[MF] The tinder girl, and later her roommate.

I met a girl off tinder one night at a bar, proceeded to go extra hard, and woke up naked in her bed. I asked her when I woke up if we had sex since I’m a tool and couldn’t remember shit… she said well we tried, but you were hammered and couldn’t get hard. Then she told me I told her to suck me off to get me hard, and as she was I started snoring and was completely out.

I felt like the biggest fucking idiot on earth, and asked what part of town we were in… and if my car was still at the bar. We were far as fuck from the bar and my car was definitely still there…. I got up to dress and walk to my car and made my apologies. She told me she would take me, and that she wasn’t even mad.

When I went out to smoke, there was a girl standing in the kitchen and she gave me the most evil look one can give. I tried to be friendly and say hi but she just kept scowling so I kept moving. I was sitting smoking when she came out and asked if I was ready.

When we got in her car I asked who the mean lady was, and she told me it was her roommate… and that she was actually really nice but she had to hear us come in last night…. and that I was full retard and made a racket, and that her roommate even came up and I was completely a dick to her after trying to hit on her too.

I was mortified by all of this, but the girl and I wound up hooking up a few times after. The next time I saw her roommate was when the girl had offered me a coffee table she wanted to get rid of, and wasn’t there when I picked it up so the roommate had to let me in and show me where it was.

The roommate was super fucking hot but still hated me, and half heartedly accepted my apology I tried to give her.

About 6 months later I’m sitting there swiping on tinder, not really paying a ton of attention when I get a match and it’s a super super good looking girl.

I recognize her, but it’s stuck on the tip of my tongue… so I just decide to ask, and it’s the fucking roommate.

I’m like blown away, and mention how I thought she hated me. She says “Oh I did” and of course I’m like why the fuck you swiping me on tinder than?

Turns out that she broke up with her boyfriend, had a falling out with the other girl, and said that she wanted to for once have fun.

She then told me that I seemed like a fun guy, and that she thought I was hot… so I asked when and where, and the answers where here, and now.

Wound up at the same house once again, and slept with the roommate without falling asleep the first time! She was super fun, and didn’t want anything romantic or serious with me. Went on for a few months here and there but eventually we just kinda mutually ghosted.

Tinder is fucking wild.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/iamfcu/mf_the_tinder_girl_and_later_her_roommate