I 26 [m]atched with somone [f20] on tinder whose bio said “Loves jesus, no hookups” 4 hours later i was blowing her back out. ?‍♂️

So hi everyone. I’m back again with a more recent story. I hope you all enjoy!

So, to begin. I’m a tinder user.. ?‍♂️ What can I say.. I seem to always match with girls like this. Overly religious, no hookups types. I don’t know if they see my profile and feel like they should try to “Turn” me or whatever. But, it seems to happen quite often.

So I was swiping, because I just moved to Southern Arkansas. To be honest, its pretty fucking terrible and boring here but I’m here for a job and I thought, “Well might as well try to have some fun”. My tinder profile is pretty run of the mill but I do make it known that I am not looking for anythign serious. But, it doesn’t stop the these type of matches.

So on the story.

I got a notication one night that I had a match. They are pretty rare down here so I checked pretty quickly. I was more than surprised to see a girl I honestly thought I had no shot at because of overtly religious and anti fun bio she had. But, we matched regardless. I decided I would let the match sit for ahwile to see if she would message first. I was surprised to see another notification a couple hours later with her name, we’ll call her C. C was honestly really attractive. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, super pretty, perfect breasts in the D range, and those wide hips that I like so much. She had several pictures some in a bikini which to me said she really wasn’t that religious. But, the conversation started off pretty weird. She was rather short and the first thing she said to me was something like “So why didn’t you message first, aren’t you a gentleman?”… I honestly hate this expectation… She was a pretty girl so I can only imagine her never having to put in effort. Most guys throwing themselves at her like the final scene in the The Last Samurai where they run into machine guns… So I was pretty annoyed with that. I said something like “Well, it’s about time someone makes you wait”.. She shot back “Well are you the one?”, and I said “I guess so?‍♂️”..

The conversation went about like I thought for the next hour. Very spraced out responses…. until she said “Hey do you have a snap” and I replied ” yeah of course, xxxxxxx” She added me prettty quickly and started snapping me. The conversation quicKly turned into the ole “What are you lookiNg for on here?” It was honestly boring and she mentioned her church group pretty often in our conversation. I was little turned off but damn she was pretty, so I kept snapping. When it was my turn to answer what I was looking for.. I was pretty blunt and honest. The good ole “Nothing serious, just fun” answer and and as soon as she opened the snap. She left me on read…. “Typical” I thought to myself and started to go about the rest of my evening.

An hour later I was surprised to receive another snap… It was a typical Sorority girl pose and said “What does that mean?”….. I snapped back saying “Well to be honest I’m just looking for fun, I’m bored and horny. But I understand if you don’t want that. I’m just being honest”. She opened it and again left me on read for half an hour. I again thought our conversation was over until….. Boom a snap back… All it was a black screen saying… “What’s your addy? Can I come over?”…. I was floored… No way that worked. So I snapped back. “*address* and said see you soon”.

Honestly I didn’t think she would show… but, to my surprise not 30 minutes later I got another snap saying “I’m here”… I walked out and there was a her car. She got out and damn… Fuck her pictures were great, but again, I was astonished by how fucking beautiful she was. She was wearing grey sweat pants, a tank top that didn’t go past her mid-drift and her abs were showing. I was blown away to be honest. I smiled and invited her in.

Once inside I offered her a beer but she declined. We instead took a seat and we talked for ahwile. She was honestly really nice to talk to. Super intelligent. Funny. It was a nice conversation when she started to relax. I could feel the tension in the room lift and I started to make moves. Brushing her thigh with my hand, leaning over. She was receptive… So I went for it. I leaned in to kiss her. She kissed me back and damn.. Her lips were perfect… Her perfume smelled great and shit I was turned on… I started to kiss her neck and she moaned… Her legs opening up almost instinctually. She breathed heavily as my tongue traced the veins in her neck… She bit her lower lip and boy I was done… I grabbed her hand and led her to the bed room…

She stopped me though halfway saying “Don’t judge me, I haven’t done anything like this before, I never do this”… I shrugged and continued to the bedroom. This is where I call bullshit… because this girl… Immediately fell to her knees. Almost magically undid my belt and slipped my pants off in one fell swoop. I was honestly astonished… She traced my now throbbing cock with her fingers as it grew… I’m a grower not a shower.?‍♂️… She slipped off my boxers her eyes lit up. She wanted my cock so badly and I leaned back on the bed. She grabbed it with two hands and just played with it for awhile… Honeslty I was pretty confused because she just flapped it around and massaged my balls for like 10 minutes. In fact I almost lost my hard on. But she eventually started to lick the shaft, I was immediately hard again and I moaned which seemed to turn her on. She started very slowly to suck the tip… She knew exactly what she was doing…. I was in heaven… She sucked my cock like it was the only thing in the world she wanted. Soon I was throat deep, the gags had me crippled. I wanted to lay there forever listening to her worship my cock like it was Sunday morning… She licked and sucked on my balls her tongue flicking and rolling them in her mouth… Then it happened.. She worked her way to my ass…. I have never had a rim job but holy fuck… Her tongue entered my ass and it was euphoric. She licked and prodded with her tongue.. It was incredible. She leaned up and asked “Do you like that?” I nodded but my moans made it clear she had some serious tongue game… She pulled back her hair in a pony tail and worked on my cock some more. I layed there almost in a daze before I knew exactly what I wanted. I stopped her and stood up… I’m 6’4, she was maybe 5’3 at best. I removed her shirt and she quickly dropped her shorts and lacey panties.. I could see they were soaked.

