how a Tinder catfish date led to my legs spread on my ex’s desk, while passerbys watched [FM]

Here’s the story about how a catfish Tinder date led to me getting my ass eaten out by my ex.

I had been talking to this guy on Tinder for a couple weeks at this point, let’s call him K. K seemed great. He was a teacher, very handsome in all his pics, 6ft… tall, dark and handsome. I finally agreed to grab drinks with him, and he suggested a pub that I had been wanting to check out.

As I was excited for this date, I put in extra effort to look sexy. I wore a very short grey skirt with black thigh high socks, black heels, and a very tight black top that showed off all my cleavage… My long black hair drapes around my breasts and really accentuates the fullness.

To be frank, I was expecting to get fucked that night. I was wet before I even left the house that night.

As I was walking up to the pub, I was passing by the window of a pizza shop where I could see the boys in the back working. There was one guy who was facing the glass, looking down and counting cash… I was passing by right in front of him when I recognized him as an ex (more about him in a previous post).

We broke up a couple years ago and had remained friendly whenever we ran in to each other. I playfully tapped the glass, he was startled at first until he realized it was me, and then he started smiling. He stood back, checked out my entire body from behind the glass and gave me a look of approval. That’s when I realized all the pizza boys were staring at me. He signaled me come to the side door, and I obliged. I stepped inside the pizza store; all the guys had stopped working to pay attention. He always enjoyed showing me off to people. I started laughing and made a comment about how cute he looked in his pizza boy uniform. He mentioned that he owned the restaurant and introduced me as his crazy ex to the guys that were staring. My short skirt felt much shorter standing in a room full of young men.

He asked me where I was going looking all sexy (it was far too cold for me to be dressed like that), and I told him I had a date next door. He smiled and said the poor sucker didn’t stand a chance. He kissed me on the cheek, smacked my ass on the way out and told me to “have fun and be a good girl”. He used to always tell me to be a good girl when I was swallowing his cum.

I walked up to the pub where K stood waiting for me. The first thing I noticed was he looked a lot older in person, the second thing was he was not 6ft, at best he was 5’5. I felt immediately uncomfortable; it was evident I was being catfished. The fact that my ex was just a few steps away gave me some comfort, and I decided to endure the date. K started off by ordering drinks, AND shots. It was clear his motive was to get me drunk to help me forget he was older and shorter than what he said. What he didn’t realize was how much I CAN drink and that a few drinks and a shot were not nearly enough. After a while I got the sense that it was getting late. I told K I had to work the next day. He was eager to leave as well, probably thinking he was about to start face fucking me the minute we got to his place, but as he stood up beside me, and I was reminded about the initial betrayal and there was no way I was going home with him.

I lied and said my uber was on the way, he walked me out to the street, conveniently in front of the pizza store windows, and kissed me. The kiss was okay, until he slipped in his tongue and grabbed my ass. I broke away from the kiss, told him I’ll call him when I got home and faked receiving a phone call from my uber driver. He started walking away confused. I turned to face the pizza store and saw my ex standing in the window, arms crossed and with a HUGE smirk on his face. I locked eyes with him, rolled my eyes, and burst out laughing. He opened the side door for me, and I stepped in. We were both laughing hysterically, while he sat me down on a chair. We were both thinking the same thing, what the hell was I doing with a guy like that? He enjoyed knowing I was so let down…

He was still working, counting things and putting stuff away when I looked around and realized the shop was closed. It was just me, him, and one very cute, but young, delivery guy in the back. My ex realized his driver was staring at me and introduced us, “stop staring at her buddy, she’s beautiful but she’s crazy. You don’t want that trust me”.

His driver looked even more intrigued, but my ex wasn’t wrong. We have a wild history, and nobody really knows me as well as he does. He could tell exactly what I was thinking just from the kind of smile on my face, “seriously, he’s a kid. Don’t.” he warned me. I smirked and said “okayyy fine”.
My ex stepped away into the fridge, and his driver came up to get a better look and talk.
“How old are you?” I asked.
“21, you?”
I laughed. I was extremely horny, and the alcohol was making it obvious.
“aw, your boss is right. You’re a baby. I’m 30”.

