My friends and I happen upon a flier for the local roller derby league, featuring a headlining “bout” on Saturday night with the Hell Marys battling the Honky Tonk Heartbreakers. I get beyond excited. I have a huge crush on roller derby ladies. I talk my friends into going. I can’t wait for Saturday night.
Saturday comes around and I get myself ready. I get all dressed up in a suit and tie with my finest shoes and best smelling cologne. We get there and I stick out like a porcupine in a nudist colony. But it’s all good because as I walk in, I catch the eye of the most stunning lady there. She has short hair, tattooed shoulders, and thicc thighs. She gives a half smile as she carries her gear to her team’s bench.
They begin their warm-ups and my heart is fixated on number 29, Copernicrush of the Hell Marys. As she skates, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to have her back her ass into my lap. The bout starts and “Crush” is a blocker. The whistles blow and the bout begins. Going around the second curve, her teammates yell out “Crush”!, as she knocks the hell out of the opposing team’s jammer. Through the night, she dominates and we again catch each others’ eyes as she smiles in my direction.
The Hell Marys obliterate the Honky Tonk Hearthbreakers. I can tell that “Crush” is punch-drunk happy post-bout. When they skate around to high-five all the fans, we again lock eyes as she hits my hand.
My buddies and I leave to go to the closest bar, as we hear the team say that’s where they’ll be for celebratory beers. I find a spot near the bar and order a whisky neat. About 25 minutes later, “Crush” and her team enter the bar. Everyone cheers, as they still have all of their derby clothes on with makeup and their numbers in black sharpie on their shoulders. “Crush” is very popular with everyone. They talk about the huge hits of the night and how “Crush” dominated. As she approaches the bar, she gets close to me. I’m not sure if she noticed that I’m there or even if she remembers us catching each others’ eyes through the night. To my surprise, she “accidentally” bumps into me and I spill my drink. She laughs and buys me a new one.
I become almost too nervous to not simply lavish praise on her, but I hold back and ask her what her 27/5 time was. She looks impressed and says, I killed that shit. I got 27 in 4 minutes. I open my mouth in awe. She gets two shots of liquor and hands me one. She yells, “To Derby!” and I yell “To the Hells Marys!” The night goes on and I’m crushing on “Crush.” She tells me all about the many different dramas within the team. She even shows me how she blocked so well with her ass in my lap.
She tells me I’m pretty cute with my suit and tie. She laughs at my attempts to be cool. She takes my tie and wraps it around her arm. She says, “I’m hers now” She spreads her legs at me on the stool and gives me a wink, as she pulls me into closer for a kiss. Her derby friends come up and say they’re all heading to a house party. “Crush” invites me to come along. I walk behind her and she grabs my hand.
We end up kiss walking all the way to the house party down the block. She lights a joint and we both take multiple hits, blowing the smoke in each other’s face. We go inside the house and are greeted by both teams from the bout. It’s loud with thumping music. “Crush” leads me to a closet and closes the door. I can only see her face and body through a slit of light coming through the door. She is the most beautiful woman that I have ever laid my eyes on. We continue to kiss hardcore. I drag my fingers against her back and down to her ass. I grab her ass and pull her into me. She turns around, bends over, and rubs my cock. My cock becomes hard instantly. She pulls my hands to her tits and I grab them, as I kiss her neck. She then grabs my right hand and pulls it down between her legs. She whispers in my ear, “I’m so wet.”, and she pulls my hand to her crotch. I begin to rub her clit and feel my fingers inside her wet vagina. She then removes my pants and goes down on me. It is the most amazing blow job that I have ever felt. She comes up and continues to kiss me. There’s a shelf in the closet that I put her on and she spreads her legs. She grabs my cock and begins to rub it on her clit. My cock is pulsating and wants to be her in wet pussy so bad. She smiles and says not yet. I then go down on her and she wraps her thicc thighs around my neck. I start slow and then build up speed. She pushes my head hard into her crotch and I taste her sweet juices. She says that she is close to cumming, but she wants me inside her when she does. She pulls me back up and pushes my cock inside her wet, warm, tight pussy. We begin fucking hard. Her body clenches and her whole body begins to shake. I can’t help but cum inside her. Her body and mine become one. We continue to kiss and kiss. It is the most amazing feeling. I don’t want to pull my cock out and she doesn’t want me to pull my cock out either. We both can’t believe how amazing that moment had been.
We both want seconds, but we also need to both get some sleep.
We exchange phone numbers and she texts me in the night, “I enjoyed our time together, maybe next time you can “Crush” me from behind…”
I send a wink, heart, and kiss emoji. She does the same.
Where does it go from here? I want to hear your thoughts from “Crush”‘s point of view. Do we end up fucking on the roller rink? Do we use the skates next time? Give me your thoughts. I’d love to hear!
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/hz8xjn/bad_ass_tattooed_thicc_roller_derby_chick