so fresh and sensitive”, Elsa says with satisfaction, rubbing her mound and spreading herself slightly for you. “Now legs get some drinks and hop in the tub”.
Swim suits on and freshly shaved you both jump in the warm tub, glasses and bottle in hand. The light of the dying afternoon turning a warm orange.
You sip on Champagne and laugh feeling the small amount of bubbly already melting your inhibitions.
“Can I tell you something?” Elsa shyly asks.
“Shoot” you say, suddenly feeling your pulse race.
“I have had a Crush on you since you walked into that bar. As a teenager I used to masturbate and fantasise about being breast fed by a woman just like you….. and I desperately want to kiss you!”
With that you both lean into each other. She moaning into your mouth and you sucking her tongue like you wanted to do to her clit only moments earlier. You feel Elsa’s hand move to your breast and free it from your top, it’s plump fullness exposed to the cool air. You watch in erotic disbelief as Elsa lowers her head and hungrily takes your nipple into her warm mouth. Cradling her head as she moans and sucks at you like a hungry calf.
In that moment you notice some movement inside. Through the glass you notice me standing there watching the erotic scene playing out in front of me.
I am completely naked, my fully erect cock sliding through my clenched fist.
The slow drip of icicles resounding around you.
You enjoy the warm suckle of Elsa mouth on your engorged nipple, arching and offering more of your beast to her. Your grab her tightly by her long plait and pull her in, marking your approval.
“Mmmmmmmm, yesssssssss!”, you hiss, both at the girl fixed to your tit and your eyes fixed to that cock.
Like an icicle you feel yourself beginning to melt, the possibility of where things could go creating an hot fire emanating from your cunt. With your free hand you release your other breast, staring at me with hazelnut eyes full of lust. A wicked smile forms on your lips, as you watch the glistening mushroom head of my cock pop
back and forth from my large hand. You see a wicked smile form on mine.
“Grrrrrrmmmm, good girl”, the words rumbling in my chest as I watch the erotic scene in front of me.
Eyes still fixed on me, you curl your finger in a seductive invitation to join you in the spa. You gently release Elsa’s head from your breast, kiss her passionately, then place her firmly on your other free nipple. Even through the wetness of the spa water you can feel the slow cool ooze of your wetness growing.
“Good girl, you are making mommy very happy”, you moan into Elsa’s ear, playing on her fantasies of breast feeding.
“Errrrrrrgggghhh”, Elsa whimpers at your words, her teeth pulling rudely on your nipple.
Finally I free my cock from its vice grip, it aggressively springs upward, flinging a lasso of Pre-cum on to the floor. I walk out onto the patio, the sunlight just dying, then down to the edge of the spa. I see your eyes locked on my bobbing cock as I step into the steaming water, it’s hard length distorting then disappearing under the surface as I lower myself in.
“You girls must have read my mind”, I say, grabbing a flute and gently filling it from the Champagne in the ice bucket. The bubbles spill over the top and over my fingers, which I quickly run over my mouth.
“Mmmmmmmmm, so sweet!”, I hum, locking eyes with you, seeing your recognition of the double meaning.
Elsa raises her head, eyes glazed, as if she were lost in a daydream. A thin trail of spit making a zip line to your red and puffy nipple.
“Oh hi, Mr Viking”, she squeaks, as if surprised at my sudden appearance.
“Nice snowman!”, I mock, laughing at the crooked smiling creation with a large icicle penis. “He looks very happy with himself”.
“Oh laugh why don’t you!” Elsa says mocking offence, placing her fists on her hips.
“Olaf, that is the perfect name Elsa!, I mockingly say back, making fun of her accent.
We all burst out laughing.
“Here’s to us!” I pronounce, holding my glass high and passing your flutes. We all charge our glasses re-saying the toast. The chime of the three glasses now echoing in the icy night air, teal light from the spa rippling over our bodies.
My attention is quickly drawn back to your perfect breasts bobbing just halfway in the foamy water. I was mindful not to lose the momentum we had gathered just moments earlier.
“I feel like the odd one out”, I say, looking at my naked body beneath the water. “Why don’t we all get comfortable?”