“Wow, you don’t look thirty”. I know I don’t look thirty. I get told this every single day

“trust me kid, I’m thirty” I said as a sat back in the chair, the freezer door opened and my ex walked back into the room, clearly annoyed that his driver hadn’t taken his advice. He told him he could go home now, in an obvious attempt to save the poor kid from me.

“why’d you have to send him off, I was just having a little fun”

“I know what your idea of fun is, he’s not ready for someone like you. He’s too innocent”. I got up from his chair, and sat on his desk, pulled my skirt up, spread my legs wide open, and started playing with myself on top of my panties. They were soaked…

“and you, are you still into my kind of fun?” I asked.

“stop” he said, pointing to the glass window. People were walking by and could clearly see what I was doing. A couple was passing by, and the boyfriend stopped to watch me. It took a few seconds for his girlfriend to realize what her man was gawking at, and then instantly pulled him away by his arm. This turned me on even more. My ex was passing by me, and I just grabbed him, pulled him in, and wrapped my legs around his waist firmly.

“please fuck me, I’m so fucking horny right now”

“I can’t I’m gross right now, I’ve been working all day”

“so?” I said, “take me home then”.

He shot me a look, and repeated, “take you home?”

“yes daddy, take me home, I fucking miss that mouth” I said as I grabbed his face.

I’m pretty sure he didn’t even close up shop properly, but we were out of there so fast.

Within ten minutes, we were back at his place, and he was in and out of the shower before I had enough time to chug a glass of wine.

He got out of the shower; towel wrapped around his waist. My god… he always had the most amazing body, I remembered spending hours in bed tracing his pecs and abs with my tongue.

I was tying my hair up, getting ready to have my throat fucked but he had other plans.

“I want that beautiful ass in my face right now” he said and flipped me on my stomach, pulled my skirt up and smacked my ass. He commented on how much bigger my ass has gotten since we dated, and how he’s dreamt about this moment.

He slipped his hand under my panties and along my clit. I was dripping wet. He teased me like this for a few seconds before inserting his fingers inside me. I moaned. I could tell his fingers were drenched in my wetness and he pulled them out and sucked them clean. He went back for more, this time though, he dragged my wetness and rubbed it around my asshole, and then licked it clean.

He continued rimming me, taking his time, teasing me, before he finally put his tongue inside me. He made me raise my ass, put a thick pillow under my hips, and had my ass and pussy propped on display for him. This was something new, and I was curious who he learned this with. He continued to alternate between eating and fingering my pussy, and eating and finger my asshole. I was getting really into it, and that’s when I felt him spread my cheeks, spit on my hole, and felt the tip of his dick on my ass. He was going to fuck my ass. He slid his dick under me rubbed it against my clit instead. He slowly entered my pussy and I could feel every single muscle stretch to make space. I could feel all my juices being forced out of my pussy as he filled me with his cock. He pumped his dick a few times, got it nice and wet, pulled out and then lined it up against my ass. He spit on my hole again and felt him slowly rubbing his dick in a circle before entering very slowly. I moaned, reached under myself and started slowly rubbing my clit, while he slowly fucked my ass. He started to pick up speed as my body adjusted and accepted him, and I could feel him become comfortable with every stroke. He leaned over and kissed my ear, whispered “fuck I missed you”, and was grabbing at my tits and waist while we kept the rhythm going. I was getting very close, I told him I’m really close and I could feel him pick up speed and start to really pound me…I tried to hold off on my orgasm as long as I could but I had been edging all night. I started moaning that I was cumming, and I could feel his body tense up as soon as I said that. He stopped pounding, went slower and shoved his entire dick deep inside me while my whole body convulsed. Once I felt him finish cumming, he slowly pulled his dick out of me and I could tell he was sitting there watching his cum ooze out of me. That was the first time I had ever let him creampie my ass and I wanted him to enjoy every bit of it. I got up, we both got into the shower to clean up, and put our clothes back on. He asked me to stay the night, but I knew that would complicate things, so he called my uber, I grabbed my purse, kissed him deeply, and said thank you. He watched me walk away

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/fxyago/how_a_tinder_catfish_date_led_to_my_legs_spread