Alright…I’m a long time lurker. I love the stories on here, and I love sharing them with others (haha). So, I was suggested by a friend to start this little series. I’m hoping to get a mixture of hot sexual experiences, but also dumb, funny shit. So, hopefully everyone will want more! I’ll be happy to hear any suggestions, advice, and requests for more! Also, these stories (even the embarrassing stuff) is 100% truth!
**I’d like to start this with a quick disclaimer! This experience is going to be full of jokes. Some of these can be viewed as offensive, but know that this is not intended, only to further illustrate the relationship we have. Thank you, and now enjoy!**
Growing up, I was the weird kid. I was not one of the “cool” kids or the one of hot guys. I was the scrawny, greasy haired kid with the big glasses that everyone knew to avoid. This led to no experience with girls for so long. I was also a big momma’s boy. So, I was always trying to behave myself and gain every once of permission/approval from my mom. This extended into the law as well. Anything that is *technically* illegal, I never did, for the fear of disappointing her, or the law. Well, occasionally I break free of my shackles, and these are the stories of how I slowly became my own guy, sexually. (And all the hilarious shit in between!)
It was a hot summer. Borderline, one of the worst summers I had ever experienced. A big reason was I had recently had troubles with my drivers license, and I wasn’t able to really drive anyone around. But, my BFF Julia wanted to hang out.
Julia was one of the few friends I had during this time of my life. She was part of a small group that I hung out with on the occasion. I was the only guy in the group…so I had plenty to imagine and fantasize sometimes. Julia was what we all called, the Oreo of our group. In other words, black on the outside, white on the inside. She wasn’t like other black girls from my school. While others were ghetto as hell, loud, and rude as shit…Julia was the opposite. She acted like a total white girl sometimes. She was around the same height as me (around 5”6-5”7). She had glasses, she was a smart girl too. Her body was nice as well. A modest ass, not one of the ridiculous oversized or plastic ones. The thighs matched (which is *always* a plus, don’t care!), but her biggest and my favorite feature, were her breasts. The were just always looking so nice, firm, and ready to be played with (oh boy when she reads this, lol).
Anyways, we’d really only had contact over text or video chats for a couple months, so this was really the first time her and I had seen each other in person for a good bit. She lived near the park at the time, so I said I’d drive down to the park, and we could chill there. I pulled up, and she was waiting for me, and our usual exchange started:
“What’s up bitch?”
“Not much, bitch.”
A hug was exchanged, and we started walking around. We discussed the usual. How life was going, if we were currently talking to anyone. There was always some light flirting (if my memory is correct, I’m pretty sure we made one of those “if we’re not married by 35, let’s do it” pacts). It was just overall a fun time, and fantastic to see my friend in person again.
Finally, we decided to search for some water. Like I said, it was hot as hell and it was torture. So, we made our way to the vending machines (screw the fountains, it tastes like the wet rim of a toilet seat in a Payless). I quickly pulled out some money, about $2.00, cuz the prices on this machine was complete ass.
As I’m starting to gulp my drink, Julia begins to fumble in her pockets. She then glances at me with a sad puppy look, and says:
“I don’t have cash on me.”
“Well, sucks to suck.”
“Well, let me waterfall yours,” she said.
“No! I don’t need your big ass lips near my bottle.”
“You’re one to talk, with your dry ass lips.”
This went on for a few minutes, as it always did. Lots of casual racism, just because. Back and forth, until we were laughing too hard to continue. It was always good fun. Finally, she composed herself and asked for some money.
“I’m not paying another $2 for water, Julia.”
“Oh cmon please? You’re already like my sugar daddy.”
“How? I never buy you shit!”
“Please. Please. Pleeeaaase?!”
“You suck my dick,” I joked. “I’ll buy you a water!”
She just stood there for a second, and finally agreed. I thought nothing of it. As you can tell, we have a pretty strange, fun, (and partially abusive) friendship. So, I kind of just gave up, gave her some money, and thought nothing of the comments that were just made. She gulps her water, and the whole “Africans don’t have water” joke marathon started. After we finished laughing it all off, she just glances at me and says:
“Alright, let’s go.”
“Where?”
“Well I can’t really suck your dick in the middle of a park!”
