For most people, it was a cold winters night. However, this was not the case for Jimmy, for he was resting in his Ergoline Avantgarde 600 Series Sunbed, bathing in 5 kilowatts of simulated sunshine. In his deep meditation when suddenly, he sensed a presence nearby. He felt the hand touch his crotch, not the hand of his bint wife Mel, but of a lady whose handmeat had not yet been sagged by gravity or the cruel sands of time. The hand moved down his warm, moist crotch and slapped his balls around a bit. There was something sexual about not being able to see through his flexible UV eye protection goggles. However, after that time he got pissed on in Moscow, he decided it is better to see and make sure it was not one of them Russian slags. He removed his flexible UV eye protection goggles and was shocked to see it was Cheryl, his daughter. “She turned the weans against us” Jimmy thought of his wife. This made his chunk of cockgoblin rise in a way it had never done before… “Why are you doing this?” whimpered Jimmy. “Around this time of month, I just need a mutton dagger to stab my tuna tank.” She replied.
Suddenly, she put her lips around his manflesh. “Oh, daddy Jim, your throbbing cockmeat tastes of coconut” gagged Cheryl. “oh, oh my… it’s… my Australian gold dark tanning oil intensifier” gasped Jimmy, “it’s available from all good retailers” he added, his veiny balls tensing up. Nothing made him harder than the free market ideals of late stage capitalism. The tension of his balls moved up into his bunion shaped bellhead, creating a zero-energy vacuum and making Cheryl regurgitate. His coconut glistening Japanese turtlehead hitting her uvula made him want the full thing. “This is one feisty stinkhorn” Cheryl barked.
To try and tame the stinkhorn, Cheryl rammed one of her fingers up Jimmy’s ass. “Dios mio” Jimmy cried, he liked to speak in Spanish during acts of depravity as it reminded him of all the Mexicans. “The tanning oil is a pretty good lube” Cheryl blurted, still with the chub in her mouth. Taking the lube into consideration, Cheryl decided to get her whole hand up inside of his arse. After 70 years on this planet, the skin was not as tight as it used to be, she could go elbow deep with ease. “Squeeze my prostate, por favor” Jimmy exclaimed. Cheryl grabbed what should have been a walnut sized prostate, but it was more the size of a small cantaloupe. “I’d get that checked out soon Jimmy” Cheryl said while gargling on his ramrod. “Shut the fuck up and slap my gland you bitch, don’t make me tan you and put you in a border camp” Jimmy moaned. Cheryl loved the dirty talk. “I will slap it hard, but then you must do something for me.”
Swinging open the Ergoline Avantgarde 600 Series Sunbed, Cheryl picked up Jimmy and threw him onto his bed. She then thumbed his old blind bob into her beef flume and rode him. “Spray your man porridge inside of me” she screamed. Like an ancient geyser, Jimm erupted into her. “Look at how much you have filled me with” Cheryl gasped as she jerks her body off of his piece of pork. Jimmy looks to see a mixture of blood and cum, with a heavy slap it hits his stomach. He now realised what she meant by ‘this time of month’…
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/gyxjqg/jimmys_fateful_night