[MF] Her (24F) Tinder profile said “no hookups.” An hour later I was fingering her under the bar (PART 1)

***Preface:*** *This happened awhile back, in my early twenties. With coronavirus and quarantine going on, I thought it might be fun to relive and share some memories with you all from over the years. Names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent. Let me know if you enjoy this, I love hearing feedback. Enjoy! And feel free to skip to the *** if you just want to skip to the sexy time without all the backdrop.*

Years ago, I was living in Southern California where I had landed my first job out of college. I didn’t make a lot, but I was young and wasn’t entirely sure what I wanted to go in life, so I didn’t mind. I spent the weekends hanging out with my buddies, playing video games, working out, going out, dating around… you get the idea. I didn’t have an amazing online dating game (it’s a little better now), but every once in awhile I’d meet someone—sometimes hitting it off, but more often than not, it’d go nowhere, and so I was single for a good stretch. Like a lot of people, dating as an adult in my early twenties was a bit awkward, fun as it was. But I digress.

This is the story of what is probably my most memorable “date” from that time. I was actually in-between jobs at this point, and was doing some part-time work to make ends meet while I tried to decide whether I wanted to move out of LA or not. Looking back, I had already mentally moved on, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that gave me a bit of extra confidence / recklessness that led to this encounter.

One Thursday afternoon, I was aimlessly swiping on Tinder, when I matched with Kai, a cute Asian girl around my age (24). Her profile clearly stated, “No hookups or ONS” but I thought, whatever, I’ll hit her up anyways, she’s cute. She responded almost immediately, which was both rare, and a good sign. We hit it off and started texting with each other.

Turns out she was actually from Singapore and in town on a business trip. She was just looking for friends to hang out with and/or show her around. I told her I’m down for that, as I honestly didn’t have anything else going on at that point. We made plans to grab drinks that night after she was done with her work orientation. I didn’t expect much, but figured it was a small win that a cute girl from out of town wanted to go on a date with an unemployed guy and I’ll take what I can get.

Kai didn’t end up finishing her orientation until fairly late, but texted me that she was free and asked if her could come pick her up at the hotel. So I hopped in my old, beat up Camry and headed over to the Marriott where she was staying. I let her know when I got there and said I would wait for her in the lobby.

I was chilling on one of the couches when I heard a voice say my name from behind. I looked up and was pleasantly surprised to see Kai was even cuter in-person than her photos. She was a long-haired Chinese girl with a 5’6″ slim figure and a slender face. And just enough curves in all the right places, flattered by a form-fitting skirt that hugged her ass, and a tight blouse. I never ended up asking, but I’m pretty sure they were C cups…

I got up and introduced myself, she seemed happy enough to see me, apologized that it was so late and asked if I had anything in mind. I told her no problem, there weren’t a lot of places open, but there was one bar nearby, maybe we could just grab a drink and hang out for a bit. She said she was down and so we hopped in my car and made the short drive over.

The restaurant/bar was actually fairly empty and we had no problem getting a booth right away. Protip: getting a [circular booth](https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/5xjwiKvlEpH-QWQN4bdXoA/o.jpg) is an amazing way to get close/cozy with your date after a few drinks. It also didn’t hurt that it was very dark inside the restaurant.

I got an old-fashioned (as always) and Kai ordered a gin and tonic as we chatted through the typical “getting to know each other” script: where we grew up, what we did for work, how her business trip was going… but once the drinks arrived and the alcohol kicked in, the conversation quickly turned more flirting. I got bolder with each sip of liquid confidence, and Kai more giggly and touchy feel-y.

Soon we were chatting about previous relationships, what kind of qualities we were attracted to, what our turn-ons were… (another protip: if a girl’s profile says no hookups but she starts telling you about what turns her on, she definitely wants some action).

**** things start getting steamy around here ****

Before we knew it, we were two drinks in, laughing and had scooted all the way in so that we were practically right next to each other inside the booth. At this point, we weren’t even being subtle any more about where this was going. Kai’s hands were wrapped around my biceps, complimenting my physique and telling me how much she appreciated a guy who worked out… while my hand rested on her leg, absent-mindedly stroking the inside of her thigh while I sipped on my drink and teased her about how boldly she was feeling up my torso.

She replied that I shouldn’t be one to talk, as my hand had been inching up her thigh for the past 10 minutes, to which I said, “You don’t seem to mind so much.” She give a shy, naughty smile and replied “…maybe not.” and spread her legs just a little wider for me.

Obviously, I took this as an invitation to be even bolder and slid my hand all the way up her leg, until I was caressing the inside of her upper thigh. I could hear her breaths get shorter as she struggled to keep a straight face on while sipping her drink. I smiled and asked her “What’s wrong?” as I took another sip of my drink. She shot me a glare, and didn’t say anything. But she didn’t stop me either.

I downed the rest of my drink and looked around. The restaurant was pretty cleared out at this point and the lights were dim, so I decided to go for it—I slid my hand all the way up her skirt and started to rub her clit through her panties, which were already a little damp.

Kai let out a soft moan, then quickly clamped her hand over her mouth as she tried to suppress the involuntary noise coming from her lips. She nervously glanced around as she whispered, “Stop… what are you doing?” I grinned and teased her for getting so wet so quickly and she gave me a pained, embarrassed look as she squirmed in her seat. I told her how naughty she was and how much she was clearly enjoying this, to which I got a sharp slap on the arm and something to the effect of “Oh my god, you are so bad… we’re gonna get caught!”

“I’m bad? You’re the one that’s soaking wet…” I teased back, as I slipped my fingers into her panties and starting fingering her tight, wet slit. By now, her panties were more than soaked through. “You’re loving this aren’t you?”

She let out a few more low moans and shivered as she clung onto my arm. I slowly alternated between toying with her clit and sliding the tip of my finger in and out of her pussy and could feel her throbbing against my fingers.

After about a minute of this though, Kai sort of “came to” and realized we were still in the middle of a (albeit dimly lit) restaurant. She clamped her legs shut and pushed my hand away to catch her breath. But that wasn’t the end of the night, not by a long shot. “Do you want to go back to my hotel?”

I grinned and flagged down the waiter for the check.

*Ok, this ended up being way longer than I thought it was going to be, and I think this is a good stopping point, so I’ll pause here for now. Let me know if you guys want to hear Part 2! And feel free to leave me feedback in the comments, it’s my first time writing about my sexperiences, so hopefully you guys enjoyed it!*

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