Elsa seemed to need no invitation and was free of her bikini almost instantly. My long arms reach out and grab at the one piece now at your waist, dragging my fingers down your thighs as I remove it completely. That act, combined with the rush of turbulent warm water on your now naked pussy, has you instantly aroused again. You open and close your legs enjoying the current playing with your folds and now very erect clit.
Taking a big mouthful of my icy beverage I slowly scoot over to your side, wrapping my arm firmly behind you. l lower my head and take your left nipple into my mouth. You are instantly lost in the sensation of the icy liquid and tingling bubbles teasing your slightly bruised nipple. You swear you can feel each bubble as it makes its journey up the bud of sensitive flesh to the top of my mouth.
“Urrrrrrrrrrggghhh!” This is heaven, you pronounce. Letting your arms drop to the sides of the spa and your head drop back.
Soon you feel Elsa mimicking my action on your right breast, sucking you into a mouthful of icy bubbles. I grab at the inside of your thigh opening you up and exposing your now hard clit to the warm current.
You feel yourself melting again in the twin embrace of our hungry mouths, my mouth suddenly turning warm and wet as I swallow the cool liquid. Elsa and I continue this rhythm of icy bubbles then warm mouth till you feel yourself teetering on the edge.
Just then you feel the delicate dance of Elsa’s fingertips at the top of your crease your body rising in the water to meet her touch. You feel her discover your piercing, as she rolls it in her fingers, moaning against your nipple. Suddenly her mouth is at your ear.
“I want to breastfeed on your cunt”, she whispers.
You feel a sudden dirty cramp in your empty pussy at those erotic words, feeling yourself pulse in desire for it.
“Suck my milk”, you reply, almost in disbelief at your own words. Kissing Elsas Champagne mouth in silent permission.
Watching Elsa float between your legs I gently move behind you, cradling your head on my shoulder, lifting you up in offering to her mouth.
Eyes closed, you relax into my shoulder, feeling my palms beneath your bottom. Your senses search for Elsa, breathlessly anticipating contact. Waiting for the first feeling of a woman’s mouth on your cunt.
In that instant you feel Elsa warm wet mouth closing over your third nipple, hungry to be fed. You feel her hands placed on your mons, spreading you for access. Like your breast earlier she pulls as much of you into her mouth as she can manage, pulling on your bud in a suckling motion.
“Oh your milk tastes soooo good”, your hear her say between gasping breaths.
“Fuck, this girl is magical”, you say to me offering your mouth for similar attention.
I suck on your mouth, pulling your tongue into my mouth and flicking it’s tip with my tongue.
“You are so fucking hot, thank you”, I moan into your mouth.
I watch as Elsa hungrily devours your pussy, looking completely content in her newly found occupation.
The twin dance of our mouths snowballs in you, as you feel your clit pulse in the cocoon of Elsa’s mouth.
“Let it go,”, I gently whisper, as I spread the globes of your bottom and tease at your puckered hole.
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH”, you cry, setting off a swirling orgasm through your body.
You buck madly at Elsa’s mouth while you wrap your arms behind my neck for control.
“FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUCK!”,
you scream, feeling the strong pulse of your empty pussy fluttering uncontrollably.
Elsa hungrily lapping at you like some feline monster, the sensation on your clit almost painful now.
Your body slowly sinks back into my lap, feeling the hard length of cock, my arms wrapping you in a tight embrace.
“Yum”, Elsa childishly exclaims, smacking her lips, and wiping her mouth across the back of her hand. Scooting in to hug you too.
We lie there in the water watching the winter night sky. Thousands of stars spread out like a blanket before us.
“We should head inside before we all get pickled”, l laugh. Kissing both girls on the top of the head and gently pushing you forward.
I watch as my two perfect Sirens climb the steps naked and slinkily walk hand in hand inside.
Following your lead I head to the house also, not before grabbing the ice bucket and running over to the crooked snowman.
“Sorry Mate”, I say apologetically, as I steal his icy member and drop it in the bucket.
His crooked smile mimicking my own…..
Making my way through the kitchen and grabbing a bite to eat I can hear the echo of your giggles coming from upstairs. I hear a loud slap, “OOWWWWWWW”, comes the sound of a woman in pain.
