Bartering a Blowjob for Tile Work in my Bathroom… [FM]

Hi y’all,

A quick story that happened today that I wanted to share. As you may be aware I’m back up in Kirkland, WA working on renovating a bathroom and some other projects for a rental home we have here. I was proud of myself to have completed a number of the tasks in the bathroom project but got to a point with the tiling that I needed some help. Parts of the walls were uneven and I worried I’d screw it all up if I tried to tile myself. So I put I reached out to a couple contacts I had here but also decided to ask out on my social channels, to include FetLife and Adult Friendfinder to see if anybody was interested in some bartering.

I personally thought the barter idea was more of a joke and would gladly pay a contractor to help but I was surprised at the number of offers I received to truly barter for the job. The most straight forward offer was 4 hrs of skilled labor for a blowjob and to cum on my face. Wow that seemed like a good deal right? He also told me he was a tile guy for a cabinet maker and worked putting in tile all day long. This would be a nice break as he didn’t get his cock sucked very often. I appreciated his honestly.

So this morning at 8AM Mark the tile guy pulled up in my drive-way in his white work van. Let’s say Mark wasn’t the picture of fitness. He was prob 80lbs overweight and fairly short. I’m 5’10” and I know I had a few inches on him. He looked my age, in his 40s, but was sporting a really great smile. I welcomed Mark into my house and showed him the bathroom and project ahead. He felt it was an easy project and was happy to help.

“So should we get started?” Mark asked?

“Sure, were the terms we arranged still good for you?” I asked?

“Fuck yeah, I’m all for you sucking my dick, you’re better looking than I expected!”

I told Mark I was flattered he felt that way. I’d sent the boys to their friend’s house for the day so I was free to suck some cock. He groaned when I unzipped him and took out his dick.

“Damn!” I thought, when I took it in my hand. It wasn’t the most impressive one I’d seen, but it sure was thick and it was growing…quickly. I licked the tip while I held his balls in my hand. He was nearly fully erect by then. I’d say a solid 5 inches but thick like a cucumber. I love a good, hard, big cock for sure, but when sucking it may actually be easier to blow a shorter one. I was able to try out my deep throat skills. I slid my tongue up his imposing shaft. I could taste the sweat, the manly musk on him. I don’t think he’d showered. It’s like a natural pheromone for me. I get turned on something fierce by the taste and smell of cock. I just love it.

“God,” he panted, “what made you want to do this?” he asked, eyes closed and focused as I took his head in my mouth.

“I love sucking guys cocks, I think I’m pretty good at it, and it seemed like a wild way to get my bathroom tiled”, I said to Mark taking turns sucking and speaking.

“Mmm, I’m so okay with this arrangment,” he laughed nervously as I went to work on his beautiful dick. “Can I ….at least see some of what you’ve got up there,” he groaned, motioning at my top. So I pulled the yoga top up, exposing my tits to him.

“Dayummmm,” he moaned as they were revealed to him. He ogled them for a while, Reaching down, he grabbed my nipples. Literally like a clamp, he pinched them and didn’t let go. I looked up and he tilted his head back, leaned against the wall and focused on the pleasure. I was in a zone. This is what I missed as an Uber driver. This is what I wanted, and needed. I was blowing a guy who I barely knew, with my titties out. I was practically gushing.

I decided to see how much of Mark’s fat cock into my mouth and throat. I lower my face quite a bit to get his tip in my mouth before regaining my posture and sucking him deeper. He groaned in approval and that only encouraged me to go farther. I felt the tip of his cock hit the back of my throat and my gag reflex kicked in.

I pulled my head back and blinked away the tears that formed at my eyes as I looked up at Mark for approval. I then slowly pushed him back down my throat. His dick brushed against that sensitive part of my throat again, and I felt my neck muscles clench around his shaft as they tried to expel him out. He moaned as I gagged. I pulled my head up so that only his tip was in my mouth and sucked on it while I caught my breath.

His hands were now weaved through my blonde hair but didn’t apply any pressure on the back of my head. “I like your hair,” he whispered.

“Fankoo,” I mumbled around his swollen cock head.

I relaxed my throat and slowly sucked him into my mouth again. He was firming up and almost to the point where I knew I wouldn’t be able to fit him anymore, so I wanted to make it count. I pushed my face down his throbbing shaft, wiggling my tongue under the belly of his cock as I did. One of his hands thumped on the wall as he was obviously loving this.

I felt him brush against my gag reflex once more and I held it there. My throat wanted to react, but I waited. Slowly, patiently, I pushed him past that barrier in my throat that was trying to keep him from going any deeper. I felt my neck swell as he gradually slid deeper down. I climbed my face down his shaft with my lips like I was slurping spaghetti until my nose touched his pelvis and his heavy musky balls rested on my chin and the slowly pulled out. My god I still had it lol.

I suckled the head lovingly and circled my tongue around it, eventually vacuuming it with loud, “pops” each time I’d pull off of it. It was driving him mad. We were both in a fever and unfortunately for both of us, he eventually couldn’t stand it. He held the back of my head, though gently, as he blasted stream after stream onto my face and portions in my mouth. I kept up the pace of pumping his thick cock while he filled my face and mouth with that sweetness.

“Wow you like that don’t you!!” Mark grunted.

“Yes, I love the taste. I know most women think it’s gross. I think it’s the tastiest thing in the world. I’d rather have that taste on my lips than bacon.”

I continued to pump his cock, all the while telling me how great I was, how wonderful it felt. I smiled and did one last “pop” off of his glorious cock. I looked up and licked my lips to get the last of the cum while he watched in amazement. I even scraped a load of cum off my cheek and into my mouth savoring the flavor. He did have some tasty cum!

“Thanks!” I giggled. “Was that a good start?” I adjusted my top and stood up giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“Is there anything I can do before you get started?” I asked.

“Wow no that was amazing! I’ll get started right away.” Mark replied

And he’s been at it ever since. I suspect at noon he’s going to want another payment of some sort. He keeps smiling at me like the Cheshire Cat.

I’ll let you know how the day goes.

Kisses, jen

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/hpdwoq/bartering_a_blowjob_for_tile_work_in_my_bathroom

24 comments

  1. Super hot experience! RandomActsofBlowjob meets home improvement.. might be something there. Mark sounds like a good dude too just happy to receive honest “pay” for honest work.

  2. Can’t wait to hear part two. By your twitter page it looks like it was a great time.

  3. “Fankoo,” I mumbled around his swollen cock head.
    Made me giggle

  4. You are so wild (I swear I’m not judging) I love reading your stories. Enjoy life young lady.

  5. I’ll be in Kirkland starting Monday. Need any computer repair? or anything else? I’d love to stop by…. ;)

  6. Jen that is so hot do you ever get yourself turned on telling your stories? ???

  7. This is what I’m aiming for, I’m a handyman and have put this type of fantasy up on CNC with a twist but glad to hear it’s not just a porn title. Congratulations on getting the job done. Lol

  8. Jen barter is cheaper than cash and some labor is way cheaper then most whores charge for a servicing like you gave him. I’m upset I can’t get to enjoy your services!

  9. A BJ is not worth 4 hours of skilled labor no matter how good it is. That’s the equivalent of an hour or more with a good escort.

  10. Fuck. I’m down in Tacoma, but I need to hit up Kirkland. All I have to offer is my dick and tongue. Definitely need to figure out where this AirBNB is.

  11. ​

    hot stories and I love the way you write them up. thanks for sharing.

  12. Good stuff jen love the stories I need to get your mouth on this wolverine

  13. I’m about 10 min north, if you need to barter for anything else, just say the word

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