I layed her down on the bed and began to kiss her neck again. She arched her back, and moaned slightly. I worked my way around with kisses. My hands exploring her curves. Fuck her body was perfect, tanned and I wanted to feel EVERY inch…. I worked my way to her breasts. Her nipples hardened on my tongue and she shivered and moaned again I sucked and licked and massaged her breasts with my hands and tongue. It was incredible. I worked my way down her abs kissing each one individually. Which she smirked at as her hands ran through my hair. I got to her pelvic bone and traced her thighs with my fingers… I could feel the heat coming off her pretty pussy. It was almost too pretty.. Like a brand new car. I started to tease her clit with my tongue and she smiled and her eyes rolled back. She relaxed as I started to massage her clit… I was determined to spell the whole God damned dictionary on her clit with my tongue as I worked it my finger tracing her pussy lips.. She begged me to finger her but I am a bit of tease…. Eventually I did and she started to moan louder. It was a primal moan. Something I’ve never experienced before. It was so fucking hot.

I then decided to repay the favor earlier as my tongue worked its way down to her perfect little asshole. I licked around and giving her the best rim job I could possibly muster at that time. I’ve never seen a girl bite her lip so hard during sex. I could tell she was feeling it. My cock was almost busting out of the skin at this point. Throbbing harder than I’ve ever felt…. I leaned up and pushed my hips forward. Missionary really is my go to. I like to start slow because I don’t want to be a one pump chump. She was hot enough that if I started fast I would explode super quick… I prodded her pussy with my cock teasing her…. She grab my hips and commanded me to enter her… I obliged and slowly inch by inch filled that perfect little pussy up. She bit her lip and my hand instinctually went to her throat. Im a bit of dom. Her eyes rolled back again as I my thrusts started to get faster.. Her moans syncing up with each and every thrust. It was euphoric. I was in heaven. Pun intended…

After several minutes of fucking this gorgeous girl… I whispered in her ear. “Do you like it from behind” she smiled and rolled over.. Bending her back like I’ve never seen.. My cock like a pussy seeking missile found that sweet cunt as I grabbed her hips and rolled into it. Doggy is one of the few positions I can go pretty fast in and not cum. So I accelerated my thrusts. Each time bottoming her out. Her moans turned into screams as she gripped the sheets. I grab her ponytail and pulled. Her face changed and she immediately came as hard as I have ever seen a girl cum before… She was shaking…and she pulled away.. I thought I did something wrong but she quickly turned around and grabbed my shoulders. She asked me it I finished yet and I shook my head no. She pushed me back on the bed and straddled me. My cock finding her pussy once again… She rode me awhile and I started to increase my thrusts. I grabbed her ass and I could feel me getting close… I knew I was about to pop and pulled out…

Boom

Rope after rope after rope of hot sticky white cum covered her ass and back as she leaned down on my chest. She kissed my pec and then kissed my lips… I rolled her over and grabbed a towel. She cleaned up. We said our goodbyes and there walked out one of the best hookups I ever had.

We chilled several more times over the coming months and everytime it was pretty awesome.

I hope you all enjoyed!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ib3ynz/i_26_matched_with_somone_f20_on_tinder_whose_bio

29 comments

  1. Yea dude the Jesus girls are always whores. Have you ever experienced the ones who are saving themselves for marriage but are perfectly down to take it in the ass like it’s nothing?

    I don’t take a single thing women on Tinder say in their bio seriously. The only times I haven’t exclusively slept with a girl I’ve met on there is when I decide that I have no interest in them…. and usually alcohol cures that.

  2. So did your ever resolve that contradiction? Was she making this all up to turn away guys she didn’t like?

  3. Well as they say: “the best way to make a hedge grow is by trimming it” lol

    The freakiest girls I’ve ever been with were raised in staunch Christian homes

  4. I related to this story so hard in so many ways hahah. We are the same age and seem to go about tinder in the exact same way, with similar results. It’s weird tbh haha

  5. She arrived wearing gray sweatpants, but then later you say she pulled her shorts off? The inconsistency killed it for me, sorry lol

  6. I think the real story here is the culture of shame that makes a girl reluctant to be openly dtf and the low key slut shaming that OP is throwing off that makes her feel like she needs to.

  7. I lived in Arkansas for about 2 years. I’ve never been anywhere that the women were so horny and fuck like rabbits. You are going to have a lot of fun.

  8. Well this was extremely hot and I’m not ashamed to admit I got off to this

    >6’4

    Jesus fucking christ how could any girl resist? I would have been riding your cock until my hips gave out.

  9. So when did you end up fucking her ass? Sounds like she would be mega into it so a follow up story or two would be awesome.

  10. love it!

    reminded me of this very good, sweet, innocent girl I dated for a while. came from a traditional hispanic family, very Catholic… but once I made her squirt for the first time, she couldn’t get enough.

    then she would go to mass every Sunday and pray for us both.

  11. Can confirm girls in Arkansas and especially south Arkansas can be lots of fun. A few years ago I had a super religious married woman drive 2+ hours to my town in the morning, rent us a room, and proceeded to drain me repeatedly until it was time to go home.

  12. Haha grew up in AR. The religious are only religious Wednesday and Sunday. ??

  13. > “Don’t judge me, I haven’t done anything like this before, I never do this”…

    if only I had a nickel for every time i hear that..

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