#RelationshipRedFlag Erotic prose, (MF)

A Relationship red flag….

when you like different porn.

If he’s into tug jobs

and you like gang bangs,

Probably not the best match

and better to go stag.

Be open to his kink though.

If you are mortified,

then you should probably run.

Yet if you find it strangely intriguing,

and feel a tingle

down there,

chances are you could cum a ton.

Or have fun pretending that you don’t like it.

Men love that shit too.

My boyfriend gave me my first golden shower and I fucking loved it. Who knew?!

Now, can I return the favor?

No.

I get courageous and we go and sit in the bath tub,

then nothing comes out.

Not even a dribble,

From my lovely lady spout.

Still fun to try

and hilarious to talk about.

How someone’s “O” face is similar to someone’s pee face.

Both are lovely feelings.

You might be a woman disgusted with all of these thoughts.

and you,

my dear,

are the type of woman

that needs to get fucked the hardest.

And then peed on.

Or you might find that you like getting peed on before you get fucked.

To each their own.

-Anonnypoononny I’m new to posting here or posting anywhere…thank you for reading.

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