For context I am 19 M and my girlfriend is 25 F.
Reason I won:
Something my girlfriend does somewhat frequently since we started living together is masturbate in bed in the morning before I wake up. I’m not sure how frequently since I am usually asleep but I suspect she does this often since I’m woken up to the distinct sound of movements of it sometimes. I’ve also caught her doing this before but I usually don’t say anything. This is actually something that stresses me out a bit for some reason but that seems like a different discussion.
So today I was pretty sure I woke up to her playing with herself but she can tell when I wake up because I suppose my breathing changes. Today, as I sometimes do in this scenario, I pretended to still be asleep to see if she would go back to it. I’m not 100% certain she did but I’m pretty confident I could hear her.
Eventually she got up to go to the bathroom (I’m pretty sure she finishes there sometimes) to which I stirred a bit and revealed I was waking up. She said she was going pee but I suspected otherwise. When she left I created a win/win scenario for myself.
I figured if she spent a long time in the bathroom she was probably finishing what she started in bed. So I started masturbating myself in bed. I figured if she came back quickly then she chose not to finish or had never started on the first place and she would catch me which would either lead to us having sex if she was still horny or just a jokey conversation worst case scenario. If she spent a long time in the bathroom then I would just finish, also not a bad scenario.
She took about 15 minutes in the bathroom (I’d bet money she was masturbating). I heard the toilet flush and knew she was coming back but happened to finish around that time. When she came back into the room I was stood there naked, cleaning myself up. It was the perfect moment for her to know what I did.
She asked, “Did you just…” to which I replied with only a questioning moan but it was obvious what I had just done. She said nothing of whether she had done the same or not. We also had sex after a bit more time spent laying in bed and waking up. It just felt perfect to me and I felt like I had to share.
Reason I lost:
She might be pregnant now ?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/gilz9s/i_both_won_my_relationship_and_lost_today_mf_funny