I recoiled at the words that just left her mouth. This wonderful, young, nasty, sinful little black girl just offered to please my pole in exchange for water…well, who am I to deny this? We raced back to my car. I was younger then, eager. I never really did anything with a woman before, and I was YEARS behind all the other people I knew. She chuckled following behind me.
We got in my car, and sat there for a minute. My heart was beating so hard, you could probably see it through my shirt. My stomach kind of hurt, making me feel just a little sick. She sat there, staring at me, and she finally said:
“So…where are we going?”
“I mean, we’re in a car,” I implied nervously. “Can’t really go anywhere else.”
“What? Cuz of you getting in trouble? You can’t just take us somewhere else?”
“Look, I’m just trying to not get busted.”
She rolled her eyes and chuckled, whispering “fine” as she leaned forward, unzipping my pants. The minute she took my dick out, she just looked at it and said: “wow, wasn’t expecting that.”
I was nervous, and I wasn’t really rocking a full hard on either. More half mast. I got worried.
“Am I not big enough?” I asked.
“Nonono it’s fine!” She reassured me. “It’s just…wasn’t expecting what you had.”
I took that as a semi-compliment at the time, hoping that it was okay, and it was just my self confidence taking a plunge. She then nervously looked around, and then put my cock in her mouth, and BOY was I in Heaven. Up until now, the only sexual experiences I had was just watching porn. Hell, even *that* started weird. (Tbh, my first porn was a pic website called coedcherry.com, and I jerked it to Tawnee Stone all the time. All of this on an original Nintendo 3DS internet browser.)
She made it clear before hand that she had never done it before. Which was kind of the fun part too, knowing I was the first. There was a small bit of teeth in the beginning, but she noticed my shifting and almost instantly changed her strategy, and I was back in euphoria. I wish I could say that it was smooth sailing from there…but I’d be lying. This little session lasted for nearly an hour, with heat building, and us getting sweatier and sweatier. But here’s a couple things that occurred during that hour.
1. We noticed that there was a children’s Hispanic birthday party right in front of my car. Despite this, we did not move the car.
2. Three cops drove past my vehicle, (or one making laps), which made us paranoid, but nothing ever came of it.
3. About midway through, Julia’s mother had called. She was the sweet kind of black mom that everyone loves. Which is funny saying that since her daughter was now throating my cock. She wanted to talk to me after speaking to her, so I took the phone. But I wanted more, so I went ahead and had Julia continue working my shaft while I was on the phone with her mom. It was so hilarious, as Julia was panicking the entire time.
4. A couple guys biking around (about 3 of them) stopped for a break, saw me, and gave me a quick thumbs up before riding off.
5. Lastly, with it getting hotter, we wanted to roll the windows down. Well that was a great plan until the hornet came and kept trying to get near us, so we dealt with that little shit for a few until we decided to roll the windows back up.
After the hour it took to get this done, I felt myself building up a LOT of cum. She came back up for some air, and I asked her where she wanted me to cum, and she said don’t worry about it. I was confused, but I said whatever. Finally as I’m building up, and up, and up…I felt it arrive. I came so hard, to the point where I’m happy the windows were up, cuz that entire birthday party would have heard me moan. As my last pulse settles, she sits back up, and I watch her swallow my whole load. Not even gonna lie, I probably came close to cumming a second time just from seeing her do that.
And I’ll apologize for the random and abrupt ending…but that’s how it went. I quickly fixed myself up, she took a drink of water, and we both acknowledged that it was both fun and awkward for a first time experience on both sides. Soon after, her mom needed to go to the store, so she went home and went shopping, with her mom asking all kinds of questions. When she got home, we called on Facebook, and playing Town of Salem for a couple hours.
To this day, this is a secret story, not really shared until now. Some know the story, but not the girl. But we still talk today. We’re in another group chat with another girl (Bethany), who is a fine, smart little Hispanic cutie. But sadly, no stories to take down that path. Julia and I never did anything sexual again, but it’s still our little inside joke. Anyways, we still talk, the group chat keeps discussing a fun vacation, and life goes on…but I can’t help but wonder what’s next in my future.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/gdtjwa/the_adventures_of_an_awkward_obedient_nerd_1