[MF] COVID Cum Walk

I’ve always been fascinated by the recent “cum walk” fad, where a guy gives a girl a facial and then they walk around in public for a while.

My wife isn’t 100% into facials, though. She’ll let me do one occasionally, but only if I’m in a state of utter horniness and it’s pretty obvious that it’s going to happen anyway. So “NO” wasn’t a big surprise when I told her that I wanted her to let me facialize her in a “family” bathroom and then have her take a turn around the mall. In fact, she shot me down so fast my head was spinning.

That’s why I was super surprised when she brought up the subject one morning. “You know that ‘cum walk’ thing you wanted to do?” she asked. “Well, with this whole COVID lockdown it’s not like there’s ever anybody out in the park these days. So there wouldn’t be any chance for us to get caught. If let you do it, I mean.”

That started about three days of “negotiations” where we set down ground rules. How/when/what conditions/etc. were all discussed at length. It would have to be early in the morning (she had argued for night time, but I insisted that part of the thrill was that there had to be at least *some* possibility of being caught out). We would walk the entire 1+3/4mi loop of the park that abutted our development. She would put on her face mask if any kids were nearby or if we saw someone we knew. No wiping or masks if we passed total strangers, though (it was SUPER tough getting her to agree to that one).

The morning came, and so did it. A lot. Have no idea I could produce that much jizz in one go. It completely slathered her face, from her forehead to her chin, with two thick dangly strands holding desperately to her nose and lips.

My wife almost balked when she looked at her self in the mirror. But she squared her shoulders, mumbled something like “fhhk ippt” through her tightly pressed lips, and opened the door ahead of me.

I was filming on my DLSR. And no, I am *not* going to share it (sorry). That’s going into the folder marked “Tax Documents” with password protection. The walk to the park was uneventful. It was 7:30AM, and the only life we saw was someone driving to work with a dew-smeared windshield. My wife turned away while they passed, so they didn’t actually see her.

Our local park is named for the first principal of our town’s grade school. (That’s as much doxxing I’ll give you). It has two hiking trail. An outer loop that is more popular but also more private due to being mostly wooded, and an inner loop that goes around a couple of multi-use sports fields. We chose the outer loop. By the time we got there, all the dribs and drabs of cum had either swung up and plastered themselves in with the rest or dropped off onto the white tank-tee she was wearing, braless per previous agreement.

At first, she was pretty self conscious about it. She kept looking around the bends in the trail expecting to find the Semen Police ready to arrest her. I wasn’t paying much attention to anything other than the slick coating of cum on her face. (I was a little worried that it would dry up, although that turned out to not be the case. Maybe if we had done a couple of turns.)

About halfway through, she started to relax a bit. The park was totally deserted as far as we could tell, and (according to her later statement) she eventually just got used to the sensation of having a messy face. We actually started chatting about normal stuff like what to have for dinner that night (pasta, in case you’re wondering).

We had exactly one encounter: when we were almost to the end of the loop we heard the sounds of someone jogging behind us. I couldn’t see who it was because there was a stand of kudzu-enveloped trees blocking the view.

My wife stopped in her tracks, fumbling with the strings of a home-made COVID mask. She never got a chance to put it on, though. By the time she had gotten the mask arranged properly, the jogger came into sight. It was a tall youngish-looking man (as far as I could tell- he was wearing a medical-style mask).

He mumbled something like “Hi!” as he moved way over to the side and then passed us, and that was it. My wife had kept looking straight forward, and most of the cum (now completely transparent actually) was on the direct front of her face. So best as I can tell he couldn’t have seen much, if anything, compromising. The only clue I had was that he slowed down ever so slightly and made as if to turn and look back at us- but then either I had imagined it or he decided to just keep going and chalk it up to “crazy neighbors.”

On the walk back from the park, we narrowly missed being caught by the woman who lived across the street as she wandered out of her house to put something in her mailbox. She called out a greeting, and I turned to yell a “good morning!” back at her as my wife hurried into the house.

Upstairs, she got her reward: a vigorous “you did it!” fuck that ended with a second massive congratulatory facial.

tl;dr: COVID emptied the neighborhood enough that my wife decided (unexpectedly) that a cum walk might be a fun thing to do. Had three encounters: a car (not caught), a jogger (maybe/probably caught), and a neighbor (not caught). Both parties agree: we want to do it again, but next time in a neighborhood where nobody knows us.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/gibx9n/mf_covid_cum_walk

18 comments

  1. Nice story. Now I have to find out more about this new fad that I never knew existed.

  2. To each their own but this is.the kind of.humiliation posing as sexy amd romantic love that eventually pops up.on police reports and.in affidavits for a divorce.

  3. It’s not projecting. It’s fact. Talk to divorce attorneys who have handled some crazy cases and you will know exactly what I am talking about. I have been there and done that.

  4. Fucking tax documents.

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    :) good job! You’ve got a keeper there!

  5. “Recent cum walk” you talk like it’s been in the news lol. Where’d you find out it’s been happening more often?

  6. One time before being my wife I slept over her place that night I blew a huge load all over her face. She passed out the next morning her ex husband had to drop the kid off she opened the door in a blue velour robe with cum all over it her face was all dried up her ex said do you have lotion on your face? She said it was a face mask..

  7. Bro, you can’t tell this story and leave out what kind of pasta? Was it spaghetti? Was it linguini? Penne? Lasagne? What sauce? Jeff (if that’s even your real name), you think you’re some sort of hero bc you plastered your wife’s face & walked a few miles but leave such a cliffhanger. SMDH.

  8. Wait COVID cum walk is not a thing. It’s something you made up to fulfill a fantasy of yours. Besides, since the stores are closed, just about everyone is out walking. There’s nothing else to do.

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