Maybe you could use a good laugh with everything going on.
Here we go haha, at the time I had just graduated high school, we went to school together. We were messing around during the summer before we went to college. I would go see her during the week days while she was babysitting her sister and sometimes other kids from the neighborhood.
Her mom worked during the day but her dad worked the night shift and would come home in the afternoon. Her dad would sometimes come home early from work, which is why I would always go see her early in the morning. We’d make out while the kids were playing at the park and then when she’d put the kids down for a nap, we’d go to her room and really mess around.
So this day went like any other, we took the kids to the park, we came back to her house and she put them down for their nap (the kids were all under 2 years old). So we’re in her room and by this point we’re both butt naked. I’m standing and she is on her knees in front of me giving me head. I’m facing the door, all of a sudden the door nob starts turning and the door starts to open. (She didn’t have a lock on her door, which is something I think is insane.) I hear/see the door start to open and my heart nearly stops… I didn’t see my life flash, I just couldn’t breathe. All I could think was her dad was gonna murder me.
When it finally opens all the way it’s her sister and one of the neighbor kids she was watching Lmao. So I immediately reach down to pull up my boxers which were still around my ankles. She stops me and says “No, it’s fine”. Then she turns to the kids (she’s still on her knees, holding me in one hand) and says to them “Go lay down, go lay down”. They don’t listen so she get up off her knees and take them back to the living room to lay down, still butt naked. I stay in her room, get in her bed and think about what just happened haha. I laugh at that story now but that was crazy at the time.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/g6o78d/mf_funny_story_time_getting_caught