I’m a masseuse (32F) and sometimes if a hot client jokes about ‘happy endings’ I’ll give them one. [FM]

I’m a masseuse and the one thing a lot of guys have in common during a session is joking about happy endings. I’m not a dodgy Thai place that has an under the counter price list and the guys are usually saying it as an awkward joke.

But the other thing that often happens with guys is that they get a little hard during a session. You see the little tent pole under the towel. And sometimes it’s not a little tent pole lol

I’m only human. If they’re hot and cheeky and make jokes about, I’ll sometimes give them what they’re joking about.

It’s ALWAYS worth it for the look on their face when I actually slip my hand under the towel lol

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/gmma8d/im_a_masseuse_32f_and_sometimes_if_a_hot_client

72 comments

  1. How many guys do you think have had this treatment? And what she or body type do you prefer?

  2. Amazing! Do you enjoy it? (possibly not as much as they do…!) Have you had any surprises, as in not what you expected from the first impression of the guy?

  4. Ever needed two hands or not been able to get your fingers round them?

  10. Any chance i can book a massage with you after this COVID thing is over?

  11. Any hung guys that you wanted to take things further ask for more after?

  12. If the chemistry was fair would allow someone to finger you in return?

  14. That’s hot. Has any of these lucky guy scheduled another massage or it has been a first and only session ?

    I’m considering a career change probably in this business sector and now I’ll have dirty thoughts.

  15. As an older fat and bald man with many wrinkles of age, I resent that you only do this for “hot clients”.

  17. My girlfriend is an LMT and surprised me with some extra handiwork after a massage one day. It was incredibly hot and Im not ashamed to say I’m glad she’s incorporated more of them into our massage sessions

  19. Nice. I hope that this kind of work can be legalised so that women who want to perform sex work can be well paid in a safe and respectful environment.

  24. what about when they’re laying face down, isn’t that extremely uncomfortable? I always thought there were openings on the massage table just for genitals

  27. Pretty hot! Makes me need a massage even more now! Wish I knew a general vicinity of your fine establishment.

  28. There’s something rather erotic about being in that vulnerable state on a massage table. Do clients ever remove the towel themselves or ask that you remove it? I always wonder if she’s catching a peek when I flip over. Your thoughts?

  32. Those times when your gonewildstories become a nsfwiama…lol

  34. I will no doubt get downvoted for this, but I regard the fact that you have written this* as quite unfortunate. Masseuses already face a huge amount of inappropriate comments and pressure because so many people think that they are potentially sex workers. For women who often work independently, in clinics where there might not be a lot of private security available, creating that expectation in clientele leads to undesirable and even dangerous situations.

    Any masseuse who really wants to give a random hot stranger a handjob or blowjob could easily accomplish that in a way that did not involve violating the code of ethics of their profession or compromising the situation of all other masseuses.

    *I say “written this” as opposed to “done this” because it is overwhelmingly likely that you are not a masseuse at all, but some overweight loser masturbating to the thought that something like this might happen, and getting off on the replies.

  38. Do you let their hands wander? I love to explore my masseuses ass and slide my hand up between their legs to feel that moistness when I am getting that happy ending.

  41. That’s the difference between a masseuse and a massage therapist. If a client jokes about a happy ending with us they usually get told to leave.

  43. How often does it seem to happen and do you do the same for your female clients?

  44. I’ve always been too scared to mention it. Afraid they would kick me out or call the cops. But when is your next opening? Lol jk

  46. You, my friend, are a godsend. It makes me happy to know there are people out there like you. Just be careful not to get in trouble.

    I have to admit that I fantasize about becoming a masseuse. I love therapeutic touch and am quite good at it, but I also love the allure of people asking for more…

    I’m sure it’s a different world for male masseuses though. Are there any men working where you are? Any sense of what their experiences are like?

  49. I’m a girl and always joke about it but I’d totally be curious to try ?

  50. I have had two regular masseuses over the years that did this for me. Also exchanged massages and had sex. It was a buildup over several years with each and a personal friendship involved. And this was NOT a regular service provided to others.

  52. Gotta say my imagination makes this really hot and I might want to try my luck when things finally settle down.

  54. Thai places are actually the most likely to be legit in my experience

  55. How many ‘jobs have you given and has anyone ever refused? Like if they’re married or whatever

  56. What are the “jokes” guys tell to indicate they want a happy ending?

  57. I did training as a professional massesuse in Swedish Massage then do some other training in Tantric. I only ever do it with couples or women in Dublin or London and I can assure you they go wild with arousal – especially with big orgasms at the end.

  58. what would you say was the biggest dick you’ve given happy ending too? did you immediately want it once you saw it? whered he cum lol.

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    and last question, do you ever start the flirting? say you really want to jerk/suck a dick, would you try to engage the guy to see if hes open to more?

  72. That sounds great, iv been to a local Thia Massage parlour twice, the massage was superb, genuine, but the ending really made the visit, lol.

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