You never know what can happen during a pandemic quarantine.
This all happened one night last week:
I’ve known Alex for a long time—all the way back to undergrad. We were friendly in the dorms, but never exactly /friends/. Through a quirk of fate a few years later though, we ended up starting new jobs in the same city at basically the same time and ended up sharing a house together for a couple years.
Fast forward several more years and now I consider him a pretty close friend.
We don’t see each other very often anymore, but we text quite regularly about the news and things we find funny on the internet.
One thing to know about Alex, he has always had a reputation for being an incredibly horny guy, and is apparently hung like a fucking stallion. I’ve never seen him hard, but we have been naked together in the locker room a handful of times and, in all sincerity, he has the largest soft dick I’ve ever seen. It’s one of those that you cannot help but look at; and he’s prone to showing it off because of that. It also looks even bigger because he’s a relatively compact dude to begin with—5’7 on a good day, and in stupid-good shape.
Once after a few drinks a mutual friend asked him just how big it gets, and he said “big enough that it doesn’t always fit,” and smirked.
For whatever reason though, Alex and I never really talk[ed] about sex, aside from passing conversations about who we were sleeping with/who was waking up in our house back when we lived together. And, more recently, a recognition that we both have throwaway reddit accounts and happen to like some of the same nsfw subs. This will matter in a minute.
All this to say, I have to imagine his dick tends to do the thinking for him as often as not. I’m still kind of shocked this story happened.
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Alex is something of a night owl and often texts me links to stories/memes/whatever well after I’ve turned in. A couple nights ago though, I was having some 1am alone time [read: edging], got a text from him, and reflexively responded. This is what followed:
Alex: wow, you’re up late
Me: and so are you; what’s up?
Alex: just gaming, the usual. You?
Immediately I got the full-body blush that happens when you get caught doing something embarrassing. There was literally no way he could know for sure what I was actually doing, so I debated lying… but we were close enough (and I was horny enough by then) that I went with honesty.
Me: haven’t been sleeping great lately. opted for some ‘stress relief’
Alex: hah. that was me a couple hours ago. don’t let me interrupt.
Something about knowing he had been jacking it earlier was weirdly a turn on. I felt my dick throb involuntarily as I read it, causing a bead of precum to appear on the tip. I guess you could say I was feeling bold.
Me: find anything worth sharing?
This was met with a long pause, causing me to get spun up in my own anxiety. I almost immediately regretted the ask and was thinking of ways to walk it back when he responded.
Alex: half-way down the front page of r/jizzedtothis, there’s a dark-haired chick on her side giving a two-fisted handy. You’re welcome.
Any momentary nervous-softness went away and I sprung back to full-mast the second I read ‘jizz’. I found the gif pretty quickly and he was right, it was pretty hot. Not my Ideal, but still hot. I thought I might as well respond in kind, so I page’d back to where I had been moments earlier: r/bodyshots. I found a really hot (to me) gif and sent him the link; a vaguely-Asian babe getting sprayed with a pull-out load.
Me: okay. So that was hot. Not surprised that got the job done. This is more my style tonight though
Me: [link]
This was followed by another, even longer pause. Given that he practically sent me a gif, I didn’t think I’d screwed anything up by literally sending him one back, but I didn’t want to just leave things on that note. Eventually, I poked the bear.
Me: so is ‘gaming’ still gaming, or code for round two?
This time, thankfully, I got a quick response.
Alex: pleading the fifth. This was not how I expected the night to go, that’s for sure.
Alex: [link]
This time it was a clip from the end of a MFM threesome with two guys busting on the same woman, one right after another. This definitely felt like game on.
Me: stranger things have happened. I’m obviously cool with this.
Alex: I mean fuck it. Sure. Just don’t nut and ghost me?
Me: deal. Is this a quickie or what? I’ve uh… kinda been at it for awhile. And it’s a lot later than I thought it was
Alex: dude. hands.off.your.dick.
Alex: I need to catch up.
Alex: but if you have something good ready to go, I can get there pretty fast
I had already been saving a vid to finish to, so this was perfect. I quickly re-found the link on my phone and sent it to him.
Me: this is easily the hottest thing I’ve found in months. It’s done the trick for me a handful of times already: [pornhub link]
For those playing along, its from r/fuckforeverever, and the post has ‘monster load’ in the title. Link to the full thing is in the comments below that post.
Alex: oh man. I saw the gif floating around a week or so ago, but never watched the whole thing.
Me: start it at the same time and go until we go?
Alex: That should work. Ready?
Me: ready
Alex: start in 3
Me: 2
Alex: 1
It’s not a long vid, so you can probably place our texts if you’re paying attention.
Me: He barely fits in her mouth. Damn. Have to ask—who is bigger
Alex: he has a fucking lead pipe man. He wins. Though I’m pretty sure I have him on inches.
Me: she’s so hot
Alex: goddamn that tip thing would be enough to set me off irl right now
Me: you and me both. But it gets so much better
Alex: back that ass up
Me: lips.that.grip
Alex: again with the tip job. Fucking hell.
Me: those tits are perfection
Alex: and those abs. What a smoke show
Me: I need to be ridden like that right now
Alex: mmhmmmmmmm
Me: and the clit rub. She’s got to be so tight
Alex: yessir
Me: here comes the handy. ready for this?
Alex: yea. U?
Me: ya
Alex: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Me: god.damm needed that
Alex: she’s not the only one who got covered.
Me: same. jackson pollack all around?
Alex: I was not expecting to cum this much
Me: told you it was good.
And then he got quiet. I figured he was just cleaning up, so I did the same. Then, right as I was about to call it a night, my phone buzzed again.
Alex: this didn’t happen.
Me. k?
Alex: but I’m super not mad about it.
Me: hah. all good bro
Alex: anytime after midnight I’m good for links. Just use signal next time.
Me: o’rly?
Alex: and this definitely didn’t happen. night.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/g1llju/social_jizztancing_mm
Hot as fuck.