I [M] ended up fucking my new roommate [F] after hanging out at the Strip Club. And Damn did I regret it.

I used to live in a five bedroom apartment in a big city. We had a rotating company of roommates, many who I found through Facebook connections and your occasional Craigslist hit. It was co-ed but everyone range between 23-33. It was a diverse group of people and while it may seem crowded, we actually all barely saw each other half worked in the service industry, while the other half worked on their residency in the nearby hospital. We were all friendly but there was an unspoken rule of “try not to fuck your roommate, physically, financially, emotionally etc.” I was the only one on the lease so everyone pretty much paid me so I was responsible for also vetting prospects. A roommate was leaving to work in a lab two hours away so I had to fill the spot. There were some great prospects but I posted a search on FB and someone had recommended a friend of a friend named Sarah. Coincidently, I’d work on a project in which Sarah was assistant number two to the principle talent and we had some brief interactions. She’s the quintessential “Chill girl” her hobbies included smoking weed, knitting and listening to music. Physically, I’d say she’s 5’6 tan skin, small b cup breasts and a gorgeous robust bootie. Her celebrity doppleganer would most aptly be 75% Aubrey Plaza.

After some lengthy interviews my initial instinct was that Sarah wouldn’t actually be quite the right fit for the place. She maybe partied a bit too much, her job sitch was gig to gig with the nature of her industry and she kinda rambled a bit and was very eager to please. Another red flag was that I had heard from another friend that she had ended an engagement a few months back and was maybe dealing with it with unhealthy way. ( It def wasn’t my place to judge but these are things I have to consider when picking a new roommate) She also had a reputation for being erratic and peculiar. The Vegan/Anti-Vaxxer Type who also followed up any advice with “I dunno” just so she has plausible deniability.

The other prospect was far more secure in his finances and was a pretty chill guy but after discussion with the other roommates, they made a strong argument for a M/F ratio balance. Basically they were leaning towards Sarah. So we gave her the room.

And everything was great for the first month, she got along real well. She had some weird friends who would come by sometimes but nothing that made anyone uncomfortable. She def kept an eclectic crowd.

One night we all decided to go to a local rock show that featured some bands one of the roommates knew, it just so happened to be at a strip club. It was a fun show and everyone was blowing off steam. I def had a few drinks and the punk rock band wasn’t bad. Two of the guys and I decided to reinvest our money back into the local independent entrepreneurial economy and got our selves some lap dances. The girls were lovely and fucking fire. Tattoos, soft breasts and just a delicious good time. At the end of the dance from Destiny or whatever her name was, I couldn’t help but notice Sarah staring straight at us drinking her corona. I walked over to her and her friend. “How was it?” “Pretty good” “I could have given you a free one.” “I don’t think the bouncers would be too happy.”

She smiled, stood up and sat on my right knee. She smelled intoxicating, sweet perfume, a lil bit of stale cigarettes and beer. I was bouncing my knee and she giggled, dropped her head back to my shoulder and neck, she was definitely about to turn to say or do something when I had to address my other roommate who was giving me a red flag deadpan glare. “Whats up Nick?” “You good man?” “yea I’m good.” “We’re gonna head out back to the house.” (This was a friendly exit option) “OK, Hey I’m gonna walk back with em.” Sarah interjected “I want to stay for one more song, their set’s almost done.” “Ill walk back with her.” Nick shrugs and walks away. (in retrospect, I should have walked away with them)

As Nick leaves, Sarah shifts her ass so that my already raging boner rests neatly on her ass crack. FUCK. “Hello” She starts gyrating and I probably should have just blown a load in my pants.

The band wraps up their set and we stumble out of the club and start walking home. We’re pretty quiet for most of the walk, just small talk here about some of the people we know in common.

