**Fiction**
(Tried to write this as a conedy sex story while keeping ut hot. Hopefully i succeded in making this both funny and hot)
We met on Tinder. Both of us are nerds who love Star Wars, Marvel and Video games. Our first date was actually online over a game of Call of Dudy since we were in lockdown but we had planned to meet up once lockdown ended. Luckily enough lockdown ended soon after and we went on our first official date in person to a restaraunt in the city.
This is how the night went.
The Pickup
I picked her up at her house in my 2010 Volswagon Golf. She hopped in my car and we introduced ourselves properly. “It’s nice to finally meet you in person, Noelle” I said. “It’s nice to finally meet you too, Daniel. So, where we headed”. “This really nice restaraunt in the city called Casablnca. Heard of it?” “I have actually. I heard the food there is meant to be great” she replied. “Great” and I started driving. “I hope you’re better at dates then you are at Call of Dudy” she said. “Trust me, I am” I replied and I kept driving until we reached the restaraunt.
The restaraunt
We walked up to the counter. “Have you made a reservation” the waitress asked.”Yeah, Daniel O Connor”. “Perfect, come with me”. We were seated and the waifress handed out our menus. “I’ll be back to take your orders i.n a few minutes.
“Soooo, favourite Star Wars movie?” Noelle asked. “Empire Strikes Back, yours”. “Don’t laugh, but The Last Jedi. It’s super underrated”. “I actually agree. Favourite Marvel movie, and character?” I asked. “Infinity War and Tony”. “Really? Same. I cried in Endgame” “Sammeeee,. That’s the most I’ve cried since I tried using my plastic lightsaber as a dildo”. “You’ve used your lighsaber as a dildo?” “Yes. Big mistake. Hurt like Hell”. The waitress arrived at the table. “Are you guys ready to order. “Shit” I whispered under my breath since I forgot to look at the menu. “Ummm, I’ll have the Chicken” “one chicken. And you miss?” “”Same”. “Want any drinks with that?” The waitress asked. “I’ll have a coke please I replied”. “Just a water for ne please” Noelle replied. “I’ll be out with your food and drinks soon”. “Thank you”.
“What were we talking about again?” Noelle asked. “You used your lightsaber as a dildo” “oh yeah, baaad idea”. “I can just imagaine”. After about 10 minutes of talking about Noelle’s lighsaber dildo, the waitress arrived with our food, which, I must say was delicious, and once we finished up I asked “is there anything else you’d like to do?”. “How about you ignite your lightsaber and stab me with it she said”. “I can do that” I replied so drove back to my apartment
The apartment
Once we were there, being the nerd I am, I showed her all my nerdy shit like comics, action figures all that which she was very impressed by and then I showed her my plastic Darth Vadar lighsaber and jokingly stabbed her with it. “That’s not what I meant when I suggested you ignite your lighsaber and stab me with it she said”. “I know” I replied. “Lets do this for real”.
We went to my bedroom and we both stripped, well, she stripped first. She was slim with medium sized boobs, pink nipples and a shaved pussy. “Your turn” she said, so I stripped next. She looked down. “You can’t stab me with a flaccid lightsaber” she said. “You wanna help me ignite it” i replied. “Sure”.
She moved close to me. Our bodies touched. I coukd feel the warmth of her body. We started making out and she slowly stroked my dick. Her lips were soft and tasted like her cherry chapstick and her hand was warm.. Lets just say, it didn’t take long before my dick went from flaccid to a full on hard on. She moved away. “Now that’s better” she said. She pushed me onto the bed, jamp over me and started making out with me again.
We made out for about…5 minutes until she said “now lets see if your lightsaber was better than mine”. I grabbed a condom out of my bedside locker, tore upen the packaging and put it on. She looked at the condom. “I like the colour” she said. “Red, like Darth Vadar’s lightsaber replied”. “I guess I’m Luke then” “If that’s what you want”. “I’m guessing you killed my Daddy” she asked “No” I replied “I am your Daddy”. We both laughed. “So, Daddy, are you gonna stab me with that lightsaber” she asked. “Sure thing” I replied and we changed positions. She laid on her back on the bed with a pillow under her ass to elevate her pussy and I moved over and slowly slid my dick into her pussy. She let out a soft moan. “Better than your lighsaber?” I asked “Eh” she replied.
I slowly started moving my dick in and out pussy before entering lightspeed and punding her pussy. She was moaning loudly, the bed was rocking and I, and from the looks of it, her also, was loving every minute of it. After about 5 minutes we changed positions. This time she was on top. She started riding my dick while I played with her boobs and caressed her body. At this moment I realised I may be in live with this girl. She’s funny, nerdy, has an amazing personality and gorgeous body.
She rode my for about 10 minutes until I came. “That was amazing” I said. “”Eh” she replied. “I prefer my own lightsaber haha” we both laughed. “Sorry I wasn’t able to make you cum” I said, since she never did have an orgasm. “It’s okay she replied. Maybe you will in round two”. “You want to go again?” I asked. “I do, but do you?” she replied. “O course” I said and we went for round two.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/i4go7y/a_nerdy_date_to_remember