Part of my job involves closing and landing business deals. Some deals are straight forward, some are drawn out, with some schmoozing and wining and dining. I like the challenge, and the sales rush and all.
A while ago, I had this major prospect in the pipeline. Would have been a huge deal for me, if I closed this. The point person I’m working with, he’s a nice guy and all, but he’s this big shit and knows it. Which makes it even worse. But it’s part of the business. Anyways, we’re going through the pitch, and our numbers/proposals are very competitive to everybody else. Honestly, a coin flip either way. But he’s not budging, he likes being courted and sold, so he gets all the attention.
One day I happen to follow him on Instagram. And I notice that he’s creeping on all these hot instagram models. Commenting, messaging them. He has no online game at all, but you can tell that all he does is follow and creep these models. Then I notice one that he’s fond of, a model that I previously hired for my own fun. Lisa is this blonde bombshell. Girl next door with huge fake tits and an outgoing attitude to go along with it. Boom, that’s my in.
So I’m with the client, and we’re out having fun. There’s a huge dent in my expense account for this guy, but it’ll be worth it. I’m out entertaining him, drinks, gambling, the club, all that stuff. About halfway through the night, I ask Lisa to meet us. Now we’re at the club, just chilling, talking shop, having fun. And in comes this Instagram hot model, in the tightest, skimpiest dress you can imagine. I introduced Lisa to the client, saying that she’s a “good friend” and asked for her to chill and hang. Man, you should have seen the client’s face and reaction when she came strutting in. His attitude just lights up, he’s obviously really into Lisa.
Lisa plays it cool, she’s here to see me and hang out with me. But she knows what she’s doing. Beforehand, I gave her a heads up on who this guy is and how she can help. She’s totally down to help, in her own special way. Total wingman, she knows how to work and flirt with him, of course. Towards the end of the night, we all head back to the client’s hotel suite. Just for some drinks, blaze up and hang. That’s when Lisa makes her move, on me… As I’m sitting there, she comes over to me and starts giving me a lap dance. Fucking hell, I just wanted to fuck her silly right then, but it would defeat the purpose. But she knows what she’s doing, teasing the client as she’s grinding all over me. Client is just sitting there, the huge grin on his face.
After only a few minutes, that’s when I make my closing pitch. I stand up, and with Lisa by my side, I ask the client for the business. No more spreadsheets, or proposals. He has all he needs to make the executive decision. And she’s standing right there, in front of him. As I talking with him, I go to Lisa, and unzip her dress, revealing her tight ass body and huge tits. “And here’s your signing bonus”. (I wish I said that, that would have been gangster). But Lisa just smiled and nodded to me, anything she can do to help close the deal, she’s there to close business with me.
Well it took about 2 seconds for the client to agree. I had him send an email to the team, indicating his approval to move forward with the deal. And after that was sent, I encouraged Lisa to do her thing, and I just left the hotel suite.
The next day, I’m obviously the hero at work. Again, huge deal closed. I synced up with Lisa afterwards, and she pretty much fucked him until the morning. Everybody is safe, she’s felt comfortable with it all – again I told her my plans beforehand. But everything is all good. A few days later, I’m back in the office, finalizing everything with the client. And all he can talk about is closing more business, and partying again.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/hrojzt/i_hired_an_instagram_escort_to_help_close_a
So what was your kick-back to her for closing the deal? 5 points?
Did you ever stop and think what Karl Marx would make of stories like this? Two “business deal” dudes getting paid to eat, drink, dance, and apparently fuck on the company account for the principle reason to assert dominance over each other like some sort of feudal lords feasting and jousting?
Ever stop to think all this money they are spending was created by the labor of workers who will never even afford one bottle of whatever they’re selling at the club?
I expect to be downvoted for this boner killing comment but I had a pretty good meme post yesterday so it will ballance out.
Nice. Is she a fitness model or just an Instagram model?
Hot stuff, makes me wish I had a sales personality. Also: I just took an ethics/anti corruption course at work, and the extent to which this flies in the face of the rules at my company makes it feel even hotter.
You hang on to assets like that.
Can we have her ig man?
Where do u find insta escorts?
“I wish I said that, that would have been gangster” lmaoooooo respect for the honesty
I want you to start teaching all the sales people in tech to do this. Thanks!
This is the saddest gonewildstory I’ve ever read. What a disgusting little slice of capitalism.
You’re as big a creep as the guy you tried to close. I hope “Lisa” got more than 15% of this vomit inducing deal, sex with losers not included.
So, how do you identify these instagram escorts and how do you book them? Asking for research purposes. ??
OMG! Best deal closer ever!! How much did it cost for Lisa? Regular fee or was there a bonus?
I work with a guy who spent about three years trying to land a very large multi thousand dollar business deal with a guy in Florida who was a huge Dan Marino fan. Very polite but he was putting my sales dude off for about three years. Then one day the sales guy sees a Dan Marino autographed, maybe game worn jersey on eBay for $900, so he buys it, frames it, ships it to the client with a note.
Closed the deal with with a several thousand dollar profit – everybody wins. Do what you gotta do.
He’s the top guy in our company. Dropping $900+ to land a deal is just an expense for him.
In Asia it’s a bad Oman to pay for someone sex, it mean you’re paying for them to fuck you.. ?
what type of sales do you do?
Dude, about 4 months ago I’ve read a eerily similar story in which the woman trying to close a deal with a man could not because the dude wanted to smash. She then said next time she might do it herself or find someone willing.