Get your stories here! Broken hearts. Busted nuts. And even a few squirters.[MFF]

Ok – thought I’d give this a shot.

I’ve really enjoyed reading these type of stories lately – – and given this pandemic I, like everyone else, have some time on my hands. And like any other red-blooded American male I watch porn – but have grown bored of its stupidity and worn out tropes. (how many step sister fucks me videos can they make?)

Maybe I should write for porn. Hmmmm.

Anyhow. I was a late bloomer. Didn’t have sex until I was 25 – after moving to NYC from college in 2000.

But I made up for lost time. I’ve made love, had sex, performed intercourse or otherwise banged somewhere around 30 awesome women, depending on how you count.

Messed around with another 30-40 babes – easy.

Welcome to Victory-Fap. Get it?

Sorry….Not heroic Hollywood numbers, but tons of super fun – intense experiences – between two radically consenting adults. And one time three of us!

I’ve played the field and have I got stories for you!

A range of goddesses – From perfect 10 models who sucked and sucking dick. To not “traditionally” attractive goddesses with amazing tits, welcoming throats, and a penchant for getting choked.

White. Black. Mixed heritage.

Mexican / Norwegian.

Irish / Indian.

Asian / German.

No matter the lady – I love to make girls cum. And to honor their beauty with the draining my balls wherever they tell me.

Accumulating notches on the bedpost was never my thing- — honestly quality of experience was always my priority. If you spend enough years singles / dating – things add up

Not sharing my numbers not to be a braggadocious douche – but just to say….STORIES! GET YOU STORIES HEEERRRE! —

And I’d like to share in a non-judgemental forum

My hope is to share every sexual experience I’ve had on here. That’s assuming you fellow degenerates (Kidding!) like the stories.

Why? Well.

Now that I’m in my 40s, settled down, married, starting a family – I find myself reminiscing about a pretty respectable run of fornication.

A little about me – I’ve always been straight – never even dabbled the other way. But think everyone’s awesome and should do whatever they want. Gay, straight, Bi, Asexual. And it’s really nobody’s business. Not religion. Not government. LIBERTY!

You do you – folks!

Some freaky shit. Nothing too rough. Some light choking. A few fingers up my ass. Got bit once WAY too hard by a – shall we say – “not traditionally attractive” girl with the best body I’ve ever seen. A one-night stand. By far the kinkiest experience I’ve had.

One time threw the old ding dong up this rich asian girl’s ass. A bunch of times. She was awesome. Lived close by. We’d hook up randomly. I’d walk over with a burning hot – raging hard on. The kind when you know you’re gonna get laid. She’d feed me dark chocolate and whisky and let me do whatever I want. So fun.

Mostly good old-fashioned sex positive fornication.

My stories will include the emotional impact and feelings of the encounters. I’ll use filthy language, but want to emphasize that I share these tales to celebrate my adult women friends over the years. Wonderful people who wanted to get their rocks off too – many of women could give two fucks about me.

One heroic thicc Polish American girl (BIG ASS – tiny tits) a graphic designer – lived down in Vegas – who I discovered hadn’t been wearing panties all night. That’s a special kind of discovery… Who let me hit it bare dick (that one was stupid) – even woke me up with a HJ in the middle of the night for another fuck. That kind of hunger is elusive – if you find yourself a chick who loves to fuck and makes you laugh – marry her. Turns a 6 into a 10 in my book.

Pretty sure at least one gorgeous trans woman – a one nighter. We had fun night on the town together. Went home to make out. Play with her titties. She was an eager blowjob giver and when I wanted to reciprocate she refused to remove even her jeans. I’ll never know if she had a cock or not.

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Like when I once sealed the deal, with a long burning crush – a little hotty. A runner who was a camper when I was a young counselor in training at a canoe camp. Who then was a college freshman in the art department. We’d flirt – but she wasn’t single – but years later – I randomly went on a Tinder date with her roommate. And she reached out secretly via facebook telling me “I think you’ll remember me.” –

– Newly single – I was just life support for my cock. A rebound fuck. Pure and simple. But again – we had a meaningful fun night together. It was awesome. Let me hit it raw dog. I’m telling you being part of someone’s rebound tear is an incredibly fun bit of NSA naughtiness. If you can manage not to fall in love – I HIGHLY recommend it. I sort of did – never hit it a second time which made me sad. Damn.

Have I got some stories for you.

A blowjob on a crowded wedding shuttle bus by a goofy looking blonde with an incredible petite body and an insatiable appetite for – well – my cum. Didn’t fuck her – but must have polished the knob 12 or 13 times in one weekend.

A few awesome one night stands.

A few broken hearts – giving and receiving

A somewhat awkward bang of a spinster studio artist. A painter. In her 40s. The hugest funnest boobs. (Normally my flavor is on the skinny / average tiddy side) She drank dirty martinis (dirty martini = dirty girl) and was a bad kisser, but let me fuck her for hours.

Two different squirters. Never figured out if it’s pee or not. Didn’t smell like it, but who the fuck knows where it comes from. All I know it’s fucking hot. And I love making girls cum.

A blue ball night with the skinniest tiny tittiest tight little redhead actor woman you could ever dream of. Really just a make out session but one that sustains me through the hard time – to this day. Oh her lingerie. Her creamy skin. Her tiny pink little nipples. Murdered me. I REGRET NOTHING!

You’ll want to hear about this threesome.

A threesome with a mega-babe (who I was in love with for years and her best friend). Stoners. Music loves. A blast – one of those end of the nighters – and a story that has a moral. DON’T FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT THE “FRIEND ZONE” — it’s not a thing. Make friends. As many as possible. And stay in touch. You’l eventually. get to fuck a bunch of them. Play the long game my friends.

I dated a Brazilian carnival dancer with the firmest biggest natural gonzongas you could hope for and a cock holster like a vice grip. She encouraged me to get STD tested so we could ditch the condoms and she could “pull me with [her] pussy muscles.” We had to sneak around a bit because her ex was her business partner. No real danger or anything, but she was a tad older – I was still a bit green so it was THRILLING…

Stories of broken hearts and busted nuts

I’ve enjoyed emotional slow sensual cannabis-fueled connections with art school girls.

And not to mention a few over-dramatic actor girls – one of whom is a pretty famous TV actor now. Who told me she had no ego around oral sex – I could do what I wanted. But I was too naive at the time to truly explore what that meant… Mega babe.

Yeah – I had a good run.

I’m not much of a kiss and teller IRL – so felt the need for an outlet to share.

So stay tuned if you like.

Later today I’ll publish my first tale. MY FIRST BLOWJOB – A throatpie no less. From SUMMER. A perfect 10. Model hot – 20 year old RA in my freshman year dorm.

Thanks for reading. Hope you stay tuned.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/g1rrr4/get_your_stories_here_broken_hearts_busted_nuts

1 comment

  1. Suggest you dial down the hype and self-congratulation a notch or three.

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