So I had another hookup, with a nerd of course. His name was Stanley and he was skinny, had lanky arms and legs, cystic acne, rosacea, greasy hair, dandruff, suspenders, and black horn-rimmed glasses.
He told me to grab a pair of tweezers and pop his acne for him and to suck the pus out. He said it was important that I suck it out because if the pus gets on his skin, it could cause even MORE acne to pop up. He stated, “I want to get rid of my acne problems.” I got up close to his face and ripped the head off one of the zits. I notice pus came out so I pressed my lips to the zit and began sucking. I began tasting blood. I then did it with each zit on his face. Each time I sucked the pus out, I opened my mouth and looked in the mirror at my tongue, which had pus cream on it. It was a yellow-ish white color. There were over a dozen zits I had to pop because his acne was really bad. Then I put some Neutrogena Rapid Clear Stubborn Acne Spot Treatment Gel with Maximum Strength Benzoyl Peroxide Acne Treatment Medicine, Pimple CREAM on his popped zits using q-tips.
Then, the nerd opened up the backpack he brought and there was a rat in a cage. He said he found it caught in a trap, rescued it, and it was almost dead so he wanted to put it out of it’s misery. He stated, “I want to use your ass for this.” I took all my clothes off and I got on my hands and knees in doggy position. Then he put lube all over the rat, which was squirming and trying to get away. He then shoved it right into my ass and plugged my ass shut with a plug. I felt the rat squirming around and I had orgasm after orgasm, moaning so loudly my double-arm amputee roommate began kicking my door to get me to shut up. What he didn’t understand was that I was having the most intense prostate orgasms of my life.
Then the nerd asked, “want to try some breathplay?” I nodded eagerly and he wrapped his thighs around my neck and began strangling me. I felt his thigh muscles getting tighter and tighter as if he were a mammalian boa constrictor. I felt all the blood rushing to my face. I became lightheaded and a wave of euphoria came over me. I felt all my muscles relax. Then he released me.
I fell asleep in his arms that night, I was his little spoon. The next night, I was running a fever. Sweating and shaking chills. I felt nauseous and I threw up. I called an ambulance because I was seriously sick. When I got to the hospital, they asked me, “what’s going on?” I said, “I fell on top of something, it went in my ass, and I forgot to take it out!” They asked, “what did you put in there?” I didn’t answer. They spread my legs and pulled the decomposing rat out of my ass. It made a SLURRRRP sound as they pulled it out. Fluid came out along with the rat. I looked at the rat and it was wet and it’s eyes were gone. There was yellowish stuff on it. And also brown stuff, my shit. My shit also came out along with the rat. It smelled so bad, two of the nurses vomited.
They put me on an IV, gave me antibiotics, and I had a perforated bowel so they had to perform surgery on me. Luckily they were able to save my bowel and completed the first surgery. They gave me a temporary ostomy bag to use. My bowels are going to be given a break and then I’ll get a second surgery to see if they can fully repair everything… If not, they may have to remove my bowels completely and leave me with an ostomy bag.
I’m in the hospital using voice-to-text on my phone, so if there are any typos in this post, that’s why. I’m going to have to stay in the hospital for at least a few days and I’ll continue to be on IVs and take my antibiotics.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ggxgcl/kink_i_m_had_to_go_to_the_hospital_for_a_life