Fuck guys.
So it’s Saturday evening and my husband of eight months and I just got back from the movies (because nobody told us the theaters would close too. Different aggravation entirely, and when you’re newly married the only sensible thing to do is screw any chance you get. But after some hopeless Netflix surfing and a petty argument about the window being open or shut, he’s stormed out to sleep on the couch because apparently “we can’t talk about shit.”
I wanna believe being married is as exciting as my friends say it is… but to be honest, I think they left out where that excitement actually comes from.
So, with makeup done for the evening and a black tank top thrown on after realizing the evening ended, I’m making my own rules and seeking a fun Saturday night elsewhere. From all of you hungry animals.
[https://imgur.com/SwMHEHj](https://imgur.com/SwMHEHj)
You like me? Wasn’t worried.
My ask is simple: my husband doesn’t seem to be coming back to bed tonight, so one of you educated wordsmiths get the pleasure of writing me some erotica. I’m not talking role-play or dirty talk (although plenty of that will naturally come, I haven’t been properly fucked in a week) I’m talking I give you a unfulfilled fantasy, something that wouldn’t be brought to life nearly as well in porn, with vividly detailed environments and realistic scenarios with steamy characters…
I want the most talented penman out there to message me and take me away from my newly wedded woes. I certainly don’t feel like the OG housewife as my name suggests, so make me feel wanted again. I want my own personal writer to bring to life all my erotic fantasies and tales that I can’t live on my own, or refuse to degrade through porn.
I know, don’t judge me.
Reach out to me with my test: in as much brilliant detail, description and eloquent wording as possible, paint me a picture of the most erotic place on Planet Earth for YOU. It can be anywhere, and the more creative the better (Longer and more professional pieces get the most attention from me). Fulfill this for me, and we can talk how your dancing pen can please me with ink… Maybe we can work out a little exchange.
But don’t make me wait too long boys, my husband could come back in and find me in a *compromised* state at any moment… But hey, it’s worth the effort isn’t it. A marriage needs its excitement. ;)
-D
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/fmspt4/25f4m_orlando_my_counselor_said_the_keys_to_a