“Shit, I better get up there before someone loses a limb” I say, realising I am chatting with the severed penis of a snowman. “Help me Olaf, give me strength”
I ascend the large staircase to the main bedroom, the door is open, and I can feel the heat already radiating from the fireplace on my naked body.
Again I hear a loud slap, then a female voice yelp in surprise, “AAAAARRRGH”.
Entering the room I find my two companions lying face down on the bed, each sporting large red hand prints on their bare bums.
“What in the devil are you Chipmunks up to?”, i yell, watching you both jump at my voice.
“Oh we are just playing ‘das slup’”, chimes Elsa, looking very serious and matter of fact.
“We are slapping each other’s asses to see who gets to suck your cock”, you say, flashing me that evil smile I love so much.
“And who’s winning?”, I ask.
“It’s a stalemate”, you say.
“Well I believe these two ladies need an adjudicator”, I say, in a posh English accent, once again conferring with Olaf’s icy penis.
I get both of you to shuffle to the edge of the bed, cheek to cheek, kneeling with your feet just off the edge. I then carefully direct you to put your heads flat against the bed while pushing your asses as far as possible in my direction. I grab both your arms tying them with a belt behind your back, repeating this with Elsa.
“Perfect pussies”, I moan, admiring the two beautifully shaped globes, the angle exposing your assholes and squeezing your pussies out from between your closed legs.
“Now the one makes the least noise gets to suck on my cock”, I announce, “Bite your lips ladies and let the adjudication begin!”
You look over at Elsa locking eyes with her, her face grimaced in preparing. You also brace yourself in anticipation of the stinging pain.
SLAP! You here an almighty crack as Elsa’s ass is assaulted by my hand. You see her head jerk forward with the force,
Teeth biting down hard on her lip and a tear running her cheek.
“Huuuuuurgggghhhh”, her moan squeezing out of her lips, spit flying from her bottom lip, then changing to a wicked laugh.
The room goes quiet and you feel the warmth from the fireplace on your pussy, or is it?
SMACK!, the suddenness of it shocking you. You bite down on your lip hard not wanting to give anything. You grin at Elsa in kind of a macabre victory, a salty tear running into the side of your mouth. Then you feel the soft soothing touch of my hand rubbing in circular motions over the fresh mark.
Again and again I assault the twin asses pausing each time to gently sooth the skin. Despite the pain you feel yourself getting wetter with each slap. Soon strings of pussy juice dangle from both of your engorged cunts. Your ass cheeks feel numb but your pussy is now on fire with a need you have never experienced before.
“Pleeeezzzzzzzzz”, your begging comes gurgling through gritted teeth.
“This is a very close competition we may have to enter a sudden death elimination”, I say cheekily, extending the torture on your now soaking wet pussies.
Head down and staring at Elsa you try to mentally calm the intense need growing in you. Almost mimicking the breathing of childbirth. You hear the slight jingle of jewellery or a light chain.
My hands reach under your breasts as you feel the clamp of something on each nipple My hand then runs between your tightly squeezed thighs fixing a clamp to each labia and finally your fat meaty clit. I lightly tug on the chain sending ripples of pain and pleasure though your entire body. You then watch as I do the same to Elsa.
“Please, please, please just fuck me”, you moan, catching glimpses of my angry cock just inches from your pussy. Feeling the effect of this teasing pleasure running down your leg. “I want it sooooooo bad!”
“Good girl, I can tell”, is my only response, as I drip the first drop of hot candle wax onto your bare ass.
Each dripping of wax runs over your ass and down the back of your legs before hardening, as it ever so slowly makes it way toward your hot wet slit. But finally at the edge of your pussy folds the dripping stops and is rudely taken away, leaving your body begging for attention.
You watch Elsa squirm as she endures the same torture, but still intent on not loosing the competition.
You remain like that, frozen, almost like a wax doll waiting for the next round of erotic punishment. Your mind wonders how long this can go on before you feel the delicious hot length of my cock, or tongue.