We were both pretty drunk by the time we ended up at the crosswalk a block from the house. I pressed the button and she stood there and shivered a little. I instinctively put my arm around her and she looked right at me. Fuck it. We straight up started making out at the intersection. We were pretty sloppy with our kissing and my long tong just invaded her mouth in which she just started sucking on like a lil dick and well OK lady lets get our asses home.

We upped our pace and got back to the apartment and sat in the living room. The lights were out and I’m assuming the other roommates went to bed. I’d like to write that we hesitated and considered the consequences of going forward and decided it was best for us to forgo our carnal desires and retreat to our rooms but instead she grabbed my dick through my pants and I went straight for her left boob as we started sucking face again. Fuck we were sloppy and gross but we just somehow shimmied into her room and she sat down on her frameless mattress. She undoes my jeans as I kick off my shoes and with my pants down to my knees she unwraps my boxer briefs to reveal my dick. all 5.5 glorious inches of it. I like to say it’s girth is a circumference of 6.5 inches, my friends used to tease me in high school and called me soda can but that’s an exaggeration. Anyhoooo She gobbles me up and her tongue dances on the head of my cock as she sucks. She works at it while I try to get her top off. She’s not wearing a bra and I grab a handful of her tits and play with her brown nipples. She eventually gets up and gives me a sloppy kiss and I taste a bit of myself. She then turns around and peels her pants and panties down to her knees and in all it’s glory is her ass and her gorgeous shaved pussy. She reaches and guides the head of my dick at her pussy and I push. She’s tight and wet but and I encounter a little resistance. I want to be gentle as I’ve been advised by previous partners to chill out in the beginning. I pull out spit on my hand and rub a bit more lubrication and she widens her stance and arches her back. I head back in and she pushes back and her pussy fucking quiffs and the vibration of it on my dick is def one of my favs. The first couple of pumps awkwardly trap some air but we get going. “Fuck taco” I grab a handful of her ass and just keep fucking. “Are you on the pill?” “No” Oh Shit. PAUSE. Do you have a condom? Sarah goes into her drawer and pulls out a fucking costco pack of trojans. Damn. Good for you girl. I wrap that shit up but was a little soft soooooooo I drop to my knees and start tongue-ing her clit while I try to jerk my self back to full mode. I flick that little bean. Up Down UP Down left right left right A B A B START baby. Then I suck on her clit, blow on it then flick and repeat. I don’t know why I do it in that sequence. I imagine Furiosa’s War Rig start sequence come to mind. She comes by the fourth sequence and my dick is back hard again

Sarah, a lil dizzy, gets on her back and I work my way back in her pussy with my suited up dick and we’re at it. We fuck for a good minute and I start thumbing her clit as she come closer to coming and another gush of lubrication just kicks off in her pussy as she almost tears my shirt. I just keep pounding at this point and pin her down and just go to town. She’s moaning and I can hear our roommate shuffling in his bed. I shush her to keep in down. She doesn’t give a flying fuck and I swear just moans louder. Her pussy squeezes my dick and im about to cum, I pull out rip the condom off and just cum all over her stomach. She and I laugh and I mention that we probably pissed off Nick. I say good night get a last kiss in and go to my room.

It gets awkward as the weeks passed. I get some subtle shit from the roommates for breaking our unspoken rule but that wasn’t really the problem. We shared a bathroom and my room had it’s own entrance and sometimes she would take a shower and just walk into my room naked. She had crazy boundary issues. I would normally say I would be down but I actually just started dating this girl I met on OK CUPID who I was really into. (She would eventually become my Wife) We would all be sitting in the living room watching a movie and Sarah would be rubbing my cock under the blanket when the girl I was dating would use the bathroom. Sarah wasn’t the jealous type but she was someone who would hold a grudge. She started fighting with the other female roommate and she was totally in the wrong and expected me to side with her which I didn’t. So Im pretty sure she spat in my milk. I eventually told her we should just be friends and stop hooking up and it was cordial at first but she eventually had sex with all the other roommates until she had to move away for personal reasons.

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