It’s almost not even funny the amount of times I’ve had cum in my eye, it’s not the worst thing in the world but I swear you’re pulling stringy bits of cum out your eye for at least 12 hours afterwards. But, they’re happy so you’re happy right? WRONG. I live by this rule (with one person being an exception); don’t put their genitals in your mouth if they won’t do the same for you.
I understand the whole thrill for men cumming on a woman’s face, it’s almost territorial, very caveman-esque but it’s just so messy. And how do you know when they’re done?! I like the guys that moan because it gives you a clear indication as to when it’s safe to open your eyes or start to swallow, but the guys that don’t it’s so unclear as to when the danger zone becomes the safe zone. So you’re on the floor mouth open (because of the rule, he munched you out so it’s only fair) and it is happening, there’s cum all over your face, except in your eyes, what a result. It’s stopped. You open your eyes. POW. One last, sad, leftover bit of cum at the end straight in your eye. FANTASTIC. And the worst part is, they laugh. At least if it’s in your mouth, you can swallow it quickly and then chug some water like your Chef Ramsay rinsing your palate.
Anyways. Story time.
Today I’m at at my dates house. We’re in bed. I’m naked, he’s naked. Genitals have been in places. Everyone is having a great time. It starts to come to the finish, I’m giving him a hand job and a cheeky ball rub. He’s laid down loving life right now and I know him well so I know when he’s about to cum. He starts making that face and making that noise. It’s quite a bit more aggressive than usual. I’m concerned. It all happened in slow motion and it was so wonderful I couldn’t have written a more perfect story if I tried. Just at the right moment, he lifted his head up, assumingly to look at my radiant beauty and POW. The first squirt of semen shot through the air, past his belly button, past his nipples, past his neck, oh god, past his chin, INTO HIS OPEN MOUTH AND IN HIS FUCKING EYE. WOMEN OF THE WORLD STOOD UP EVERYWHERE AND APPLAUDED AND RAN IN FROM THE STREET CHEERING AND HIGH FIVING ME. But honestly before he’d even finished I was screaming with laughter, still jacking him off, tears streaming down my face, might have even pissed from laughing a little too hard.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/gr8z54/fm_cum_in_my_eyes
I thoroughly enjoy your hilarity at this. Great stuff!
Lol, btw I loved looking through your pics ?
>And the worst part is, they laugh
Never laughed out loud but I have found it funny when the woman is visibly upset at me cumming on her face
I would actually use you as a cum dumpster. At least 3 times a day
Poor girl! Some boys are just disgusting! Self pleasure comes first for them and not pleasing the girl and treating her right
For this he will put it in your virgin ass, WITHOUT WARNING.
That’s the payback you’ll get