This happened in my early 20s. I was on a 1,700km heartbroken road trip to go confront my girlfriend about why she was breaking up with me and was spending the night at a motel in a small town along the way.
I checked in and headed over to the Boston pizza for dinner. When I pulled up there were two girls hanging out on the curb in the parking lot …as small town teenagers tend to do. Bleeding heart that I was, I didn’t really pay them much attention and went in to eat. When I came out they were gone but there was a note on my windshield. It said they liked my truck, thought I was cute and left their phone number. Lol.
Anyways, I said fuck it and called them when I got to the back to the motel. They were over within minutes and we were drinking and talking shit. They were typical small town skanks but we were actually having a great time just joking around the hotel room and smoking on the balcony. Eventually Brazilian waxing came up and I admired that I’d never shaved my junk and the next thing we were in the bathroom with my razor out and my pants on the floor.
After they shaved my dick and got me hard they started comparing each others pubic hair and we jumped in the shower and everyone got freshly shaved which led to much making out and finger banging. Eventually we went back to bed and they sucked my cock until I came and passed out.
Never told this story before.
Drove on the next day to get hard dumped.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/giprtm/mff_probably_my_most_random_hook_up
lucky you didn’t wake up short a kidney!