SELECT distinct pleasure,
licking,
touching,
stroking
FROM woman
WHERE
she is loving, and
she is excited, and
she is all you want
ASCENDING
into bliss
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/gydvwg/sexql_for_those_who_write_code_and_you_know_who
SQL porn! lol
This is pure genius.
Some refinements:
SELECT
*
FROM
woman AS gf,
man AS me
— assuming heterosexual sex, edit as needed
WHERE
gf.loves = me.id
AND me.loves = gf.id
AND gf.kissing = me.lips
AND me.caressing = gf.breasts
AND gf.stroking = me.cock
AND me.inside = gf.id
AND gf.orgasm = TRUE
AND me.orgasm = TRUE
ORDER BY
gf.pleasure asc,
me.pleasure asc;
Had a blast with my partner on this- thanks for sharing!