Then you hear the slide of metal on metal and the chink of something being released. The cold point of a fire poker slides between your slick folds, dancing over your clit then slightly poking your entrance.
“Where do you want me?”, I ask coolly, “Where do you want my cock?”.
All you can manage is a spit bubbling groan, as I play with your folds, the gently poke the entrance of your arse with the now slick tip of the poker.
“Fuuuck you, just fuck me pleezzzz!” You beg. Your arse involuntarily sucking at the hard metal.
Again I leave you wanting more as you hear Elsa’s moans echoing your own.
By now you are a dripping mess. Pussy juice is pooling at your knees and mascara tails line your cheeks. Your entire body feel electric, and your clit feel like it’s center.
“I’m going to fuck you both now”, I state calmly, “remember our agreement, no screaming”.
You hear the rustle of ice blocks on metal and the drip of water. You wait for the feeling of my large cock spreading your folds. Instead you feel the cool sting of ice.
Ever so slowly you feel the icicle enter you, stretching you open as it quickly gathered width. You soaking wet, open pussy, could only manage one third of the length as I slowly fucked you deeper with each stoke.
I then positioned myself behind Elsa, teasing her clit with the tip of my glistening penis, before sliding fully inside her followed by a small whimper.
I grabbed Elsa’s long plat, yanking her to her knees, as I started to ram myself into her light pink pussy.
“Mmmmmm, you girls fuck so good”, I moaned. “ I just can’t decide who will get to suck this cock.
Watching Elsa’s face contorted in ecstatic pleasure as she was being rammed by my cock turns you on immensely. You felt yourself opening more to the giant icicle now halfway into your pussy, spreading you wider and wider with each thrust. A delicious mix of pussy juice and melted ice trickling out of you.
You grip hard on the sheets and trust back on the icicle which now feels like a horse cock inside you. You feel as if anyone could now easily stare into that clear ice and straight into your now gaping pussy. The thought ignites a button deep in your womb which is now being pressed by the base of the thick icy cock inside you.
“Oh Oh oh oh oh oh OHHHHHHHHHH!”,
Elsa screams, like a wild Banshee. “Holy Fuck, I’m cumming” My pelvis still slapping hard against her wax painted arse.
I pull my wet raging cock from inside her, at the same time removing the icicle from your cunt with a audible POP. I replace the snowman’s icy cock with my burning hot member. The feeling of my hot veiny flesh pushing inside you feels intense in your cold gaping pussy. Finally you feel my balls rest against your swollen clit. Grabbing your hips I start to fuck you deep and hard, my balls slapping against your fat button.
“UUUUUURRRGGHH, FUCK ME!”
The feeling of my hot meat hitting inside you sets off a massive G spot orgasm. Your legs trembling uncontrollably as a river of juices flows down your already soaked legs.
Panting and shivering you both flop to the bed.
“One last thing girls”, I say, pumping my rock hard cock in my fist.
I gently direct you lay on your backs, hanging your heads off the edge, mouths open.
As you each grab your sensitive mounds I slowly begin to fuck each pretty mouth, holding you both firmly by the neck. Swapping between the wanting, hungry and sucking mouth, I leave trails of pre-cum and spit dangling between you.
“Mmmmmmmmmm, i want your cum in my mouth” you say, rubbing your still pulsing clit.
With that I tilt your heads towards one another, my cock sliding between your passionate and wet kisses. Your tongues dance over the veiny length of my cock, you lips mashing against its sensitive fat head.
“FUCK, MAKE ME CUMMMMM!”, I shout, squirting my load all over your hungry lips, tongues and mouths. You hungrily lap at it, sharing it in a passionate kiss between you.
Untied, we all snuggle naked into the King sized bed. I gently stroke your hair as you play with my flaccid cock and nipples.
Slowly we start to drift off into a well deserved sleep to the crackle of the fireplace, Olaf’s cock now a puddle on the floor.
“Oh, I nearly forgot to tell you guys!” Elsa says excitedly. “My sister Anna will be visiting me tomorrow, we should get her to stay too”.
Our closed eyes suddenly flash open staring straight into each others eyes.
Then watch as a wicked smile crosses your face.
My cock suddenly………….
……Frozen.
The End
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